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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? (n/t) 17:20 - Dec 3 with 832 viewsFtnfwest

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:22 - Dec 3 with 615 viewsFixed_It

A nice, cold Peroni on tap please. And can I get one for chrismakin too - might stop him from posting on here for a few minutes!

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:24 - Dec 3 with 603 viewsfooters

Broadside, please. And six packs of Scampi Fries.

Do you sell single fags under the bar? I've started on the patches today but am feeling an itch...

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:25 - Dec 3 with 592 viewsFtnfwest

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:22 - Dec 3 by Fixed_It

A nice, cold Peroni on tap please. And can I get one for chrismakin too - might stop him from posting on here for a few minutes!


No problem sir, coming up. I’m in the chair for Lagos and blueboyd as well to cheer them up!
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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:26 - Dec 3 with 583 viewsFtnfwest

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:24 - Dec 3 by footers

Broadside, please. And six packs of Scampi Fries.

Do you sell single fags under the bar? I've started on the patches today but am feeling an itch...


Got some dodgy Russian ciggies?
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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:28 - Dec 3 with 572 viewsfooters

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:26 - Dec 3 by Ftnfwest

Got some dodgy Russian ciggies?


Fags in Russia are actually amazing. They've got one brand for pretty much every Czar and Czarina. And only about 50p a pack if you speak the lingo...

So I'll have twenty Vlad the Impalers, ta.

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:29 - Dec 3 with 556 viewsKeno

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:28 - Dec 3 by footers

Fags in Russia are actually amazing. They've got one brand for pretty much every Czar and Czarina. And only about 50p a pack if you speak the lingo...

So I'll have twenty Vlad the Impalers, ta.


do you mean fags as in piggies, or fags as it what goes on a private boys school?

Im asking for a friend

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:29 - Dec 3 with 554 viewsFtnfwest

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:28 - Dec 3 by footers

Fags in Russia are actually amazing. They've got one brand for pretty much every Czar and Czarina. And only about 50p a pack if you speak the lingo...

So I'll have twenty Vlad the Impalers, ta.


Done, I thought you’d said for every celina for a moment!
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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:30 - Dec 3 with 554 viewsFixed_It

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:25 - Dec 3 by Ftnfwest

No problem sir, coming up. I’m in the chair for Lagos and blueboyd as well to cheer them up!


Get blueboyd one from me too please. I'm a lover not a fighter.

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:30 - Dec 3 with 549 viewsFtnfwest

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:29 - Dec 3 by Keno

do you mean fags as in piggies, or fags as it what goes on a private boys school?

Im asking for a friend


Your Guinness is ready btw
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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:31 - Dec 3 with 533 viewsfooters

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:29 - Dec 3 by Keno

do you mean fags as in piggies, or fags as it what goes on a private boys school?

Im asking for a friend


There are many rich older men in the former USSR who can often be seen out of with their very attractive nieces... and nephews.

I'll leave it there.

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:32 - Dec 3 with 524 viewsKeno

oh Garson!!

can I have a pint of this please



and have you any pork scratchings?

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:33 - Dec 3 with 519 viewsfactual_blue

I'll have a pitcher of Wynkoop's Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout please, and however many packs of Scampi Fries you have left.

https://wynkoop.com/brewery/brew-blog/rocky-mountain-oyster-stout/

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:33 - Dec 3 with 517 viewsKeno

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:30 - Dec 3 by Ftnfwest

Your Guinness is ready btw


Ta!!

hold the other order apart from the pork scratchings

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:34 - Dec 3 with 505 viewsFtnfwest

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:32 - Dec 3 by Keno

oh Garson!!

can I have a pint of this please



and have you any pork scratchings?


New and fangled stuff on me. Is it fruit based? I’ve got the lad looking for it in the cellar
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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:35 - Dec 3 with 488 viewsFtnfwest

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:33 - Dec 3 by factual_blue

I'll have a pitcher of Wynkoop's Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout please, and however many packs of Scampi Fries you have left.

https://wynkoop.com/brewery/brew-blog/rocky-mountain-oyster-stout/


Done, apart from the scampi fries. Keno’s guarding the 6 packets I had left over in the corner
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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:37 - Dec 3 with 473 viewsfactual_blue

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:35 - Dec 3 by Ftnfwest

Done, apart from the scampi fries. Keno’s guarding the 6 packets I had left over in the corner


Could you pop round to the wholesaler for another couple of boxes please?

Or will I have to unleash Bluebadger to appropriate the packets Keno is hoarding?

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:38 - Dec 3 with 470 viewsKeno

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:35 - Dec 3 by Ftnfwest

Done, apart from the scampi fries. Keno’s guarding the 6 packets I had left over in the corner


I'll trade him for pork scratchings or maybe some nuts?

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:40 - Dec 3 with 456 viewsKeno

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:37 - Dec 3 by factual_blue

Could you pop round to the wholesaler for another couple of boxes please?

Or will I have to unleash Bluebadger to appropriate the packets Keno is hoarding?


Oh God!!

He isnt going to try to do that thing with a panzerfäust again is he?

He said Id enjoy it but I'm not sure it was meant to in that way round

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:40 - Dec 3 with 453 viewsFtnfwest

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:37 - Dec 3 by factual_blue

Could you pop round to the wholesaler for another couple of boxes please?

Or will I have to unleash Bluebadger to appropriate the packets Keno is hoarding?


There’s only one way to resolve this (he said in a Harry hill type voice, who incidentally my children claim I look like)
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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:40 - Dec 3 with 445 viewslowhouseblue

pint of addams and a packet of twiglets for the dog please. thank you.

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:41 - Dec 3 with 442 viewsfooters

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:40 - Dec 3 by Ftnfwest

There’s only one way to resolve this (he said in a Harry hill type voice, who incidentally my children claim I look like)


I will guard my fish-flavoured cereal snacks to the end.


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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:41 - Dec 3 with 441 viewsmylittletown

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:28 - Dec 3 by footers

Fags in Russia are actually amazing. They've got one brand for pretty much every Czar and Czarina. And only about 50p a pack if you speak the lingo...

So I'll have twenty Vlad the Impalers, ta.


Unfortunately, Vlad the Impaler was a Romanian.

Voivode of Wallachia.
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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:42 - Dec 3 with 436 viewsclive_baker

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:24 - Dec 3 by footers

Broadside, please. And six packs of Scampi Fries.

Do you sell single fags under the bar? I've started on the patches today but am feeling an itch...


Like the sound of that order buh

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:49 - Dec 3 with 401 viewsKeno

Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:41 - Dec 3 by mylittletown

Unfortunately, Vlad the Impaler was a Romanian.

Voivode of Wallachia.


now if if was some parts of Romania. like Transylvania, he may deem himself to be Hungarian

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Right boys, girls and all the other stuff, the bar is open, what’ll you have? on 17:49 - Dec 3 with 401 viewsGeoffSentence

I'll just have a nice cup of tea and your wifi code please.

Out damned scot Out I say
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