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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality 15:48 - Jan 18 with 1833 viewsCokeIsKey


Poll: Should Lambert continue as the Ipswich Town manager?

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 15:51 - Jan 18 with 1404 viewsitfcjoe

Lies, damn lies and statistics......!

Who would have thought that the side with the 3rd highest possession in the league get in the box less than everyone bar Northampton

Poll: Club vs country? What would you choose
Blog: What is Going on With the Academy at Ipswich Town?

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 15:57 - Jan 18 with 1358 viewsBluefish

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 15:51 - Jan 18 by itfcjoe

Lies, damn lies and statistics......!

Who would have thought that the side with the 3rd highest possession in the league get in the box less than everyone bar Northampton


Is getting in the box and trying to score goals really that important though? More so than backpasses to our keeper?

Poll: After a win would you still sack shambert today if we could
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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:01 - Jan 18 with 1332 viewsjayessess

if you look at any of the underlying stats like this you realise it's a miracle we're this high in the league.

Blog: What Now? Taking a Look at Life in League One

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:09 - Jan 18 with 1263 viewsTimefliesbyintheblue

What is a happy clapper?
Definition of 'happy clapper'

1. of or denoting a form of evangelical Christianity in which members of the congregation sing and clap enthusiastically during acts of worship.

Always did think that most Church goers are far too decent to criticise - as for knowing about football, well this proves the point.
Mind you my local vicar on seeing this did make a valid statement;

'Did someone really need to read all that tosh to find out that we are one of the most goal shy teams in the league'
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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:18 - Jan 18 with 1200 viewsIllinoisblue

Watson and Warren need to present this at the next presser. Light that blue touch paper, baby.

62 - 78 - 81

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:19 - Jan 18 with 1194 viewsStokieBlue

They are pretty vocal on how rubbish Lambert is on that podcast.

The statistics clearly don't matter, I'm sure the ITFC management team have seen all the stats and are aware how rubbish we are but seem totally unwilling to do anything about it.

Perhaps he was hoping for a loss last weekend and a payoff.

SB

“You may not feel outstandingly robust, but if you are an average-sized adult you will contain within your modest frame no less than 7 X 10^18 joules of potential energy—enough to explode with the force of thirty very large hydrogen bombs, assuming you knew how to liberate it and really wished to make a point."

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:20 - Jan 18 with 1179 viewsReuser_is_God

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:18 - Jan 18 by Illinoisblue

Watson and Warren need to present this at the next presser. Light that blue touch paper, baby.


Lambert will lose his sh1t.

Evans out
Poll: Are Burgers the new Cheese?

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:21 - Jan 18 with 1174 viewsBluefish

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:20 - Jan 18 by Reuser_is_God

Lambert will lose his sh1t.


He would dismiss it similar to when people tried to do similar to trump

Poll: After a win would you still sack shambert today if we could
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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:23 - Jan 18 with 1159 viewshomer_123

A good hard working win and all that......

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
Poll: Evans...

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:24 - Jan 18 with 1165 viewsitfcjoe

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:20 - Jan 18 by Reuser_is_God

Lambert will lose his sh1t.


He wouldn't, he doesn't give a toss.

He sat there last week saying how he learned his lesson about changing formations too much 5 or 6 years ago and when questioned said some rubbish about getting injured players back soon

Poll: Club vs country? What would you choose
Blog: What is Going on With the Academy at Ipswich Town?

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:25 - Jan 18 with 1150 viewshomer_123

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 15:57 - Jan 18 by Bluefish

Is getting in the box and trying to score goals really that important though? More so than backpasses to our keeper?


What's not to drool over....seeing Holy and Cornells quality on the ball is worth every single penny.

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
Poll: Evans...

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:29 - Jan 18 with 1137 viewsLankHenners

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:18 - Jan 18 by Illinoisblue

Watson and Warren need to present this at the next presser. Light that blue touch paper, baby.


He'll just do what he did when Watson called him out on Friday about lying about 'never changing the team too much' after he was given advice about it 6 years ago - mutter something almost incomprehensible about injuries. That or he'll get aggressive with him again and accuse him of being somehow responsible for the poor performances.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Poll: What is Celina's problem?

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:31 - Jan 18 with 1113 viewsReuser_is_God

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:21 - Jan 18 by Bluefish

He would dismiss it similar to when people tried to do similar to trump


This is true.

Evans out
Poll: Are Burgers the new Cheese?

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:31 - Jan 18 with 1116 viewsStokieBlue

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:24 - Jan 18 by itfcjoe

He wouldn't, he doesn't give a toss.

