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Whilst the club takeover is important 21:20 - Mar 10 with 2776 viewschrismakin

This doesn't change the fact that there are almost 50 million kangaroos is Australia and 3.5 million Uruguay citizens. If the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person would need to fight at least 14 kangaroos..

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:25 - Mar 10 with 2549 viewsKeno

Fun facts for today - There are almost 50 million kangaroos by Keno 8 Mar 2021 14:16
and 3.5 million Uruguay citizens.

If the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person would need to fight at least 14 kangaroos..


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Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:26 - Mar 10 with 2536 viewschrismakin

Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:25 - Mar 10 by Keno

Fun facts for today - There are almost 50 million kangaroos by Keno 8 Mar 2021 14:16
and 3.5 million Uruguay citizens.

If the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person would need to fight at least 14 kangaroos..



I just saw it randomly on twitter. What a bizarre fact

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:27 - Mar 10 with 2539 viewsFtnfwest

The Uruguayan Air Force would take out the kangaroo troop ships in open water before they landed surely?
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Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:30 - Mar 10 with 2509 viewsKeno

Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:26 - Mar 10 by chrismakin

I just saw it randomly on twitter. What a bizarre fact


It brilliant isn’t!!

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:38 - Mar 10 with 2490 viewschrismakin

Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:30 - Mar 10 by Keno

It brilliant isn’t!!


Its superb especially when it just appeared out if nowhere

Reminds me

Sometimes I like to go into the garden bury myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrott.
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Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:38 - Mar 10 with 2485 viewsFixed_It

Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:27 - Mar 10 by Ftnfwest

The Uruguayan Air Force would take out the kangaroo troop ships in open water before they landed surely?


Not if they parachuted in. Under the cover of darkness.

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:58 - Mar 10 with 2435 viewsFtnfwest

Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:38 - Mar 10 by Fixed_It

Not if they parachuted in. Under the cover of darkness.


Good point, with parachutes supplied by deliveroo?
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Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:59 - Mar 10 with 2440 viewsjeera

Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:38 - Mar 10 by Fixed_It

Not if they parachuted in. Under the cover of darkness.


Exactly.

Not complicated is it?

If I were a kangaroo about to invade Uruguay that's exactly one option I would consider.

What kind of moron kangaroo would sail there in full view ffs?

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:59 - Mar 10 with 2435 viewsmidastouch

Sounds like you've been playing too much Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator on the PC! :-)



There's also an estimated one million wild camels running rampage in Australia too.
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Whilst the club takeover is important on 22:14 - Mar 10 with 2382 viewsNthQldITFC

Fun facts for today - There are almost 50 million kangaroos by Keno 8 Mar 2021 14:16
and 3.5 million Uruguay citizens.

If the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person would need to fight at least 14 kangaroos..



If there were 3.5 million Uruguay citizens on Monday, I find it hard to believe that the nett population change in two days is zero.

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 22:17 - Mar 10 with 2367 viewsjeera

Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:58 - Mar 10 by Ftnfwest

Good point, with parachutes supplied by deliveroo?


ouch

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 22:27 - Mar 10 with 2336 viewsNthQldITFC

Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:38 - Mar 10 by Fixed_It

Not if they parachuted in. Under the cover of darkness.


What sort of marsupial fool would parachute ships in?

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 22:41 - Mar 10 with 2295 viewsFtnfwest

Whilst the club takeover is important on 22:17 - Mar 10 by jeera

ouch


Pouch
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Whilst the club takeover is important on 22:42 - Mar 10 with 2292 viewsjeera

Whilst the club takeover is important on 22:41 - Mar 10 by Ftnfwest

Pouch


Crouch.

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 22:49 - Mar 10 with 2278 viewsjeera

Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:38 - Mar 10 by chrismakin

Its superb especially when it just appeared out if nowhere

Reminds me

Sometimes I like to go into the garden bury myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrott.
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Like the stand-up comedian?

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 23:00 - Mar 10 with 2256 viewsFtnfwest

Whilst the club takeover is important on 22:42 - Mar 10 by jeera

Crouch.


I’m onto wallabies v Ecuador now
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Whilst the club takeover is important on 23:48 - Mar 10 with 2211 viewsNthsuffolkblue

What I don't understand is why Uruguay?

Surely, the kangaroos are going to start with New Zealand (pop 4.15 M) aren't they?

