| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... 13:45 - Jul 17 with 850 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
"Youth is wasted on the young." |  |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 13:54 - Jul 17 with 822 views | Oldsmoker |
Actually, I haven't heard a lot of us oldies saying that because "it goes without saying". |  |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 13:59 - Jul 17 with 806 views | You_Bloo_Right |
"From the earliest time the old have rubbed it into the young that they are wiser, and before the young had discovered what nonsense this was they were old too, and it profited them to carry on the imposture." Somerset Maugham |  |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:00 - Jul 17 with 802 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 13:54 - Jul 17 by Oldsmoker |
Actually, I haven't heard a lot of us oldies saying that because "it goes without saying". |
"You don't know you're born"
My favourite one was my best mate Mikey, he used to have a plant nursery and only hated two things in his life.
1/ Smoking
2/ Anyone who didn't close the gate after they drove in.
I can hear him right now bellowing to his kids, "£20,000 a year on private education and you can't close a gate" |  |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:01 - Jul 17 with 791 views | Keno |
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever |  |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:08 - Jul 17 with 772 views | Oldsmoker |
Always nice to celebrate "Old Folks Day".
"Old Folks Day" is July 17th? I hear you ask.
No, "Old Folks Day" is every day. | |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:10 - Jul 17 with 756 views | J2BLUE |
"If I was 20 years younger"
If you were 20 years younger you'd still be old enough to be her grandad. |  |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:14 - Jul 17 with 744 views | Oldsmoker |
Grandad : "I feel like a young man again."
Grandson : "Never took you for gay, grandad." | |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:16 - Jul 17 with 741 views | factual_blue |
'TWTD tolerates - nay encourages - rampant ageism' |  |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:16 - Jul 17 with 739 views | Dubtractor |
"F#ck, f#cking f#ck'
Every morning when I wake up.
That's normal yeah? |  |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:22 - Jul 17 with 714 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:16 - Jul 17 by Dubtractor |
"F#ck, f#cking f#ck'
Every morning when I wake up.
That's normal yeah? |
Only after the 5th piss. | |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:22 - Jul 17 with 716 views | Oldsmoker |
| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:16 - Jul 17 by Dubtractor |
"F#ck, f#cking f#ck'
Every morning when I wake up.
That's normal yeah? |
'Fraid so.
When I used to visit my mum on the occassional weekend, I used to wake her in the morning and sometimes she'd say "B*gger, still alive". | |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:24 - Jul 17 with 706 views | Oldsmoker |
| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 14:22 - Jul 17 by BanksterDebtSlave |
Only after the 5th piss. |
Usually after the first one if you did it in bed. | |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 15:39 - Jul 17 with 650 views | WD19 |
“One swallow does not make a girlfriend.” |  | | |
| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 16:39 - Jul 17 with 610 views | jaykay |
i prefer youth is a gift of nature old age is a work of art |  |
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| Favourite sayings of us old folk.... on 17:43 - Jul 17 with 573 views | WeWereZombies |
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. |  |
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