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Thought For The Day. 11:48 - Aug 11 with 688 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Sometimes, I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Thought For The Day. on 11:49 - Aug 11 with 667 viewshomer_123

Keno will tell you that's how he got hold of Penny.

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
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Thought For The Day. on 11:51 - Aug 11 with 654 viewsKeno

Thought For The Day. on 11:49 - Aug 11 by homer_123

Keno will tell you that's how he got hold of Penny.


I can assure you Penny has got hold of me

right now as I posting thhiissssss

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Thought For The Day. on 11:53 - Aug 11 with 651 viewsKeno

My favourite thought for the day remains "why do meteor's know to land in exactly the right sized crater'

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Thought For The Day. on 11:54 - Aug 11 with 644 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Thought For The Day. on 11:51 - Aug 11 by Keno

I can assure you Penny has got hold of me

right now as I posting thhiissssss


The washing machine is on the spin cycle, isn’t it.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Thought For The Day. on 11:55 - Aug 11 with 638 viewsKeno

Thought For The Day. on 11:54 - Aug 11 by StochesStotasBlewe

The washing machine is on the spin cycle, isn’t it.


super extra long spin

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Thought For The Day. on 12:05 - Aug 11 with 610 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Thought For The Day. on 11:53 - Aug 11 by Keno

My favourite thought for the day remains "why do meteor's know to land in exactly the right sized crater'


The Great Wall of China is visible from space. But surely the Aliens will just land their flying saucer the other side of the wall?
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Thought For The Day. on 12:23 - Aug 11 with 584 viewsKeno

Thought For The Day. on 12:05 - Aug 11 by ArnoldMoorhen

The Great Wall of China is visible from space. But surely the Aliens will just land their flying saucer the other side of the wall?


or as a friend of mine once said when told 'the Great Wall of China is visible from space" - "blimey I didn't realise their new sign was that bright, I wonder what aliens will make of their prawn balls"

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Thought For The Day. on 12:26 - Aug 11 with 574 viewsWeWereZombies

I think they usually stop and ask me for directions ten minutes later...

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Thought For The Day. on 12:27 - Aug 11 with 574 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Thought For The Day. on 12:23 - Aug 11 by Keno

or as a friend of mine once said when told 'the Great Wall of China is visible from space" - "blimey I didn't realise their new sign was that bright, I wonder what aliens will make of their prawn balls"


Similarly, Sean Lock's classic:

"I went to the countryside the other day. Windy isn't it? It's just so bloody windy. Why's it so windy? Then I went round the corner and there were these massive fans going round and round.

And the faster they went, the windier it got."
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Thought For The Day. on 12:30 - Aug 11 with 562 viewsTractorCam

Few weeks back I had someone ask me where Star Lane was.... we were on it!

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Thought For The Day. on 12:36 - Aug 11 with 543 viewsEdwardStone

Thought For The Day. on 11:53 - Aug 11 by Keno

My favourite thought for the day remains "why do meteor's know to land in exactly the right sized crater'


And how, exactly, do they put those wooden balls inside avocados?
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Thought For The Day. on 12:37 - Aug 11 with 538 viewsSaleAway

Thought For The Day. on 12:30 - Aug 11 by TractorCam

Few weeks back I had someone ask me where Star Lane was.... we were on it!


One of my neighbour's kids came round the other day - asked me where number 12 was.... they live at 10 , I live at 16....

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