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I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition. 19:36 - Jul 21 with 2052 viewsSitfcB

The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize"..


"That Fantastic!" I called out in delight.


"Feel Confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Maths Question."


"Well, I've got a degree in Mathematics from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught maths to A level students for the last 20 years"


"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a Norwich game and to meet the players after the game, what is 2+2 ?"


"7", I replied.

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I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition. on 19:37 - Jul 21 with 1992 viewsOldboy

Did you win?
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I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition. on 19:38 - Jul 21 with 1979 viewsKeno

Surely you know that isn’t the right answer?

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I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition. on 10:26 - Jul 22 with 1460 viewsBlueBadger

I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition. on 19:37 - Jul 21 by Oldboy

Did you win?
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In a very, very real sense.

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I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition. on 10:29 - Jul 22 with 1432 viewsclive_baker

I knew that was going to be a joke when I saw the use of some grammar.

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