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Anyone speak corporate Jive? 15:45 - Jul 16 with 988 viewsartsbossbeard

"No worries thanks for confirming, just trying to embody resilience for future planned dates to prevent any historic issues or delays."

No, me neither.

Edit: I put this to a whatsapp group also:

Reply: He's telling you that you've burnt the fries, bud.

[Post edited 16 Jul 2021 16:02]

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:48 - Jul 16 with 955 viewschicoazul

I reckon they meant embed not embody.

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:49 - Jul 16 with 949 viewsParsley

"I wish you'd replied sooner because I'm fed up having to change meeting times when people don't confirm their availability"
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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:53 - Jul 16 with 908 viewsartsbossbeard

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:49 - Jul 16 by Parsley

"I wish you'd replied sooner because I'm fed up having to change meeting times when people don't confirm their availability"


Gotcha!

And guilty as charged.

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:54 - Jul 16 with 897 viewsvapour_trail

How do you prevent historic delays?

I’d quite like to prevent the eight hour delay I experienced in Jersey airport in 2014.

Trailing vapour since 1999.
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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:56 - Jul 16 with 875 viewspositivity

you missed out the final line i assume

"you are, as always, an adult heron"

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:57 - Jul 16 with 876 viewsartsbossbeard

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:54 - Jul 16 by vapour_trail

How do you prevent historic delays?

I’d quite like to prevent the eight hour delay I experienced in Jersey airport in 2014.


I thought I was well out of corporate world when I joined a smaller firm but I've just been dragged back into it via acquisition.

There's layers of people with acronyms for job titles that effectively pad out their days looking busy via Teams. I'll fit in well.

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:02 - Jul 16 with 836 viewshoppy

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:53 - Jul 16 by artsbossbeard

Gotcha!

And guilty as charged.


"Apology accepted for your behaviour on our last meeting, if you could please make sure you don't turn up to the next one pissed as well, that would be appreciated. Cheers mate"

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:05 - Jul 16 with 804 viewsartsbossbeard

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:02 - Jul 16 by hoppy

"Apology accepted for your behaviour on our last meeting, if you could please make sure you don't turn up to the next one pissed as well, that would be appreciated. Cheers mate"


Well, they will organise these things for 9am after the England v Germany game..

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:05 - Jul 16 with 801 viewsBlueBoots

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:56 - Jul 16 by positivity

you missed out the final line i assume

"you are, as always, an adult heron"


And have a Cappachuchu on me while you're at it
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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:07 - Jul 16 with 778 viewsEwan_Oozami

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:10 - Jul 16 with 761 viewsgiant_ullaa

as a mild dyslexic, that reads as "No worries, blah blah blah blah"

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry.
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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 16:10 - Jul 16 with 759 viewscatch74

Train guy could help you.

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 17:13 - Jul 16 with 654 viewsfactual_blue

I don't know what he's trying to say, but that drivel has all the hallmarks of hyperglycaemia induced by having too much b*tt**berg.

As the saying goes, 'any amount of b*tt**berg is too much b*tt**berg'.

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 17:16 - Jul 16 with 640 viewsJ2BLUE

Someone replied to me at work after I requested a day off and I still have no idea what they meant. It had several double negatives.

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 17:33 - Jul 16 with 609 viewsFunge

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:56 - Jul 16 by positivity

you missed out the final line i assume

"you are, as always, an adult heron"


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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 17:45 - Jul 16 with 568 viewsTangledupin_Blue

He's telling you that he's a D!ck and assuming that you already knew it.

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Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 17:52 - Jul 16 with 545 viewsjeera

Anyone speak corporate Jive? on 15:54 - Jul 16 by vapour_trail

How do you prevent historic delays?

I’d quite like to prevent the eight hour delay I experienced in Jersey airport in 2014.


I was staring at that.

He's just trying really hard to sound important isn't he?

OP, just reply telling him he's a twot.

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