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Anyone speak corporate Jive? 15:45 - Jul 16 with 1309 viewsartsbossbeard

"No worries thanks for confirming, just trying to embody resilience for future planned dates to prevent any historic issues or delays."

No, me neither.

Edit: I put this to a whatsapp group also:

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:48 - Jul 16 with 1276 viewschicoazul

I reckon they meant embed not embody.

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:49 - Jul 16 with 1270 viewsParsley

"I wish you'd replied sooner because I'm fed up having to change meeting times when people don't confirm their availability"
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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:53 - Jul 16 with 1229 viewsartsbossbeard

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:49 - Jul 16 by Parsley

"I wish you'd replied sooner because I'm fed up having to change meeting times when people don't confirm their availability"


Gotcha!

And guilty as charged.

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:54 - Jul 16 with 1218 viewsvapour_trail

How do you prevent historic delays?

I’d quite like to prevent the eight hour delay I experienced in Jersey airport in 2014.

Trailing vapour since 1999.
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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:56 - Jul 16 with 1196 viewspositivity

you missed out the final line i assume

"you are, as always, an adult heron"

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:57 - Jul 16 with 1197 viewsartsbossbeard

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:54 - Jul 16 by vapour_trail

How do you prevent historic delays?

I’d quite like to prevent the eight hour delay I experienced in Jersey airport in 2014.


I thought I was well out of corporate world when I joined a smaller firm but I've just been dragged back into it via acquisition.

There's layers of people with acronyms for job titles that effectively pad out their days looking busy via Teams. I'll fit in well.

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:02 - Jul 16 with 1157 viewshoppy

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:53 - Jul 16 by artsbossbeard

Gotcha!

And guilty as charged.


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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:05 - Jul 16 with 1125 viewsartsbossbeard

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:02 - Jul 16 by hoppy

"Apology accepted for your behaviour on our last meeting, if you could please make sure you don't turn up to the next one pissed as well, that would be appreciated. Cheers mate"


Well, they will organise these things for 9am after the England v Germany game..

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:05 - Jul 16 with 1122 viewsBlueBoots

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:56 - Jul 16 by positivity

you missed out the final line i assume

"you are, as always, an adult heron"


And have a Cappachuchu on me while you're at it

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:07 - Jul 16 with 1099 viewsEwan_Oozami

"I'm covering my backside, if it goes down the Swanee, it's your fault..."

Just one small problem; sell their houses to who, Ben? Fcking Aquaman?
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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:10 - Jul 16 with 1082 viewsgiant_stow

as a mild dyslexic, that reads as "No worries, blah blah blah blah"

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:10 - Jul 16 with 1080 viewscatch74

Train guy could help you.

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 17:13 - Jul 16 with 975 viewsfactual_blue

I don't know what he's trying to say, but that drivel has all the hallmarks of hyperglycaemia induced by having too much b*tt**berg.

As the saying goes, 'any amount of b*tt**berg is too much b*tt**berg'.

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 17:16 - Jul 16 with 961 viewsJ2BLUE

Someone replied to me at work after I requested a day off and I still have no idea what they meant. It had several double negatives.

Truly impaired.
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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 17:33 - Jul 16 with 930 viewsFunge

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:56 - Jul 16 by positivity

you missed out the final line i assume

"you are, as always, an adult heron"


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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 17:45 - Jul 16 with 889 viewsTangledupin_Blue

He's telling you that he's a D!ck and assuming that you already knew it.

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 17:52 - Jul 16 with 866 viewsjeera

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:54 - Jul 16 by vapour_trail

How do you prevent historic delays?

I’d quite like to prevent the eight hour delay I experienced in Jersey airport in 2014.


I was staring at that.

He's just trying really hard to sound important isn't he?

OP, just reply telling him he's a twot.

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