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The Big V 15:28 - Jun 21 with 2574 viewsCotty

El Snippo. Anybody taken the plunge?
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The Big V on 15:30 - Jun 21 with 1628 viewsEwan_Oozami

Plunge is not the word I'd use tbf....

Just one small problem; sell their houses to who, Ben? Fcking Aquaman?
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The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 with 1633 viewsSwansea_Blue

An old colleague did when they got to 3 kids. His missus then had two more (twins ), so a key tip is to (somehow) make sure it's worked.

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The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 with 1607 viewsCotty

The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 by Swansea_Blue

An old colleague did when they got to 3 kids. His missus then had two more (twins ), so a key tip is to (somehow) make sure it's worked.


Holy crap that's terrifying
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The Big V on 15:32 - Jun 21 with 1603 viewsCotty

The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 by Swansea_Blue

An old colleague did when they got to 3 kids. His missus then had two more (twins ), so a key tip is to (somehow) make sure it's worked.


Oh apparently you have about 20 bullets left after they do the procedure. Or did he just have super spunk?
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The Big V on 15:33 - Jun 21 with 1593 viewsSwansea_Blue

The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 by Cotty

Holy crap that's terrifying


Yeah, that was pretty much his reaction too. Although I'm sure he loves his kids. I don't think he was too chuffed about having to go back to have the process repeated.

I suspect this happens incredibly rarely, so don't let me put you off!

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And he believed her???!! (n/t) on 15:33 - Jun 21 with 1587 viewsBloots

The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 by Swansea_Blue

An old colleague did when they got to 3 kids. His missus then had two more (twins ), so a key tip is to (somehow) make sure it's worked.



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And he believed her???!! (n/t) on 15:34 - Jun 21 with 1578 viewsCotty

And he believed her???!! (n/t) on 15:33 - Jun 21 by Bloots



HA, good point!
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The Big V on 15:35 - Jun 21 with 1575 viewsazuremerlangus

Yes. No real drama TBH.

The bit what threw me a little was it was performed by three females - not an issue but I just hadn’t thought it would be females involved. The strange situation not helped by my penis going AWOL due to stage fright at the time!

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The Big V on 15:35 - Jun 21 with 1573 viewsfactual_blue


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And he believed her???!! (n/t) on 15:36 - Jun 21 with 1559 viewsSwansea_Blue

And he believed her???!! (n/t) on 15:33 - Jun 21 by Bloots




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The Big V on 15:37 - Jun 21 with 1559 viewsCotty

The Big V on 15:35 - Jun 21 by factual_blue



I can also recommend the lobotomy kit in this range
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The Big V on 15:37 - Jun 21 with 1552 viewsEwan_Oozami

Just a thought, once you're sorted, maybe you could add your experience to the ball shaving thread?

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The Big V on 15:38 - Jun 21 with 1543 viewsCotty

The Big V on 15:37 - Jun 21 by Ewan_Oozami

Just a thought, once you're sorted, maybe you could add your experience to the ball shaving thread?


I was honestly just wondering to myself if I should shave beforehand because I am somewhat hirsute
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The Big V on 15:39 - Jun 21 with 1532 viewsGeoffSentence

Yep, twice.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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The Big V on 15:39 - Jun 21 with 1531 viewsfactual_blue

The Big V on 15:37 - Jun 21 by Cotty

I can also recommend the lobotomy kit in this range


It worked wonders for me.

Also

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-67092/How-doctor-performed-DIY-vasect

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The Big V on 15:42 - Jun 21 with 1519 viewsCotty

The Big V on 15:39 - Jun 21 by GeoffSentence

Yep, twice.


Why twice?! Another failed vasectomy story??!
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The Big V on 15:43 - Jun 21 with 1521 viewsPMac13

The Big V on 15:38 - Jun 21 by Cotty

I was honestly just wondering to myself if I should shave beforehand because I am somewhat hirsute


Got snipped around 10 years ago, really odd sensation but not to bad. Was away camping at the time so had to drive back specifically to get it done. Big mistake, advice was to go home and relax for 48 hours... instead drove back, slept on an uncomfortable airbed, then went on a day out to Longleat (including loads of walking and the maze). Then had to pack up the camp and drive home...

Long story short could barely walk for three days and nuts the size of coconuts... Oh and fear not, no shaving involved
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The Big V on 15:43 - Jun 21 with 1513 viewsGeoffSentence

The Big V on 15:42 - Jun 21 by Cotty

Why twice?! Another failed vasectomy story??!


Yep, my boys were made of stern stuff. One snip was not enough to keep them down.

This is something that I am absurdly proud of.

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The Big V on 15:45 - Jun 21 with 1497 viewsCotty

The Big V on 15:43 - Jun 21 by GeoffSentence

Yep, my boys were made of stern stuff. One snip was not enough to keep them down.

This is something that I am absurdly proud of.


Maybe I'll ask for that one where they burn the ends instead of tying them. I am terrified of having more children.
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The Big V on 15:45 - Jun 21 with 1498 viewsSwansea_Blue

The Big V on 15:43 - Jun 21 by GeoffSentence

Yep, my boys were made of stern stuff. One snip was not enough to keep them down.

This is something that I am absurdly proud of.





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The Big V on 15:46 - Jun 21 with 1485 viewsCotty

The Big V on 15:43 - Jun 21 by GeoffSentence

Yep, my boys were made of stern stuff. One snip was not enough to keep them down.

This is something that I am absurdly proud of.


I just looked it up, 1-2 in 1000 men have vasectomy failure. Looks like you rolled a hard 1000
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The Big V on 15:49 - Jun 21 with 1472 viewsGeoffSentence

The Big V on 15:31 - Jun 21 by Swansea_Blue

An old colleague did when they got to 3 kids. His missus then had two more (twins ), so a key tip is to (somehow) make sure it's worked.


You shoot a wad into a pot and they check for swimmers. It's standard procedure afterwards.

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The Big V on 15:50 - Jun 21 with 1467 viewscatch74

The Big V on 15:45 - Jun 21 by Cotty

Maybe I'll ask for that one where they burn the ends instead of tying them. I am terrified of having more children.


How many have you got, two for me and I’m in awe of anyone with more than that.
My mate, who has five, said it got easier after two.

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The Big V on 15:50 - Jun 21 with 1464 viewsWarkystache

The Big V on 15:45 - Jun 21 by Cotty

Maybe I'll ask for that one where they burn the ends instead of tying them. I am terrified of having more children.


Just take a meat cleaver to your nuts?

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The Big V on 15:52 - Jun 21 with 1448 viewsGeoffSentence

The Big V on 15:46 - Jun 21 by Cotty

I just looked it up, 1-2 in 1000 men have vasectomy failure. Looks like you rolled a hard 1000


I do wonder if I distracted the surgeon mid-op by asking if he had any previous failures. He seemed to take great offence at the suggestion, snapped back at me that he'd never had a failure. Might have put him off his stroke so to speak.

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