Indeed, Australians would have to successfully fight off 2 each.

Or have I missed something and do the marsupials already rule Oceania?

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 00:36 - Mar 11 with 2153 viewsjeera

Whilst the club takeover is important on 23:48 - Mar 10 by Nthsuffolkblue

What I don't understand is why Uruguay?

Surely, the kangaroos are going to start with New Zealand (pop 4.15 M) aren't they?

Indeed, Australians would have to successfully fight off 2 each.

Or have I missed something and do the marsupials already rule Oceania?


I'm going with the theory that the Aussies have been expecting a coup so are prepared.

Whereas no one would have thought of Uruguay. Given your own surprise you can already see it is indeed a cunning plan.

Obviously now it would fail as the cat, or in this case joey, is well and truly out of the bag.

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 01:03 - Mar 11 with 2137 viewsIPS_wich

Whilst the club takeover is important on 00:36 - Mar 11 by jeera

I'm going with the theory that the Aussies have been expecting a coup so are prepared.

Whereas no one would have thought of Uruguay. Given your own surprise you can already see it is indeed a cunning plan.

Obviously now it would fail as the cat, or in this case joey, is well and truly out of the bag.


Absolutely, and given the number of Roos laying by the side of most rural roads - I think the truck drivers are our first line of defence...
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Whilst the club takeover is important on 06:05 - Mar 11 with 2069 viewsWeWereZombies

Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:38 - Mar 10 by Fixed_It

Not if they parachuted in. Under the cover of darkness.


Given the springiness of kangaroo legs, what guarantee is there that the 'roos would not just bounce [edit: upon landing] and end up straight back in the aeroplane they had just parachuted out of?
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Whilst the club takeover is important on 07:25 - Mar 11 with 1986 viewsBudapestByBlimp

Whilst the club takeover is important on 23:48 - Mar 10 by Nthsuffolkblue

What I don't understand is why Uruguay?

Surely, the kangaroos are going to start with New Zealand (pop 4.15 M) aren't they?

Indeed, Australians would have to successfully fight off 2 each.

Or have I missed something and do the marsupials already rule Oceania?


Apparently the Australian uprising didn't go too well:



But you're right - watch out New Zealand!
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Whilst the club takeover is important on 07:32 - Mar 11 with 1974 viewsDarth_Koont

Problem with an attack of this kind is that you can’t think of it logically. A kangaroo war is chaos and you need to factor in the roos’ unpredictability as well as the overpowering shock and awe of a full-scale marsupial invasion.

For instance, it won’t be Uruguayans taking on 14 each. What about babies and toddlers? The old and sick? The supremely uncoordinated? Who deals with the injured and the traumatised? The prisoners? Who keeps the rest of society moving?

You’ll have to allow for a minority of the population doing the majority of the fighting. In reality, you’ll probably see people like Diego Forlan having to take on hundreds of the b@st@rds.

And only then does the real work begin – how do you recover as a nation, especially emotionally, and build back stronger? The biggest casualty of a kangaroo war is our innocence.

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 07:42 - Mar 11 with 1948 viewsSenatorBlue

Yes, but then the Uruguayans do have a good bite on them, so I’m sure they’ll take down quite a few Roos each.
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Whilst the club takeover is important on 08:45 - Mar 11 with 1857 viewsfactual_blue

Whilst the club takeover is important on 22:14 - Mar 10 by NthQldITFC

Fun facts for today - There are almost 50 million kangaroos by Keno 8 Mar 2021 14:16
and 3.5 million Uruguay citizens.

If the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person would need to fight at least 14 kangaroos..



If there were 3.5 million Uruguay citizens on Monday, I find it hard to believe that the nett population change in two days is zero.


The Uruguayan government have a stable population policy. Una muerte, un nacimiento.

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Whilst the club takeover is important on 08:45 - Mar 11 with 1858 viewsPendejo

Whilst the club takeover is important on 21:27 - Mar 10 by Ftnfwest

The Uruguayan Air Force would take out the kangaroo troop ships in open water before they landed surely?


Ah, but what if the troop ship was actually a container ship, and the roos were hidden in shipping containers marked "nice fluffy cuddly toys"?

I see Newcy hasn't commented on his role in this invasion, (taps nose) loose lips sink ships.
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