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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members 23:35 - Jan 4 with 7202 views

Inspired by a post of BryanPlug's - "I’m sure we all would be so much better at running the country" - who would people prefer to have in the cabinet room at 10 Downing St?

My list -

Guthers (PM)
Stokie (deputy)
SteveM (Chancellor)
HennikerBlue (where did he go to? hope he's OK) - Foreign Office
ITFCJoe - Home Office
Newcy - Defence
Badger - Health
Mullet - Education
Gordon - Environment
No.9 - Energy policy & industry
Facters - Work & Pensions
WeWereZombies - Culture, Media & Sport


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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:08 - Jan 5 with 2219 views

factual_blue

Keno - Minister Without Portfolio, purely for the innuendo possibilities of the title.

Leader of da House - Dubtractor

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:17 - Jan 5 with 2204 views

J2BLUE

Guthers (PM)
Stokie (deputy)
SteveM - Chancellor
Warky - Duchy of Lancaster
Elder Grizzly - Foreign Office
Keno - Home Office
Bully - Justice
Newcy - Defence
Lucan - Trade
Badger - Health
m14_blue- Transport
Mullet - Education
DanTheMan - Environment
Dyland - Energy policy & industry
Glasgow Blue - Scotland
Swansea_Blue - Wales
eireblue* - NI
Jeera - Work & Pensions
SomethingBlue - Media
itfcjoe - Sport
Dubtractor - Culture
J2 - Vaccines (logistics)
Callis - Mental Health
Footers - Renationalised Water
Darth Koont- Renationalised Rail

Separated culture, media and sport. Added mental health.

*Can't think of any NI posters

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:22 - Jan 5 with 2178 views

SpruceMoose

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:17 - Jan 5 by J2BLUE

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Well feck you then.

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:24 - Jan 5 with 2167 views

J2BLUE

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:22 - Jan 5 by SpruceMoose
Well feck you then.

You're our US ambassador.

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:25 - Jan 5 with 2162 views

SpruceMoose

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:24 - Jan 5 by J2BLUE
You're our US ambassador.

I'll take that procurement card now please.

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:26 - Jan 5 with 2158 views

Ryorry

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:22 - Jan 5 by SpruceMoose
Well feck you then.

Spruce - #SpecialRelationship (USA)


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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:26 - Jan 5 with 2157 views

J2BLUE

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:25 - Jan 5 by SpruceMoose
I'll take that procurement card now please.

It's been sent to the minister for transport. Should arrive in 6-8 months.

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 with 2152 views

SpruceMoose

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:26 - Jan 5 by Ryorry
Spruce - #SpecialRelationship (USA)

Um guys... Somehow (Illy did it)... Yeah... Slight diplomatic incident involving some melons and Ivanka Trump... and um...We are now at war with Guam.

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 with 2140 views

Ryorry

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:26 - Jan 5 by J2BLUE
It's been sent to the minister for transport. Should arrive in 6-8 months.

Facters would have had it there 100 years ago


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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:31 - Jan 5 with 2132 views

hoppy

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 by Ryorry
Facters would have had it there 100 years ago

He probably did have it there 100 years ago, before screwing it up into a ball and launching it into a waste paper basket!

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:37 - Jan 5 with 2106 views

J2BLUE

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 by SpruceMoose
Um guys... Somehow (Illy did it)... Yeah... Slight diplomatic incident involving some melons and Ivanka Trump... and um...We are now at war with Guam.

We're going to war over Ivanka Trump's melons? Exciting stuff.

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:46 - Jan 5 with 2093 views

factual_blue

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:17 - Jan 5 by J2BLUE

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That's the vaccines logistics programme ruined then.

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:47 - Jan 5 with 2094 views

factual_blue

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 by Ryorry
Facters would have had it there 100 years ago

The worst abuse of a government procurement card was by a chap brought into the DTI from Eastern Energy.

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:53 - Jan 5 with 2089 views

tractordownsouth

When I sweep to power this will be my team

Chancellor - Stokie

Home - Guthrum

Foreign - Sprucers... (we've already established he doesn't care about UK politics anymore now he lives stateside so he can just stay there in this role)

Defence - Newcy... Hampstead as veterans minister

Health - Badger.... Facters as care homes minister

Education - ITFCJoe

Environment - Benters (Better p1ssing out of the tent than in and having someone from the taxi gang in government would prevent a backbench leadership challenge from Paz or Monkey Alan) ... J2 as food minister in the department

Wales - Swansea Blue

Scotland - Glassers

DWP - Mullet

DMCS - Hoppy

Women and Equalities - Ryorry

Justice - Phil (whose first act of sweet revenge would be to send Lambert to the gulag)

Transport - Lucan

Trade - Callis

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 04:42 - Jan 5 with 1982 views

Illinoisblue

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 by SpruceMoose
Um guys... Somehow (Illy did it)... Yeah... Slight diplomatic incident involving some melons and Ivanka Trump... and um...We are now at war with Guam.

I neither touched nor twisted those melons, man.

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 07:32 - Jan 5 with 1902 views

26_Paz

No role for the Paz Man?

The Paz Man

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 07:47 - Jan 5 with 1896 views

Tangledupin_Blue

Please may I be Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster. Sort out the Royals, once and for all, by giving all their estates away to various causes, turning Windsor Castle and Buckingham Palace into homeless shelters etc...

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 08:48 - Jan 5 with 1831 views

SuperKieranMcKenna

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 07:32 - Jan 5 by 26_Paz
No role for the Paz Man?

They'll have you up against the wall!

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 08:50 - Jan 5 with 1829 views

Herbivore

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 08:48 - Jan 5 by SuperKieranMcKenna
They'll have you up against the wall!

If I was in charge, sure. But those being picked are centrists and would tolerate the likes of Paz.

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 08:56 - Jan 5 with 1819 views

footers

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 08:50 - Jan 5 by Herbivore
If I was in charge, sure. But those being picked are centrists and would tolerate the likes of Paz.

I'd be more generous and make him Secretary of State for Sitting on Your Hands and Keeping Your Mouth Shut.

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 09:03 - Jan 5 with 1805 views

Guthrum

I'd be a terrible PM. Far better in the Cummings role (developing mad ideas, enjoys driving, tho not so hot on the sweariness).

You need someone good at sorting out rats fighting in a bag and restoring calm, so I nominate Phil.

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 09:14 - Jan 5 with 1777 views

Guthrum

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 by SpruceMoose
Um guys... Somehow (Illy did it)... Yeah... Slight diplomatic incident involving some melons and Ivanka Trump... and um...We are now at war with Guam.

At war with Guam? Clegg out!!

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 09:16 - Jan 5 with 1775 views

Keno

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:17 - Jan 5 by J2BLUE

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I'm happy to do NI, it would be an honour

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 09:28 - Jan 5 with 1750 views

Pinewoodblue

The only role I can think of for Paz is leader of the opposition. A vital role in democracy.

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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 10:01 - Jan 5 with 1702 views

26_Paz

Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 09:28 - Jan 5 by Pinewoodblue
The only role I can think of for Paz is leader of the opposition. A vital role in democracy.

Accepted! None of this we must unite behind the government policies from me!

The Paz Man

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