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England appreciation thread… 21:13 - Jul 2 with 4879 viewsbazza

As 99.9% of us, ain’t w@nkers like we seemto be portrayed as lately ….I’ll start with how we dig deep for charity whether it’s at home or internationally..no matter how skint we are…and we brew great beers and make the best fish and chips.
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England appreciation thread… on 13:08 - Jul 3 with 1418 viewsjeera

England appreciation thread… on 12:11 - Jul 3 by noggin

Gents pub toilets that smell like piss and an unwritten law that bans locks on cubicle doors so you can't do a bit of sniff in peace.. Aaaah, foreigners just don't do it the same.
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Dunno about that.

I remember being utterly bemused when I once needed a wee whilst on a school trip in France and was pointed to a low walled enclosure in the middle of the street.

We stood there with the world going by trying to urinate and it was quite a disturbing experience.

Especially if you made eye contact with a passer-by.

Poll: Xmas dinner: Yorkshires or not?

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England appreciation thread… on 13:09 - Jul 3 with 1416 viewspositivity

billy bragg
the nhs
vic & bob
bobby robson
jmw turner

Poll: do you do judo and/or do you do voodoo?

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England appreciation thread… on 13:10 - Jul 3 with 1413 viewsLord_Lucan

Discussing w4nks, w4nk material and suitable times and places in a serious manner.

“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
Poll: How will you be celebrating Prince Phils life today

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England appreciation thread… on 13:11 - Jul 3 with 1409 viewsfooters

England appreciation thread… on 13:08 - Jul 3 by jeera

Dunno about that.

I remember being utterly bemused when I once needed a wee whilst on a school trip in France and was pointed to a low walled enclosure in the middle of the street.

We stood there with the world going by trying to urinate and it was quite a disturbing experience.

Especially if you made eye contact with a passer-by.


I had to do just that at the Vauxhall station public urinal a couple of weeks ago. It's quite liberating, not to mention exciting, having your tallywhacker flopped out with several lanes of busy traffic and unsuspecting members of the public going by.

Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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England appreciation thread… on 13:19 - Jul 3 with 1393 viewsBluespeed225

Any music and clothes based subculture, the all day breakfast, a good parade, cricket on a village green, street parties, a good sex scandal..
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England appreciation thread… on 13:36 - Jul 3 with 1358 viewsRyorry

England appreciation thread… on 10:14 - Jul 3 by GunnsAirkick

Horror films:



Corner pubs:

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*All* pubs!

The swinging sixties

*Proper beer* - real ale - none of that lager rubbish

Poll: Town's most cultured left foot ever?

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England appreciation thread… on 21:50 - Jul 3 with 1290 viewsbazza

The current England squad
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England appreciation thread… on 21:50 - Jul 3 with 1289 viewsjeera

England appreciation thread… on 21:50 - Jul 3 by bazza

The current England squad


Southgate.

Poll: Xmas dinner: Yorkshires or not?

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England appreciation thread… on 21:53 - Jul 3 with 1284 viewsbazza

England appreciation thread… on 21:50 - Jul 3 by jeera

Southgate.


Yep, all coaches staff back room staff etc etc .. 🎉
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England appreciation thread… on 22:02 - Jul 3 with 1276 viewsjeera

England appreciation thread… on 21:53 - Jul 3 by bazza

Yep, all coaches staff back room staff etc etc .. 🎉


The tea lady/person.

Whoever makes the scones...

Poll: Xmas dinner: Yorkshires or not?

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England appreciation thread… on 22:06 - Jul 3 with 1264 viewsArnoldMoorhen

England appreciation thread… on 22:10 - Jul 2 by giant_stow

The Broads


Your not supposed to call them that any more, you sexist pig.

It's "Women who I fancy" or, in your lots case, "Sisters".
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England appreciation thread… on 22:13 - Jul 3 with 1253 viewsSteve_M

England appreciation thread… on 22:17 - Jul 2 by Melford

We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society
God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties.

