| Fan Mail. 13:06 - Jul 23 with 675 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
Good afternoon.
I’m a 37 year old record producer and pop star who’s been releasing awful magnolia disco pop/poop for the last decade aimed at the teenage and younger clubbing fraternity.
However, recently I’ve been inundated with fan mail from a London based gentleman who’s become obsessed with my music, actually getting to the point where my PA was horrified to find a pair of Y fronts attached to a request for a signed poster for his 46th birthday.
I only make sounds for the younger crowd, but will hopefully be collaborating with a few old past it artists in the near future to attract a more mature audience.
C H. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Fan Mail. on 13:12 - Jul 23 with 623 views | giant_stow |
brute.
I'm proud to say that the police only became involved when I sent a used jonny with a nice bow tied round it. I also enclosed a toe nail clipping cos I rate him that highly - not all my targets get that. |  |
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| Fan Mail. on 15:18 - Jul 23 with 429 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Fan Mail. on 13:12 - Jul 23 by giant_stow |
brute.
I'm proud to say that the police only became involved when I sent a used jonny with a nice bow tied round it. I also enclosed a toe nail clipping cos I rate him that highly - not all my targets get that. |
Thought that tasted strange.
Assumed it was a walnut whip accompanied by hundreds and thousands.
If you must send Y fronts, please refrain from posting the ones with the canary on the gusset. | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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