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TWTD banhammer confessions 15:09 - Dec 1 with 4809 viewsbluelagos

On another thread at least 2 posters mentioned they got banned, neither of whom strike me as Twtd bad boys. Makes me wonder how many others have felt the wrath of Ham and what they did to deserve it?

Post your confessions here :-)

Edit: Not wanting to bring up any details of old arguments obvs.
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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:10 - Dec 1 with 1778 viewsTieDyedIn95

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:09 - Dec 1 by homer_123



That's the stuff. I am probably the most hated person to ever use this forum.

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TWTD banhammer confessions (n/t) on 16:10 - Dec 1 with 1781 viewsHerbivore

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:08 - Dec 1 by TieDyedIn95

I am not banned but I suspect on everyone's ignore list as nobody reads anything I post or responds other than to have a pop at me.




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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:49 - Dec 1 by Ewan_Oozami

Not been banned but I haven't gone full-on crazy with the Battenberg haters yet, despite their numerous provocations.... you know who you are...


Battenberg is objectively terrible though.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:12 - Dec 1 with 1772 viewsfooters

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:10 - Dec 1 by TieDyedIn95

That's the stuff. I am probably the most hated person to ever use this forum.


Not even close.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:13 - Dec 1 with 1764 viewsTieDyedIn95

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:12 - Dec 1 by footers

Not even close.


Who was that then, if not me?

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:13 - Dec 1 with 1763 viewswkj

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:12 - Dec 1 by footers

Not even close.


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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:14 - Dec 1 with 1759 viewsTieDyedIn95

TWTD banhammer confessions (n/t) on 16:10 - Dec 1 by Herbivore



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You being one of the main antagonists.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:19 - Dec 1 with 1746 viewsfooters

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:13 - Dec 1 by TieDyedIn95

Who was that then, if not me?


Put it this way, to be the most hated poster ever on here, you will have needed to [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] leaving it permanently [REDACTED].
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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:21 - Dec 1 with 1727 viewsSitfcB

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:08 - Dec 1 by TieDyedIn95

I am not banned but I suspect on everyone's ignore list as nobody reads anything I post or responds other than to have a pop at me.


And you are?

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:53 - Dec 1 by footers

It's a 'cake' most of us grew out of at the age of four.


A number of posters on here clearly haven't progressed since they were four.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:27 - Dec 1 with 1685 viewswkj

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:19 - Dec 1 by footers

Put it this way, to be the most hated poster ever on here, you will have needed to [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] leaving it permanently [REDACTED].
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Who was that fella that posted porn but remarkably didn't get banned?

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:28 - Dec 1 with 1678 viewsfooters

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Who was that fella that posted porn but remarkably didn't get banned?


Sitters, weren't it?

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Who was that fella that posted porn but remarkably didn't get banned?


Jewell?

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:29 - Dec 1 with 1670 viewswkj

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:28 - Dec 1 by footers

Sitters, weren't it?


Really? I thought it was Pecker... well... this is awkward

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:21 - Dec 1 by SitfcB

And you are?


He's Sitters.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:40 - Dec 1 with 1621 viewsfactual_blue

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Who was that fella that posted porn but remarkably didn't get banned?


Gav?

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:45 - Dec 1 with 1611 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:49 - Dec 1 by Ewan_Oozami

Not been banned but I haven't gone full-on crazy with the Battenberg haters yet, despite their numerous provocations.... you know who you are...


I forgive you, as you're a Tooting-ite.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:48 - Dec 1 with 1603 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:19 - Dec 1 by footers

Put it this way, to be the most hated poster ever on here, you will have needed to [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] leaving it permanently [REDACTED].
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Are the redacted words 'have pleasured', 'duck', and 'traumatised'?

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:49 - Dec 1 with 1597 viewsGlasgowBlue

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Who was that fella that posted porn but remarkably didn't get banned?


Burer? Although he was BuryBlue and if memory serves he got banned under than name for constantly posting Farrah Fawcett-Majors nipples.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:49 - Dec 1 by GlasgowBlue

Burer? Although he was BuryBlue and if memory serves he got banned under than name for constantly posting Farrah Fawcett-Majors nipples.


Probably got him banned from the post office too.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:50 - Dec 1 with 1587 viewsGavTWTD

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:40 - Dec 1 by factual_blue

Gav?


My tastes are so niche that it's not considered porn.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:53 - Dec 1 with 1575 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:50 - Dec 1 by GavTWTD

My tastes are so niche that it's not considered porn.


The things you can do with a hobnob, eh?

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:54 - Dec 1 with 1565 viewsNewcyBlue

TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:51 - Dec 1 by hype313

Vile stuff, would rather 10 years of Lambert than put that anywhere near my mouth.


I just died a little bit inside.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:36 - Dec 1 by GeoffSentence

I am a good boy.

Though I once got mildly told that it wasn't a good idea to post about how Kieron Dyer cut me up in his car in case the lawyers waded in.

That's it that is the only brush with the law that I have had.


Did you get a PM starting 'Ahem'?

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 17:18 - Dec 1 with 1516 viewsgiant_stow

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:50 - Dec 1 by GavTWTD

My tastes are so niche that it's not considered porn.


Are you like that girl shags the Eiffle Tower? (there was a show about her years back)

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