That was such a brilliant album that sold about 50 copies when it first came out, a love letter to England when everybody was going psychedelic and West Coast California at the time.
Went to a nice little exhibition in a gallery near Charing Cross a couple of years ago for the 50th anniversary.


I wondered who would pick up on that lyric.

I went to Ibiza nearly 20 years ago, funny week as none of us liked dance music but we were basting out The Kinks and T-Rex and all sorts of decent music from our apartment to the bemusement of most people around us.

Poll: When are the squad numbers out?
Blog: Cycle of Hurt

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England appreciation thread… on 22:32 - Jul 3 with 1231 viewsbazza

England appreciation thread… on 22:02 - Jul 3 by jeera

The tea lady/person.

Whoever makes the scones...


😂
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England appreciation thread… on 23:06 - Jul 3 with 1204 viewsRyorry

England appreciation thread… on 23:54 - Jul 2 by wkj

Coming up with the European Convention on Human Rights


Wasn't that a general European thing, even if we played a significant part?

Anyway, we've not done too badly over the centuries in the area of Human Rights -

https://www.equalityhumanrights.com/en/what-are-human-rights/history-human-right

Poll: Town's most cultured left foot ever?

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England appreciation thread… on 23:42 - Jul 3 with 1185 viewstractordownsouth

Only country to have won the Football, Rugby and Cricket World Cups

Poll: Preferred Lambert replacement?
Blog: No Time to Panic Yet

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England appreciation thread… on 01:17 - Jul 4 with 1179 viewsGunnsAirkick

England appreciation thread… on 13:36 - Jul 3 by Ryorry

*All* pubs!

The swinging sixties

*Proper beer* - real ale - none of that lager rubbish


Sorry, there's something about a corner pub in particular.

Pubs here in general are amazing though, Belgium is the only place that comes close.
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England appreciation thread… on 01:24 - Jul 4 with 1178 viewsTonytown

England appreciation thread… on 01:17 - Jul 4 by GunnsAirkick

Sorry, there's something about a corner pub in particular.

Pubs here in general are amazing though, Belgium is the only place that comes close.


Taking the knee against racism, or defunding the police and smashing capitalism according to the mentally incompetents.
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England appreciation thread… on 04:00 - Jul 4 with 1160 viewsnoggin

England appreciation thread… on 01:24 - Jul 4 by Tonytown

Taking the knee against racism, or defunding the police and smashing capitalism according to the mentally incompetents.


You forgot Marxism, uncontrolled immigration and trying to erase history.
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Poll: If KM goes now, will you applaud him when he returns with his new club?

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England appreciation thread… on 08:00 - Jul 4 with 1133 viewsWeWereZombies

'What time the wheat field tinges rusty brown
And barley bleaches in its mellow grey.
'Tis sweet some smooth-mown balk to wander down
Or cross the fields on footpath's narrow way
Just in the mealy light of waking day
As glittering dewdrops moise the maiden's gown
And sparkling bounces from her nimble feet
Journeying to milking from the neighbouring town
Making life light with song - and it is sweet
To mark the grazing herds and list the clown
Urge on his ploughing team with cheering calls
And merry shepherd's whistling toils begun
And hoarse-tinged birdboy whose unceasing calls
Join the lark's ditty in the rising sun.'

'The Wheat Ripening' - John Clare (1791-1864)

Poll: What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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England appreciation thread… on 08:26 - Jul 4 with 1120 viewsEdwardStone

England appreciation thread… on 13:11 - Jul 3 by footers

I had to do just that at the Vauxhall station public urinal a couple of weeks ago. It's quite liberating, not to mention exciting, having your tallywhacker flopped out with several lanes of busy traffic and unsuspecting members of the public going by.


But they are not unsuspecting, are they?

They know exactly what you have in your hand

And what you are doing
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