He sat there last week saying how he learned his lesson about changing formations too much 5 or 6 years ago and when questioned said some rubbish about getting injured players back soon


Watson has retweeted it though, can't hurt to have the local media highlighting these things even if Lambert won't listen or care.

SB

“You may not feel outstandingly robust, but if you are an average-sized adult you will contain within your modest frame no less than 7 X 10^18 joules of potential energy—enough to explode with the force of thirty very large hydrogen bombs, assuming you knew how to liberate it and really wished to make a point."

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:32 - Jan 18 with 1104 viewsElderGrizzly

As I said in the other thread:

No-one has scored fewer goals than us in the Top 8
No-one has a worse goal difference than us in the Top 11
No-one has lost more home games than us in the Top 11
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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:33 - Jan 18 with 1095 viewsBlueBadger

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:21 - Jan 18 by Bluefish

He would dismiss it similar to when people tried to do similar to trump


Why would you confuse a fraud and an incompetent who is fond of banging on about his mostly imaginary past that is only supported by deluded fools with the outgoing President of the USA?

Ham>Lam
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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:35 - Jan 18 with 1070 viewsElderGrizzly

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:33 - Jan 18 by BlueBadger

Why would you confuse a fraud and an incompetent who is fond of banging on about his mostly imaginary past that is only supported by deluded fools with the outgoing President of the USA?


Maybe Lambert can replace this guy to complete the circle and bring the two together:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinhard_Rauball
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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:36 - Jan 18 with 1064 viewsLankHenners

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:31 - Jan 18 by StokieBlue

Watson has retweeted it though, can't hurt to have the local media highlighting these things even if Lambert won't listen or care.

SB


That's the sort of thing I imagine they'll do more of now. Means they don't have to explicitly call for him to be sacked but making a fuss of these sorts of stats in the paper and online puts the pressure on a little more.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Poll: What is Celina's problem?

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:38 - Jan 18 with 1045 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

That's an utter disgrace. We should all print that out and post it to the club via snailmail, c/o Marcus Evans. That way he might actually get to see it. Absolutely deluge the club with it.

Green shoots? Never shoots more like!
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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:38 - Jan 18 with 1046 viewsParsley

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:19 - Jan 18 by StokieBlue

They are pretty vocal on how rubbish Lambert is on that podcast.

The statistics clearly don't matter, I'm sure the ITFC management team have seen all the stats and are aware how rubbish we are but seem totally unwilling to do anything about it.

Perhaps he was hoping for a loss last weekend and a payoff.

SB


Yes, sometimes it's easy to get caught up in things as a fan but when fans of other clubs who really know this league as well are commenting on Lambert being rubbish then it backs up the argument. They were saying it while we were still in the playoff places as well so not just a case of oh Ipswich are below 6th that's not very good.
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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:44 - Jan 18 with 1004 viewscatch74

Luckily ME has a lot of extra information and analysis that we don’t know about. I’d just ignore this and take his word. Nothing to see here.

Poll: Who are the Numbskulls?

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:44 - Jan 18 with 995 viewsNthQldITFC

Disappointed.
Consistently.

The only thing I know is that I might be wrong about everything else.
Poll: Feelings about a possible takeover? Which fits your hopes best?

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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:50 - Jan 18 with 917 viewsdavblue

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:01 - Jan 18 by jayessess

if you look at any of the underlying stats like this you realise it's a miracle we're this high in the league.


It’s not sustainable as a promotion chasing team and it’s not an indication of a team that could challenge for automatic promotion or play offs.

The fact Evans can’t see what the majority of fans can see just beggars belief. He will be the one with egg on his face and it will cost him even more money.

Evans is not fit to run a football club.
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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:52 - Jan 18 with 897 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:38 - Jan 18 by The_Flashing_Smile

That's an utter disgrace. We should all print that out and post it to the club via snailmail, c/o Marcus Evans. That way he might actually get to see it. Absolutely deluge the club with it.

Green shoots? Never shoots more like!


Oh and another thing - that should be Blue Action's next banner right there.

We're one of the worst teams for getting in the box and shooting IN THE THIRD DIVISION!

This is not ITFC. This is an utter, utter disgrace.
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To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:55 - Jan 18 with 854 viewsElderGrizzly

To all the happy clappers who think we’re anywhere near promotion quality on 16:38 - Jan 18 by Parsley

Yes, sometimes it's easy to get caught up in things as a fan but when fans of other clubs who really know this league as well are commenting on Lambert being rubbish then it backs up the argument. They were saying it while we were still in the playoff places as well so not just a case of oh Ipswich are below 6th that's not very good.


Did you see the analysis from the Burton fans about our weaknesses at the weekend. Had us spot on

There is a whole thread on this. Just the 2 slides shown here

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