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Memorable one off chants 12:00 - Aug 24 with 6872 viewsPinewoodblue

Two spring to mind.

First Town fans “England’s number two, England England’s number two”

One by away fans “ The referees a German”

Anyone care to add an example or explain the background to these?


Silly me not mentioning the best one ever and we were live on Sky…blue moon….

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Memorable one off chants on 12:03 - Aug 24 with 3640 viewsIllinoisblue

North Stand to Lee Chapman after tabloid tales: “Score in Ibiza, you only score in Ibiza”

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Memorable one off chants on 12:04 - Aug 24 with 3637 viewsFixed_It

I quite liked 'You're just a Gay Club in Brighton!' sung at the Crystal Palace fans. Clever, if not very politically correct.

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Memorable one off chants on 12:06 - Aug 24 with 3611 viewsParky

“You’re just a shít Boris Johnson” aimed at Will Hughes.
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Memorable one off chants on 12:07 - Aug 24 with 3603 viewsPinewoodblue

Don’t remember what was sung but waving money at Bruce Grobelar was a good one.

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Memorable one off chants on 12:08 - Aug 24 with 3623 viewsFixed_It

And the cleverest of all - even though my daughter-in-law's brother claims to have started it - was the AFC Wimbledon fans singing to the MK Dons 'Where were you when you were us?'...

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Memorable one off chants on 12:14 - Aug 24 with 3568 viewsBlueandTruesince82

I always liked "we never sacked Bobby Robson" in response to smug Geordies when we were on the end of bit of a pasting.

Shut them right up

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Memorable one off chants on 12:21 - Aug 24 with 3514 viewsBasuco

Heeeeyyy Shearer, I wanna know, how you missed that goal, after missing a penalty that would have given Newcastle a last minute winner at St James' Park, 2001 I think, at the Gallowgate end.
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Memorable one off chants on 12:22 - Aug 24 with 3510 viewsmrshallisfit

Sung to Andy Gorman by Celtic fans after he had been diagnosed with schizophrenia. Theres only 2 Andy Gormans. 2 Andy Gormans.
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Memorable one off chants on 12:26 - Aug 24 with 3471 viewsbournemouthblue

I can remember the North Stand asking Dean Windass if he was Jordan in disguise

Instead of Oooooo dodgy Keeepaaaarrh

Paddy Kenny got

Ooooooo you fat b@staaaaaaard for the whole game
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Alcohol is the answer but I can't remember the question!
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Memorable one off chants on 12:28 - Aug 24 with 3470 viewsBiGDonnie

Not sure if this counts as it's definitely been done before so not a one off, but I'll always remember when we played QPR at Loftus Road just after the 2010 World Cup. We sang at Rob Green the whole game 'you let your country down' and end of the game her turned and booted the ball at the away end. Brilliant.

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Memorable one off chants on 12:31 - Aug 24 with 3411 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Memorable one off chants on 12:22 - Aug 24 by mrshallisfit

Sung to Andy Gorman by Celtic fans after he had been diagnosed with schizophrenia. Theres only 2 Andy Gormans. 2 Andy Gormans.


Presumably the other one was Andy Goram

Highlighting crass stupidity since sometime around 2010
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Memorable one off chants on 12:34 - Aug 24 with 3401 viewsfarkenhell

Bryan Gunn, Bryan Gunn, Bryan Bryan Gunn, when he gets the ball he scores a goal...

Also Que Sera Sera sung over and over for what seemed like an hour and more at the end of the 78 semi-final.
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Memorable one off chants on 12:43 - Aug 24 with 3346 viewsTractorCam

Singing "he's got a tea towel on his head" to Efe Sodje at Southend away, as he was wearing a do-rag.

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Memorable one off chants on 12:45 - Aug 24 with 3341 viewsFBI

At Grimsby years ago: 'You don't stink, you don't stink, you don't stink of fish any more!' in a rather niche reference (I assume) to the collapse of the fishing industry.
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Memorable one off chants on 12:48 - Aug 24 with 3318 viewsDarth_Koont

Scotland fans to Faroe Island fans in a WC or EC qualifier:

🎶 Sing when yer whaling. You only sing when yer whaling. 🎶

An oldie but still a very very goodie.

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Memorable one off chants on 13:14 - Aug 24 with 3205 viewsSuperblue95

“4-0 and your house is wet” to Wednesday fans when we beat them first game of the season during the bad Yorkshire floods in 07

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Memorable one off chants on 13:25 - Aug 24 with 3139 viewsIllinoisblue

Memorable one off chants on 13:14 - Aug 24 by Superblue95

“4-0 and your house is wet” to Wednesday fans when we beat them first game of the season during the bad Yorkshire floods in 07


On a similar theme, “4-1 and you can’t get home” to Milwall when the A12 was shut due to flooding

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Memorable one off chants on 13:29 - Aug 24 with 3111 viewsSouperJim

Memorable one off chants on 12:28 - Aug 24 by BiGDonnie

Not sure if this counts as it's definitely been done before so not a one off, but I'll always remember when we played QPR at Loftus Road just after the 2010 World Cup. We sang at Rob Green the whole game 'you let your country down' and end of the game her turned and booted the ball at the away end. Brilliant.


We tortured him for a years with that one, as well as "U S A, U S A" chants and it clearly got to him, he performed poorly against us in several games due to the amount of stick he got.

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Memorable one off chants on 13:32 - Aug 24 with 3094 viewsSouperJim

2001-2002 season, "What you doing, what you doing, what you doing Thursday night? Are you shopping Thursday night?" aimed at crowing away fans, in reference to our UEFA cup campaign

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Memorable one off chants on 13:32 - Aug 24 with 3090 viewsgainsboroughblue

Memorable one off chants on 13:25 - Aug 24 by Illinoisblue

On a similar theme, “4-1 and you can’t get home” to Milwall when the A12 was shut due to flooding


The joke was on us as we presumably had a load of Millwall in town to contend with.

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Memorable one off chants on 13:33 - Aug 24 with 3091 viewsBluedanW

Memorable one off chants on 12:07 - Aug 24 by Pinewoodblue

Don’t remember what was sung but waving money at Bruce Grobelar was a good one.


then he walked all the way along the north stand with his cap out for cash.
Great sport
then he made a howler with a goal kick to let in Mathie or Marshall to score

those were the days
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Memorable one off chants on 13:35 - Aug 24 with 3074 viewsITFC_Forever

“Andy D’Urso, he sees what he wants” after a particularly soft penalty he gave our way for a change.

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Memorable one off chants on 13:36 - Aug 24 with 3070 viewsBluedanW

some hawk eye fan spotted steve claridge had his shorts on back to front.


Shorts on back to front, shorts on back to front
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Memorable one off chants on 13:39 - Aug 24 with 3049 viewsCrockerITFC

Must admit I did laugh when (can't remember the opponents) fans chanted "you've got bird sh*t on your head" to young Chalobah when we had him on loan.
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Memorable one off chants on 13:46 - Aug 24 with 3011 viewsPinewoodblue

Memorable one off chants on 13:39 - Aug 24 by CrockerITFC

Must admit I did laugh when (can't remember the opponents) fans chanted "you've got bird sh*t on your head" to young Chalobah when we had him on loan.


Who was the Norwich player who dyed his hair green and was treated to chants about having a Brusselss sprout on his head?

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