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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. 14:55 - Jan 19 with 3359 viewsSitfcB

Ketchup in the cupboard.

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 20:41 - Jan 19 with 484 viewsJ2BLUE

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 19:19 - Jan 19 by jeera

I hate giving you a downvote Keno, but how you can you get this so wrong?

No one over the age of 4 should be eating white chocolate.

Milk chocolate is pointless.

Unless chocolate makes you pull a funny face it's of no quality whatsoever.


I've ordered a nice vegan 70% dark chocolate bundle.

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 20:48 - Jan 19 with 475 viewsmonytowbray

When we go back to Football properly, don't talk to me anymore.

Ketchup in the cupboard. Have a word.

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 20:49 - Jan 19 with 469 viewsJ2BLUE

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 20:48 - Jan 19 by monytowbray

When we go back to Football properly, don't talk to me anymore.

Ketchup in the cupboard. Have a word.


He's right though. Not our fault it takes some of you months to get through a bottle.

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 21:02 - Jan 19 with 449 viewsjeera

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 20:49 - Jan 19 by J2BLUE

He's right though. Not our fault it takes some of you months to get through a bottle.


I once knew someone who would put ketchup on everything.

Even a Sunday roast.

So he would agree with you and Sitters.

The rest of us would open it, use it sparingly, and to stop it going off, stick it in the bloody fridge!

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 21:37 - Jan 19 with 435 viewsJ2BLUE

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 21:02 - Jan 19 by jeera

I once knew someone who would put ketchup on everything.

Even a Sunday roast.

So he would agree with you and Sitters.

The rest of us would open it, use it sparingly, and to stop it going off, stick it in the bloody fridge!


I'm not that bad but did once ask a girl I was getting close to if it was acceptable to put ketchup on my well done fillet steak. I think that was the beginning of the end.

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 21:40 - Jan 19 with 437 viewsSitfcB

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 20:48 - Jan 19 by monytowbray

When we go back to Football properly, don't talk to me anymore.

Ketchup in the cupboard. Have a word.


Nothing worse than having cold ketchup on hot food

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 21:41 - Jan 19 with 430 viewsfooters

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 21:37 - Jan 19 by J2BLUE

I'm not that bad but did once ask a girl I was getting close to if it was acceptable to put ketchup on my well done fillet steak. I think that was the beginning of the end.


I hope this is a joke. More for your sake than mine.

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 21:45 - Jan 19 with 420 viewsJ2BLUE

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 21:41 - Jan 19 by footers

I hope this is a joke. More for your sake than mine.


I was on Atkins at the time. I think I just bought steak to try and make it 'luxury' even though I don't really like it. Happier with some lentils to be honest.

Her words were "a waste of good steak". She very quickly got engaged to someone else after we fell out. Not over the steak...

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 23:33 - Jan 19 with 393 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 16:20 - Jan 19 by clive_baker

When you think about it, conceptually, surely an egg should be in the fridge?

I don't know where ours are kept as I don't eat them, but isn't it bizarre that we're so keen to refrigerate chocolate and butter, but we'll leave an egg in a cupboard for 2 weeks and then eat it.

The barrier properties of an egg shell must be impenetrable.


I've left an egg in a cupboard for 6 months and eaten it.

The bizarre thing here, well two things, is/are that you don't eat eggs and don't know where they're kept in your house!

The barrier properties of an egg shell ARE impenetrable. That's kinda the point, unless you're whooshing me.

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 23:38 - Jan 19 with 390 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 20:49 - Jan 19 by J2BLUE

He's right though. Not our fault it takes some of you months to get through a bottle.


Not our fault you can't read.

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 23:47 - Jan 19 with 384 viewsJ2BLUE

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 23:38 - Jan 19 by The_Flashing_Smile

Not our fault you can't read.


You are allowed to do things your own way. As sitters says who wants cold ketchup on hot food?

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 23:59 - Jan 19 with 380 viewsclive_baker

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 21:37 - Jan 19 by J2BLUE

I'm not that bad but did once ask a girl I was getting close to if it was acceptable to put ketchup on my well done fillet steak. I think that was the beginning of the end.


I thought this was going somewhere else for a second.

Thank feck it didn’t.

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 00:03 - Jan 20 with 376 viewsJ2BLUE

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 23:59 - Jan 19 by clive_baker

I thought this was going somewhere else for a second.

Thank feck it didn’t.


That cracked me up.

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 03:54 - Jan 20 with 345 viewsjeera

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 21:40 - Jan 19 by SitfcB

Nothing worse than having cold ketchup on hot food


I suppose you could always microwave it first.
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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 07:04 - Jan 20 with 327 viewsKeno

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 23:59 - Jan 19 by clive_baker

I thought this was going somewhere else for a second.

Thank feck it didn’t.


Ive never heard to called a fillet steak before

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 07:38 - Jan 20 with 313 viewsvapour_trail

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 15:01 - Jan 19 by footers

Whatever happened to the noble butter dish? Mine sits proudly on the worktop but I never see them around these days.


Doesn’t everyone have one? Mine also sits on the worktop, have found butter with big sea salt flakes in it which is the business. Trouble is it’s too fcking cold so currently using the spreadable stuff from the fridge.

Elsewhere, ketchup in the fridge (though that’s predominantly for the kids), eggs - fridge, carrots - fridge. In fact all salad and veg - fridge. Except potatoes and members of the onion family, which are in the cupboard. Except the spring onions and jar of pickled onions which are in the fridge.

Chocolate - cupboard, obvs.

Hope that’s settled it.

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 07:56 - Jan 20 with 306 viewshoppy

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 21:45 - Jan 19 by J2BLUE

I was on Atkins at the time. I think I just bought steak to try and make it 'luxury' even though I don't really like it. Happier with some lentils to be honest.

Her words were "a waste of good steak". She very quickly got engaged to someone else after we fell out. Not over the steak...


Surely the ‘wasting of a good fillet steak’ had already happened at the point of having it ‘well done’, irrespective of whether you put ketchup on it or not (which you shouldn’t do, by the way).

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 08:00 - Jan 20 with 304 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 23:47 - Jan 19 by J2BLUE

You are allowed to do things your own way. As sitters says who wants cold ketchup on hot food?


Sure, if you want food poisoning.

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Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 08:30 - Jan 20 with 292 viewshoppy

Chocolate belongs in the fridge. on 16:20 - Jan 19 by clive_baker

When you think about it, conceptually, surely an egg should be in the fridge?

I don't know where ours are kept as I don't eat them, but isn't it bizarre that we're so keen to refrigerate chocolate and butter, but we'll leave an egg in a cupboard for 2 weeks and then eat it.

The barrier properties of an egg shell must be impenetrable.


Where are the eggs kept when you buy them at the shop? Usually on a non-chiller shelf. Salad items are refrigerated, fruit and veg for the most part - not chilled.
Chocolate - never seen kept in the fridge, apart from maybe the odd occasion in a non air conditioned small shop on a freakishly hot day, but not in the supermarkets.

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