| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? 16:04 - May 16 with 2952 views | Dubtractor |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:10 - May 16 with 2640 views | J2BLUE |
I bet both he and Jamie have begged them not to let this go to trial. |  |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:18 - May 16 with 2575 views | footers |
He looks like a seafaring Mitchell brother. |  |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:32 - May 16 with 2494 views | wkj |
I had that exact same thought a few months ago when someone snapped him on the training pitch. Poor chap, had his lovely wife not been embroiled with some tit-for-tat on social media she could have helped him dress and get some propper shopping in. |  |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:42 - May 16 with 2432 views | farkenhell |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:18 - May 16 by footers |
He looks like a seafaring Mitchell brother. |
A sort of Phil meets Uncle Albert? |  | | |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:44 - May 16 with 2437 views | BlueBadger |
The thing about this whole affair is that it comes down to too much money and too much time on your hands.
If both of them were skint, working at the local call centre this would have boiled down to a 2AM catfight outside the local 'nite spot' when they'd both had too many pink proseccos and that only broke up when one of them's tit falls out. [Post edited 16 May 2022 16:47]
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:45 - May 16 with 2416 views | footers |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:42 - May 16 by farkenhell |
A sort of Phil meets Uncle Albert? |
Good call! | |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:45 - May 16 with 2417 views | J2BLUE |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:44 - May 16 by BlueBadger |
The thing about this whole affair is that it comes down to too much money and too much time on your hands.
If both of them were skint, working at the local call centre this would have boiled down to a 2AM catfight outside the local 'nite spot' when they'd both had too many pink proseccos and that only broke up when one of them's tit falls out. [Post edited 16 May 2022 16:47]
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Grown adults in court talking about their instagram 'stories' and follows.
No one is coming out of this looking good.
What I want to know is why the hell Sky think any of this is worthy of a breaking news alert? | |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:46 - May 16 with 2414 views | BlueBadger |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:10 - May 16 by J2BLUE |
I bet both he and Jamie have begged them not to let this go to trial. |
Strong 'blokes who would go for a pint together but can't because their wives have fallen out' vibes from this. | |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:47 - May 16 with 2401 views | farkenhell |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:44 - May 16 by BlueBadger |
The thing about this whole affair is that it comes down to too much money and too much time on your hands.
If both of them were skint, working at the local call centre this would have boiled down to a 2AM catfight outside the local 'nite spot' when they'd both had too many pink proseccos and that only broke up when one of them's tit falls out. [Post edited 16 May 2022 16:47]
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Made me chuckle, especially the last bit. | | | |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:49 - May 16 with 2380 views | Veggie |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:44 - May 16 by BlueBadger |
The thing about this whole affair is that it comes down to too much money and too much time on your hands.
If both of them were skint, working at the local call centre this would have boiled down to a 2AM catfight outside the local 'nite spot' when they'd both had too many pink proseccos and that only broke up when one of them's tit falls out. [Post edited 16 May 2022 16:47]
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Wayne’s tit would fall out way before Jamie’s |  | | |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:49 - May 16 with 2381 views | STYG |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:42 - May 16 by farkenhell |
A sort of Phil meets Uncle Albert? |
'During the'
'If you say during the war one more time'
'During the 8 May to the 22 May conflict with the Vardy's' | | | |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:50 - May 16 with 2369 views | tractordownsouth |
Reminder that Rooney is younger than Cristiano Ronaldo |  |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:51 - May 16 with 2349 views | wkj |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:46 - May 16 by BlueBadger |
Strong 'blokes who would go for a pint together but can't because their wives have fallen out' vibes from this. |
Im getting different vibes - more like "If we see this through we'll make a sh*t load of money and fame when we 'reconcile' in the public eye in a few years time" | |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:58 - May 16 with 2300 views | BlueandTruesince82 |
But is he using is his shoelaces as a belt? People in fashion need to know. |  |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 17:07 - May 16 with 2267 views | STYG |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:51 - May 16 by wkj |
Im getting different vibes - more like "If we see this through we'll make a sh*t load of money and fame when we 'reconcile' in the public eye in a few years time" |
It's absolutely nailed on that the two of them will be paid good money at some stage to appear together on TV and have it out or tell their sides of the story. | | | |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 17:40 - May 16 with 2157 views | Keno |
All he needs is a codpiece and .....
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 17:41 - May 16 with 2150 views | Keno |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 17:07 - May 16 by STYG |
It's absolutely nailed on that the two of them will be paid good money at some stage to appear together on TV and have it out or tell their sides of the story. |
just as long as it isnt on naked attraction | |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 17:47 - May 16 with 2123 views | Hipsterectomy |
I was listening to a podcast that said he would regularly have chocolate, crisps, fizzy drinks and things in the England hotel. It’s amazing he hasn’t ballooned already after retiring |  |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 20:09 - May 16 with 1878 views | Mullet |
Strong PE teacher at parent's evening / in court / at a job interview vibes coming off there. |  |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 23:11 - May 16 with 1668 views | BlueBadger |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 20:09 - May 16 by Mullet |
Strong PE teacher at parent's evening / in court / at a job interview vibes coming off there. |
Why would compare a dull witted creature that looks ill at home in a suit with Wayne Rooney? | |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 23:30 - May 16 with 1622 views | dominiciawful |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 16:50 - May 16 by tractordownsouth |
Reminder that Rooney is younger than Cristiano Ronaldo |
Younger than James Acaster and three of the four Inbetweeners actors. |  |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 13:58 - May 18 with 1240 views | SamWhiteUK |
This whole saga is ridiculous. TWO stories I've heard about the courtroom on Radio 1 have started with what the person is wearing. One was something like "Rebekah Vardy was in court wearing a designer outfit rumoured to be worth £3000," and the other was, "Rebekah Vardy was dressed in Leicester City colours, blue and white, as she was seen in a dress..."
I mean, who tf cares? As if the story wasn't bullocks enough |  | | |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 14:08 - May 18 with 1217 views | J2BLUE |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 13:58 - May 18 by SamWhiteUK |
This whole saga is ridiculous. TWO stories I've heard about the courtroom on Radio 1 have started with what the person is wearing. One was something like "Rebekah Vardy was in court wearing a designer outfit rumoured to be worth £3000," and the other was, "Rebekah Vardy was dressed in Leicester City colours, blue and white, as she was seen in a dress..."
I mean, who tf cares? As if the story wasn't bullocks enough |
From the snippets Sky have decided I NEED TO KNOW, Vardy comes across as a professional bitch who just loves to stir. | |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 14:10 - May 18 with 1209 views | wkj |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 14:08 - May 18 by J2BLUE |
From the snippets Sky have decided I NEED TO KNOW, Vardy comes across as a professional bitch who just loves to stir. |
Yeah, but this isn't about Jamie... | |
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| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 14:11 - May 18 with 1202 views | STYG |
| Is Wayne Rooney morphing into Steve Evans? on 17:47 - May 16 by Hipsterectomy |
I was listening to a podcast that said he would regularly have chocolate, crisps, fizzy drinks and things in the England hotel. It’s amazing he hasn’t ballooned already after retiring |
I don't think there is actually much wrong with that to be honest.
He was a professional athlete, probably burning off 1,000 calories a day through training. At that stage having a bag of crisps, a Mars Bar and a can of coke isn't going to do him much harm at all really.
Plenty of people eat those on the daily and are perfectly healthy. If he's having an omelette for breakfast, a chicken salad for lunch and rice for dinner he's probably not exceeding his daily calories before exercise.
The issue is when he goes full Partridge on the Toblerone and eats to excess. | | | |
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