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Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… 22:12 - Aug 23 with 1108 viewsElderGrizzly

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Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 22:29 - Aug 23 with 1054 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

I very much doubt my clients dog could have eaten one of those.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 22:43 - Aug 23 with 1040 viewsKeno

Just you wait till they team up with the Kangaroos to invade Uruguay!

Apparently the deal is they will provide the artillery, the6 have lots of shells

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Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 00:49 - Aug 24 with 955 viewsfactual_blue

Improves the taste, I imagine


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Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 07:17 - Aug 24 with 825 viewsChondzoresk

I was savaged as a child by my pet tortoise. My little finger looked like a tasty worm…..mouth opened and clamp…scream doesn’t come into it….made a serious mess. My mum still has that bloody thing too, must be 120 years old now. We reckon it was brought back by a solider relative after WW1. I think he was out in the Mediterranean somewhere, not sure tho.
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Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 07:27 - Aug 24 with 814 viewstivo

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Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 09:01 - Aug 24 with 762 viewsKeno

Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 07:17 - Aug 24 by Chondzoresk

I was savaged as a child by my pet tortoise. My little finger looked like a tasty worm…..mouth opened and clamp…scream doesn’t come into it….made a serious mess. My mum still has that bloody thing too, must be 120 years old now. We reckon it was brought back by a solider relative after WW1. I think he was out in the Mediterranean somewhere, not sure tho.


You mum is doing well for her age, in all the years since she was potentially abducted from her nice warm sunny home hasn't she ever gone back there??

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Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 13:15 - Aug 24 with 704 viewsfactual_blue

Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 09:01 - Aug 24 by Keno

You mum is doing well for her age, in all the years since she was potentially abducted from her nice warm sunny home hasn't she ever gone back there??


And Chonders must be well into his 90s....

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Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 13:43 - Aug 24 with 677 viewsKeno

Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 13:15 - Aug 24 by factual_blue

And Chonders must be well into his 90s....


Almost as old as you then!

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Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 14:34 - Aug 24 with 636 viewsfactual_blue

Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 13:43 - Aug 24 by Keno

Almost as old as you then!


https://www.oatridge.co.uk/poems/l/lewis-carroll-you-are-old-father-william.php

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Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 15:15 - Aug 24 with 617 viewsChondzoresk

Watch out. The tortoises have gone rogue… on 13:15 - Aug 24 by factual_blue

And Chonders must be well into his 90s....


My apologies, I didn’t respond very quickly as I was dusting my Edison phonograph and portrait of the queen…..Queen Victoria of course.
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