| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. 22:02 - Apr 9 with 6490 views | Lord_Lucan |
When ordering a pizza I ask what size. The reply is always "How many slices do you get in each"
I mean - FFS!! |  |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:06 - Apr 9 with 3325 views | Keno |
The ex-Mrs Keno always used to order "I'll have the vegetarian one, but can you add ham' |  |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:09 - Apr 9 with 3304 views | Dubtractor |
Mrs Dub is infinitely more educated than me, so she'd prob have the stupid sayings I use..... |  |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:12 - Apr 9 with 3280 views | Epiphone |
Not pizza related,but my missus,upon hearing we were playing Walsall in the FA Cup, wanted to know how long Polish sides had been playing in an English competition! |  | | |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:14 - Apr 9 with 3262 views | fabian_illness |
When we moved to our previous house, the field out the back was full of alpacas.
My Mrs hadn’t seen them before and asked me what they were.
I told her the were ‘long necked sheep’.
She told the whole village that we’d just moved into the house near the long necked sheep farm.
It took nearly a week before anyone told her they were alpacas. |  | | |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:14 - Apr 9 with 3259 views | Vic |
Mrs Vic once enquirered if satellites were held up by wires! |  |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:16 - Apr 9 with 3245 views | bluelagos |
As a student I took a girlfriend to a match on the Sheffield Kop at Bramall Lane.
Two things stick in my mind. Her observation that one of the players looked a bit small (the mascot) and then as the players warmed up she shouted "Come on Wednesday" as loud as she could. |  |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:20 - Apr 9 with 3209 views | IP4_Blue |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:12 - Apr 9 by Epiphone |
Not pizza related,but my missus,upon hearing we were playing Walsall in the FA Cup, wanted to know how long Polish sides had been playing in an English competition! |
That’s hilarious 🤣 |  | | |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:22 - Apr 9 with 3200 views | Lord_Lucan |
Yeah but you don't count as you have multiple wives! | |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:23 - Apr 9 with 3195 views | cressi |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:16 - Apr 9 by bluelagos |
As a student I took a girlfriend to a match on the Sheffield Kop at Bramall Lane.
Two things stick in my mind. Her observation that one of the players looked a bit small (the mascot) and then as the players warmed up she shouted "Come on Wednesday" as loud as she could. |
Bloke I know his told me his wife said as he was driving through Sudbury it must have being cold today as ice in the road munroes fish stall on market hill packing up Christ it was July | | | |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:23 - Apr 9 with 3185 views | vapour_trail |
The pizza? |  |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:47 - Apr 9 with 3093 views | BlueBadger |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:22 - Apr 9 by Lord_Lucan |
Yeah but you don't count as you have multiple wives! |
Do you know what the worst penalty in law for bigamy is?
Two mother in laws. |  |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:49 - Apr 9 with 3086 views | Lord_Lucan |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:47 - Apr 9 by BlueBadger |
Do you know what the worst penalty in law for bigamy is?
Two mother in laws. |
Joking aside - shall we say Victorywillhappen has a life story.
I do love him to bits. | |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 23:27 - Apr 9 with 2963 views | jeera |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 22:49 - Apr 9 by Lord_Lucan |
Joking aside - shall we say Victorywillhappen has a life story.
I do love him to bits. |
In Europe now he said the other day.
Bored of the sun in Oz?
I'll ask him over the weekend if I remember. |  |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 23:36 - Apr 9 with 2943 views | Lord_Lucan |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 23:27 - Apr 9 by jeera |
In Europe now he said the other day.
Bored of the sun in Oz?
I'll ask him over the weekend if I remember. |
Estonia
I would like to elaborate on his genuine world fame but it's not my place. | |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 23:45 - Apr 9 with 2911 views | Wickwar_Blue |
Mrs Wickwar, upon seeing a European tie for the first time, assumed that the score being “2-2 on Aggregate” meant one team was doing really well due to the disadvantage of playing a difficult away game on concrete. |  | | |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 00:01 - Apr 10 with 2875 views | floridablue |
first friends we had come over and stay with us 18 years ago were a couple from Ilford Essex, close friends of my wife. Sitting out by our pool one evening 'she' looked up to the sky and said........' Is that the same moon we can see in London?' Essex girls.. don't you just love em!! | | | |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 00:23 - Apr 10 with 2831 views | Epiphone |
Another on of my wife's memorable footballing gaffes was when she saw the results with the goal scorers alongside commented "Morley pen,that's a funny name!" | | | |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 03:07 - Apr 10 with 2737 views | textbackup |
mine calls this board "match of those days" |  |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 05:56 - Apr 10 with 2697 views | stantheman |
When I worked in up North, my wife had a part time job in a golf club bar. A chap questioned her about her very crisp Oxfordshire English accent by asking where she originated from. When she said Suffolk he asked what brought her to be in Sheffield and she replied that her husband's profession had led to the move North. "Oh what does he do?" and he was told. My wife then asked "What do you do for a job?" I am in the football industry. "Doing what?" He replied "I manage Sheffield United". It was Dave Bassett. |  | | |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 06:29 - Apr 10 with 2677 views | Barneycurley |
We used to go to the inlaws for dinner every mon night, I used to be on driving duties. Well the last kilometer or so hone you could take 2 ways and within a hare's breath they were the same distance. So one week I said to my wife lets go one way and remember the distance and next time go the other way to see what the ACTUAL difference was. I told her my route was quicker and slightly less distance.
So the second week comes by and we take my route home and sure enough it's about 100m shorter so we get home quicker. My wifes response "of course your way was shorter - you drove more quickly" 😱 |  |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 07:01 - Apr 10 with 2633 views | gtsb1966 |
" I do". |  | | |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 07:32 - Apr 10 with 2588 views | Coastalblue |
Not a saying but a fairly typical happening, which when you consider my other half has two degrees and a Masters does cause you to wonder.
When we were first going out together she got a Sky deal and had it installed in her flat, but no matter what she did she never managed to get it to record stuff she wanted and would swear about them all the time. Truth is it never recorded a thing unless she sat in front of it and pressed the record button.
Some while later we were heading out for the evening and before we left I stood and watched her turn off every socket in the flat before she left. |  |
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| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 07:32 - Apr 10 with 2588 views | WD19 |
Ex girlfriend of mine once got very confused about a news story of a baby being ‘still born’......she didn’t see the problem given that it was “still born, so what was the problem”.
As a vegetarian she was also deeply suspicious of mince pies.
OK, in mitigation she wasn’t English, but both of these stick in my mind..... |  | | |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 07:36 - Apr 10 with 2576 views | gordon |
| To lighten up the mood - Stupid wife sayings. on 03:07 - Apr 10 by textbackup |
mine calls this board "match of those days" |
The correct pronounciation of TWTD by an irritated girlfriend/spouse is tw*tted. |  | | |
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