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We must be kind and help others to integrate. 10:47 - Jun 22 with 1016 viewsTheReverendSpooner

A young lady has taken a room in the splendid Tudor cottage next-door to the Vicarage; a rather well-built example.

She is having some trouble integrating with the other women in the residence, and of particular difficulty at the moment is the ridicule being shown to her with regard to the manner and style of the clothing which she hangs out to dry on the washing line.

Her old-fashioned nightdress is being lampooned mercilessly today, so I intend to go around there forthwith and hope to have it out with her nightie mockers in the hope that I may bring them around to my standpoint.

There veritably is only one Sticky Mockwell, don't you know.

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Oh I get it..... on 10:51 - Jun 22 with 971 viewsBloots

...Mighty Knockers.

Nice one, Sid James.

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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:27 - Jun 22 with 899 viewsGavTWTD

Blimey.

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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:34 - Jun 22 with 866 viewsEwan_Oozami

Reminds me of the lady who had huge feet and could only wear large suede and wool boots..

She was well-known for her ginormous Uggs...

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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:37 - Jun 22 with 849 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Isn't she the lady who is something of a keen horse woman? I heard she's off to see a trainer who's offered her the chance of a couple of races he wants her to contest. Apparently she's quite excited, as he's prepared to drop his jockeys to enter her at Newmarket.

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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:38 - Jun 22 with 851 viewsArnoldMoorhen

I know her well, Reverend. She tells me she that she first visited the area because she had heard tell of your impressive organ which you play nightly with both hands and both feet.

Obviously the pandemic has restricted her opportunities to attend in person, but she was so pleased when your performances resumed last month, and she gave you a big hand to reward your passionate playing.

She left fully satisfied, and after all of the disappointments of the past year, she was pleased to have a lucky May!
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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:40 - Jun 22 with 826 viewsKeno

Is her name Samantha?

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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:47 - Jun 22 with 793 viewsArnoldMoorhen

We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:27 - Jun 22 by GavTWTD

Blimey.


Have you never come across the Reverend before?

He has a certain way with words.
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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:50 - Jun 22 with 780 viewshype313

We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:47 - Jun 22 by ArnoldMoorhen

Have you never come across the Reverend before?

He has a certain way with words.


That first sentence could be used in other terms...

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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:56 - Jun 22 with 765 viewsTheReverendSpooner

We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:37 - Jun 22 by You_Bloo_Right

Isn't she the lady who is something of a keen horse woman? I heard she's off to see a trainer who's offered her the chance of a couple of races he wants her to contest. Apparently she's quite excited, as he's prepared to drop his jockeys to enter her at Newmarket.


It may indeed be the same lady. She had a promising horse once, a lively filly, who somewhat lost her verve as she developed. Now all she has is a passive mare.

There veritably is only one Sticky Mockwell, don't you know.

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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 12:01 - Jun 22 with 737 viewsunstableblue

I'm liking your style

Do you do match reports? as well as weddings, baptisms, funerals, fetes

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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 12:12 - Jun 22 with 697 viewsjaykay

We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:47 - Jun 22 by ArnoldMoorhen

Have you never come across the Reverend before?

He has a certain way with words.


he's certainly up there with hot shot hammish

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phwooooaarr (n/t) on 12:13 - Jun 22 with 691 viewsunstableblue

We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:38 - Jun 22 by ArnoldMoorhen

I know her well, Reverend. She tells me she that she first visited the area because she had heard tell of your impressive organ which you play nightly with both hands and both feet.

Obviously the pandemic has restricted her opportunities to attend in person, but she was so pleased when your performances resumed last month, and she gave you a big hand to reward your passionate playing.

She left fully satisfied, and after all of the disappointments of the past year, she was pleased to have a lucky May!



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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 12:48 - Jun 22 with 625 viewslightuser

Dear Reverend Spooner,

I am so glad to hear that you are enjoying you time in our fine and sturdily built vicarage. After all, we have an enviable reputation for the standard of our accomodation.

I am also delighted to see your willingness to fully engage with members of your flock and helping them out of whatever distressed circumstances they may find themselves.

Keep up the good work and do not hesitate to call upon my services if you think any of your flock are ready for their next step up the ladder !!

The Right Reverend S. O. D'Omy
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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 12:57 - Jun 22 with 580 viewsArnoldMoorhen

We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:50 - Jun 22 by hype313

That first sentence could be used in other terms...


Yes. As can the second.

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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 13:33 - Jun 22 with 522 viewsghostofescobar

Infamy, infamy.....they've all got it in for me.

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We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 14:12 - Jun 22 with 470 viewsEireannach_gorm

A tad male.
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