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Best Smell for the Orifice. 07:40 - Sep 2 with 1400 viewswkj

I get to start a new job on the 13th, and now face a dilemma that has escaped me for over 5 years- what puff is the best stuff?

Aftershave... I am looking for something friendly for the office, the type of scent that doesn't anger the colleagues in close quarters, but something nice enough that they know I know the world beyond right guard.

Ultimately I will probably not like anyone there and my work mates will say the same about me - so I don't want to spend an arm and a leg on impressing these jokers either.

Advice please.

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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 07:44 - Sep 2 with 1113 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Brut33 or Hi Karate.
That’ll keep them at arms length in the socially distanced work environment.
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We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 07:56 - Sep 2 with 1065 viewsMattinLondon



At £1.99 a bottle I don’t see where you could possibly go wrong with this.
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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 08:35 - Sep 2 with 972 viewsgordon

That one that came in the stripy dark green body shaped bottle never let me down in the classy establishments of Leeds which I frequented in the early 2000s.
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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 08:39 - Sep 2 with 948 viewsKeno

Here you go, the must have after shave

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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 08:39 - Sep 2 with 947 viewsIpswichKnight

Bit of old Spice for the aftershave, Lynx Africa fir deodorant and some good old Brylcream for the hair.
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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 09:00 - Sep 2 with 902 viewsCheltenham_Blue



Never failed me in 1993.

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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 09:29 - Sep 2 with 837 viewsusm

Eau Savage

Start as you mean to go on

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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 09:57 - Sep 2 with 793 viewsgtsb1966

If you're a good looking bloke who has no trouble when on the pull then go for Denim as the slogan was "for the man who doesn't have to try too hard". Alternatively if you are an ugly f****r stick with Brut.
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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 09:58 - Sep 2 with 786 viewsBlueBlueBluex2

Who on earth wears aftershave in the office? In fact, who goes to the office at all these days?
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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 10:08 - Sep 2 with 766 viewswkj

Best Smell for the Orifice. on 09:58 - Sep 2 by BlueBlueBluex2

Who on earth wears aftershave in the office? In fact, who goes to the office at all these days?


Those hard bar stewards with 3M masks by the barrow load... I'm well ard.

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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 10:36 - Sep 2 with 737 viewsazuremerlangus

Aramis body splash - the thinking man’s Brut 33…

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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 11:03 - Sep 2 with 712 viewsSwansea_Blue



Works wonders for social distancing.

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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 11:10 - Sep 2 with 700 viewsWarkystache

Best Smell for the Orifice. on 10:36 - Sep 2 by azuremerlangus

Aramis body splash - the thinking man’s Brut 33…


Don't splash it all over though. Once splashed a bit on my b*llocks before a date. She thought I'd sh*t myself when I tried walking .

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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 15:00 - Sep 2 with 615 viewssolemio

You could go on a football forum and ask a load of morons - and the three who aren't. Mind you, none of us three would tell you.
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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 15:02 - Sep 2 with 604 viewsThisIsMyUsername

Givenchy Gentlemen Only
Versace Pour Homme

You're welcome.

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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 15:11 - Sep 2 with 573 viewscatch74

https://waxpack.co.uk/shop/fresh-battenberg-scent/

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Who wears aftershave to the office ffs (n/t) on 15:15 - Sep 2 with 564 viewsDyland


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Best Smell for the Orifice. on 15:32 - Sep 2 with 542 viewsgiant_ullaa

My advice would be to not wear perfume as it's anti-social. Just let them smell the real you.

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry.
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Innit! on 15:38 - Sep 2 with 535 viewsDyland

Best Smell for the Orifice. on 15:32 - Sep 2 by giant_ullaa

My advice would be to not wear perfume as it's anti-social. Just let them smell the real you.


Even if you smell of yoghurt and joss sticks innit

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Innit! on 15:40 - Sep 2 with 522 viewsgiant_ullaa

Innit! on 15:38 - Sep 2 by Dyland

Even if you smell of yoghurt and joss sticks innit


Yeap, even if one smells of poo poo. Better than living a lie.

Its a bit like dying your hair when going grey - a falsehood and a pain in the arse to maintain.

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Innit! on 15:40 - Sep 2 with 521 viewsMullet

Innit! on 15:38 - Sep 2 by Dyland

Even if you smell of yoghurt and joss sticks innit


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Innit! on 15:41 - Sep 2 with 521 viewsDyland

Innit! on 15:40 - Sep 2 by giant_ullaa

Yeap, even if one smells of poo poo. Better than living a lie.

Its a bit like dying your hair when going grey - a falsehood and a pain in the arse to maintain.


Well, er... tbh if I smelled of poo poo I'd probably wash my arse. Or check my shoes.

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Innit! on 15:43 - Sep 2 with 508 viewsgiant_ullaa

Innit! on 15:41 - Sep 2 by Dyland

Well, er... tbh if I smelled of poo poo I'd probably wash my arse. Or check my shoes.


some people are unlucky with their natural smell. Or they just have a leaky bum.

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Sex Panther..... on 15:43 - Sep 2 with 510 viewsBloots

....60% of the time it works every time.

It's illegal in 9 countries and it's made from bits of real panther.

Legend

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Innit! on 15:45 - Sep 2 with 502 viewsDyland

Innit! on 15:43 - Sep 2 by giant_ullaa

some people are unlucky with their natural smell. Or they just have a leaky bum.


No one smells of poo you sausage, unless they've shat themselves.

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