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A Poem From Putin's ex Wife 11:29 - Feb 28 with 1077 views

Since leaving Vlad 9 years ago he gone from bad to badder,
On a scale or 1 to 10 he's 11 on the ladder
I left him for a Poet and since he's just got worse,
Invasion of The Ukraine has left him with a curse.
I'm living with the Poet now, for which I'm not averse,
My life is so much better now, I've gone from Vlad to Verse.

A Poem From Putin's ex Wife on 11:34 - Feb 28 with 1013 views

Keno

Vlad thought it was worth a punt
so decided to pull off a stunt
by invading Ukraine
he caused so pain
and just proved he is a really not a very nice person at all

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A Poem From Putin's ex Wife on 11:37 - Feb 28 with 989 views

J2BLUE

Putin pined for the Union
So he thought he'd take a punt
And so proved to the world
That he is a complete...

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A Poem From Putin's ex Wife on 11:45 - Feb 28 with 962 views

Swansea_Blue

Genius.

There was a dictator called Vlad
Who thought Ukraine could be had
But we kicked up a fuss
And brought in Liz Truss
And now poor old Vlad won’t be able to profit from our pork markets

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A Poem From Putin's ex Wife on 12:14 - Feb 28 with 868 views

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Super work that.

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A Poem From Putin's ex Wife on 16:43 - Feb 28 with 673 views

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A Poem From Putin's ex Wife on 11:45 - Feb 28 by Swansea_Blue
Genius. There was a dictator called Vlad Who thought Ukraine could be had But we kicked up a fuss And brought in Liz Truss And now poor old Vlad won’t be able to profit from our pork markets

There once was a dictator called Putin
Who thought he was a modern Rasputin
He went from a leader
To a miserable bleeder
As Ukrainians kept putting the boot in.

A Poem From Putin's ex Wife on 16:52 - Feb 28 with 659 views

Kropotkin123

We saw him on the telly
Lay out his Casus Belli
He accused Ukraine of genocide
But we knew that he had lied

Ukraine was a functioning democracy
Which was a threat to his kleptocracy
He wanted land and resources
So he sent in his military forces

Ukrainians were courageous and stoic
Whilst Zelensky was heroic
The people rose and fought back
Repelling the Russian attack

His general's didn't mention
The plan's over extension.
Europeans demanded their nations did more
And brave Russians said end the war

Putin's aggressive expansion
Was met with sanction upon sanction
As stocks began to fall
The ruble went to the wall

If you remember just on thing
Be it the victims

Edit: Needs tidying up, but just arrived at work.

[Post edited 28 Feb 2022 16:54]

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