Prices of greyhounds have rocketed in sleepy Suffolk this morning as the takeover of Ipswich Town was announced in the media. Local sales of the timid pet went up tenfold in just a few hours. One local pet supplier, Dane Whippet said “It’s gone barking mad here today”.
Popular TWTD poster greyhound was unavailable for comment, but it is believed his definite information prior to the announcement was the key to the incredible interest in the canine sales.
Next seasons sponsors are due to be revealed soon, with Winalot the front runner. [Post edited 7 Apr 2021 13:09]
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