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Ah well 12:22 - Jan 18 with 1173 viewsfooters

Keep worrying about your sourdough starter and poke bowls when there are still things like this happening on your doorstep:


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Ah well on 12:38 - Jan 18 with 1084 viewsnodge_blue

Whats a poke bowl?

And are you a barrister?

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Ah well on 12:42 - Jan 18 with 1068 viewsWeWereZombies

Free range bacon? Free range egg?

I think not.

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Ah well on 12:43 - Jan 18 with 1070 viewsfooters

Ah well on 12:38 - Jan 18 by nodge_blue

Whats a poke bowl?

And are you a barrister?


Hawaiian thingamybob. Just a bowl with rice, meat or fish, assorted veggies. It's one of them trendy foods that people who don't wear socks go for.

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Ah well on 12:45 - Jan 18 with 1049 viewsfooters

Ah well on 12:42 - Jan 18 by WeWereZombies

Free range bacon? Free range egg?

I think not.


That, my friend, is apparently a piece of gammon.

Unbelievable, I know. Still shaking with rage now. And that's before we get to the faux pas of serving it with eggs. The unsalted chips are merely a minor detail in this sh1tshow.

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Ah well on 12:45 - Jan 18 with 1048 viewsHerbivore

That looks fooking awful but I guess that's what you expect from a 'spoons.

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Ah well on 12:46 - Jan 18 with 1038 viewsnodge_blue

Ah well on 12:43 - Jan 18 by footers

Hawaiian thingamybob. Just a bowl with rice, meat or fish, assorted veggies. It's one of them trendy foods that people who don't wear socks go for.

I passed the bar after defeating that scoundrel Pecker and his covid lies. Received my honourary bar certificate from Mel Hazelwood at Hasketon Law Chambers. A proud day.


it kinda sounds nice to be honest! Nothing wrong with egg and chips though.

I used to quite like the idea of being a barrister when I was younger. Not sure I'd have lasted the beasting part of it all, working a million hours like some sort of pyramid scheme slave.

A honorary certificate sounds much more civilised.

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Ah well on 12:54 - Jan 18 with 999 viewsnodge_blue

Ah well on 12:45 - Jan 18 by Herbivore

That looks fooking awful but I guess that's what you expect from a 'spoons.


I went in a Weatherspoons recently and they had run out of chips!!

Which took 75% of their meals off the menu. Including the todays special of "fish and chips".
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Ah well on 13:01 - Jan 18 with 979 viewsWeWereZombies

Ah well on 12:45 - Jan 18 by footers

That, my friend, is apparently a piece of gammon.

Unbelievable, I know. Still shaking with rage now. And that's before we get to the faux pas of serving it with eggs. The unsalted chips are merely a minor detail in this sh1tshow.


Ach well, at least the plate (which actually looks quite nice - Royal Worcester?) is not swimming in gravy.

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Ah well on 13:08 - Jan 18 with 956 viewsfooters

Ah well on 13:01 - Jan 18 by WeWereZombies

Ach well, at least the plate (which actually looks quite nice - Royal Worcester?) is not swimming in gravy.


Downvote for another gravy jibe...

My choice would be parsley sauce and pease pudding for the fine cut that is gammon.

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Ah well on 13:11 - Jan 18 with 949 viewsfactual_blue

Ah well on 12:54 - Jan 18 by nodge_blue

I went in a Weatherspoons recently and they had run out of chips!!

Which took 75% of their meals off the menu. Including the todays special of "fish and chips".
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Offer to pop over the road to Iceland and get them some.

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Ah well on 13:14 - Jan 18 with 934 viewsWeWereZombies

Ah well on 13:11 - Jan 18 by factual_blue

Offer to pop over the road to Iceland and get them some.


You don't think that some oven chips from the freezer cabinets at the nearest Lidl GmbH would be more appropriate for 'spoons then?

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Ah well on 13:23 - Jan 18 with 917 viewsFtnfwest

Ah well on 12:45 - Jan 18 by Herbivore

That looks fooking awful but I guess that's what you expect from a 'spoons.


bit of a xenophobic claim as well when it's clearly 'Oeufs avec frites' a classic french dish anyway.
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Ah well on 13:29 - Jan 18 with 909 viewsjaykay

Ah well on 12:43 - Jan 18 by footers

Hawaiian thingamybob. Just a bowl with rice, meat or fish, assorted veggies. It's one of them trendy foods that people who don't wear socks go for.

I passed the bar after defeating that scoundrel Pecker and his covid lies. Received my honourary bar certificate from Mel Hazelwood at Hasketon Law Chambers. A proud day.


remember that day well. it looked bleak at one time and certain vultures were homing in.
then you did your rumpole bit and blew them out of the water

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Ah well on 13:35 - Jan 18 with 890 viewsleitrimblue

Ah well on 12:45 - Jan 18 by Herbivore

That looks fooking awful but I guess that's what you expect from a 'spoons.


Yer, missing another egg, black and white pudding, boxty, mushrooms, heavily buttered cheap, white bread, sausages an beans. Shocking
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Ah well on 13:42 - Jan 18 with 871 viewsfooters

Ah well on 13:29 - Jan 18 by jaykay

remember that day well. it looked bleak at one time and certain vultures were homing in.
then you did your rumpole bit and blew them out of the water


It was certainly on a knife edge at times. And indeed, there were many waiting to give dear old footers a proper kicking! But no, the truth won out and Pecker aka Oldboy was shown up for the liar he is.

None of this would be possible without my legions of loving fans around the globe.

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Ah well on 13:44 - Jan 18 with 862 viewsfooters

Ah well on 13:35 - Jan 18 by leitrimblue

Yer, missing another egg, black and white pudding, boxty, mushrooms, heavily buttered cheap, white bread, sausages an beans. Shocking


Lose the mushrooms and eggs and I reckon you're onto something here. Swap out the chips for bubble n squeak too.

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Ah well on 13:45 - Jan 18 with 838 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Ah well on 12:54 - Jan 18 by nodge_blue

I went in a Weatherspoons recently and they had run out of chips!!

Which took 75% of their meals off the menu. Including the todays special of "fish and chips".
[Post edited 18 Jan 2022 12:54]


All those people going in to count them, innit

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Ah well on 13:47 - Jan 18 with 833 viewsleitrimblue

Ah well on 13:44 - Jan 18 by footers

Lose the mushrooms and eggs and I reckon you're onto something here. Swap out the chips for bubble n squeak too.


Trading bubble an squeak for chips is a genius move. Though gonna keep the double eggs an mushrooms. Egg juice held apart from bean juice by a sturdy sausage barrier of course (reinforced with bacon if required)
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