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Why James N. pleaded 'not guilty'. 21:39 - Jan 30 with 587 viewsdeaddogsmoking

I understand when he was pulled over the police asked him to blow into the breathalyser. He produced a medical card saying "This man is an asthmatic. Please don't take any breath from him."
So they told him it would have to be a blood sample. He produced a medical card saying
"This man is a haemophiliac. Please don't take any blood from him."
Well then, the police informed him, we'll need a urine sample. He produced a third card saying "This man is an Ipswich Town footballer. Please don't take the piss out of him."
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