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FACTS!!!!! 13:11 - Apr 4 with 4767 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

- In Switzerland, it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
- Australia is wider than the moon.
- Octopuses actually have six arms and two legs.
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FACTS!!!!! on 13:14 - Apr 4 with 3439 viewsNthQldITFC

- The pigeons have started nipping at my plums again.

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FACTS!!!!! on 13:30 - Apr 4 with 3404 viewsOldsmoker

FACTS!!!!! on 13:14 - Apr 4 by NthQldITFC

- The pigeons have started nipping at my plums again.


- and the birds are pecking at my nuts.

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FACTS!!!!! on 14:11 - Apr 4 with 3364 viewsfactual_blue

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there would be massive transport disruption in Scotland.

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FACTS!!!!! on 14:14 - Apr 4 with 3352 viewsWD19

We need more details.

For example, if you own 2 guinea pigs and one dies, what is the deal? Do you have a period of grace to acquire a second one? Or do you always need to own 3+ to be on the safe side?
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FACTS!!!!! on 14:22 - Apr 4 with 3328 viewschrismakin

FACTS!!!!! on 14:14 - Apr 4 by WD19

We need more details.

For example, if you own 2 guinea pigs and one dies, what is the deal? Do you have a period of grace to acquire a second one? Or do you always need to own 3+ to be on the safe side?


Ah.. but if you have 3 and 2 of them get together and the other one is lonely do you need 4 to ensure an even mix

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FACTS!!!!! on 14:26 - Apr 4 with 3325 viewsfactual_blue

FACTS!!!!! on 14:22 - Apr 4 by chrismakin

Ah.. but if you have 3 and 2 of them get together and the other one is lonely do you need 4 to ensure an even mix


Surely if you have two guinea pigs and one dies, you still have two?

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FACTS!!!!! on 14:27 - Apr 4 with 3313 viewschrismakin

FACTS!!!!! on 14:26 - Apr 4 by factual_blue

Surely if you have two guinea pigs and one dies, you still have two?


Might smell after a while but I guess it keeps things legal.




Also. Another question

Is orange called orange because its orange. Or is the orange called orange because the orange is orange.
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FACTS!!!!! on 14:44 - Apr 4 with 3271 viewsRonFearonsHair

Are these actually tips in the form of cryptic crosswork clues?
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FACTS!!!!! on 14:49 - Apr 4 with 3263 viewsfactual_blue

FACTS!!!!! on 14:27 - Apr 4 by chrismakin

Might smell after a while but I guess it keeps things legal.




Also. Another question

Is orange called orange because its orange. Or is the orange called orange because the orange is orange.
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I would imagine so.

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FACTS!!!!! on 16:09 - Apr 4 with 3199 viewsBlueBadger

Dogs can't look up.

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FACTS!!!!! on 16:10 - Apr 4 with 3193 viewsjeera

FACTS!!!!! on 16:09 - Apr 4 by BlueBadger

Dogs can't look up.


My [late] dog used to go mad at hot air balloons.

So there.

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FACTS!!!!! on 16:18 - Apr 4 with 3178 viewsBlue_Order

FACTS!!!!! on 16:09 - Apr 4 by BlueBadger

Dogs can't look up.


Cows can’t walk downstairs.
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FACTS!!!!! on 16:18 - Apr 4 by Blue_Order

Cows can’t walk downstairs.


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FACTS!!!!! on 16:21 - Apr 4 with 3156 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

FACTS!!!!! on 16:18 - Apr 4 by Blue_Order

Cows can’t walk downstairs.


And yet upstairs is fine...that is some weird sh1t!

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FACTS!!!!! on 16:22 - Apr 4 with 3155 viewsNthsuffolkblue

FACTS!!!!! on 16:18 - Apr 4 by Blue_Order

Cows can’t walk downstairs.


Can they walk up them?

EDIT: I see the answer was typed while I was typing my question. I suppose it does use a very different muscle group and gives a very different sensation.
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FACTS!!!!! on 16:25 - Apr 4 with 3150 viewsWeWereZombies

FACTS!!!!! on 16:18 - Apr 4 by Blue_Order

Cows can’t walk downstairs.


And dachshunds with erections can't get upstairs...

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[Redacted] on 16:27 - Apr 4 with 3137 viewsvictorywilhappen

FACTS!!!!! on 16:25 - Apr 4 by WeWereZombies

And dachshunds with erections can't get upstairs...


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FACTS!!!!! on 16:35 - Apr 4 with 3110 viewsPendejo

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Guinea pig is very tasty cooked over a parrilla

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FACTS!!!!! on 16:55 - Apr 4 with 3076 viewsDarth_Koont

Tokyo Sexwale is the name of a South African politician, not a Dutch punk band.

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FACTS!!!!! on 17:18 - Apr 4 with 3032 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

FACTS!!!!! on 16:22 - Apr 4 by Nthsuffolkblue

Can they walk up them?

EDIT: I see the answer was typed while I was typing my question. I suppose it does use a very different muscle group and gives a very different sensation.
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Up stairs and upstairs are different challenges for a cow! As is downstairs.

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FACTS!!!!! on 17:24 - Apr 4 with 3010 viewsjeera

FACTS!!!!! on 17:18 - Apr 4 by BanksterDebtSlave

Up stairs and upstairs are different challenges for a cow! As is downstairs.


Well downstairs is obvious.

They could just use skis.

And I suppose it could be argued the opposite way could maybe incorporate a stair lift.

These things are solvable.

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FACTS!!!!! on 18:00 - Apr 4 with 2968 viewsWeWereZombies

FACTS!!!!! on 17:18 - Apr 4 by BanksterDebtSlave

Up stairs and upstairs are different challenges for a cow! As is downstairs.



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FACTS!!!!! on 20:55 - Apr 4 with 2876 viewsNthQldITFC

FACTS!!!!! on 16:09 - Apr 4 by BlueBadger

Dogs can't look up.


Only because they are not allowed in libraries.

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FACTS!!!!! on 21:10 - Apr 4 with 2861 viewscatch74

Missed you Rommy, post more.

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