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Roger Mellie on Town Manager Shortlist. 19:45 - Feb 17 with 201 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Marcus Evans is understood to be close to naming Viz cartoon character, Roger Mellie as the new manager of Ipswich Town.
A source close to the elusive owner, currently in hiding in sunnier climes, said in this mornings Fulchester Gazette "Marcus absolutely pissed himself while reading a sketch in an old copy of Viz and thinks Mellie would be the ideal man to put a smile back around Portman Road".
Mr Mellie was unavailable for comment, as was up to his nuts in Millie Tant, but it is understood his coaching staff, Terry Fckwit, Sidney Smutt and Johnny Fartpants would also leave Fulchester Rovers to team up with him.
Long standing Fulchester goalkeeper, Billy the Fish tweeted " Would be a massive improvement on Paul Lambert and we will be sorry to see Roger leave".

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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