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I somehow caught some of man boob between a paint roller and a new sleeve - as I was replacing it, nasty pinch mark. Anyone had any other random incidents?
I did pull a wardrobe on my head playing silly b*****s as a kid trying to make a spiders web in my bedroom using string.Needed multiple stitches in my head!
I tore my calf muscle playing what’s the time Mr Wolf…
I once started going to the gym and launched straight into elevated calf raises. They tightened up so badly the following day that it was screaming agony to plant my feet on the floor. I walked EVERYWHERE on tippy toes for 2 weeks, calves tied in knots, until I went on a bender and got drunk enough to forget about it. I woke up fearing the worst and miraculously they had loosened through the magic of dance.
I once started going to the gym and launched straight into elevated calf raises. They tightened up so badly the following day that it was screaming agony to plant my feet on the floor. I walked EVERYWHERE on tippy toes for 2 weeks, calves tied in knots, until I went on a bender and got drunk enough to forget about it. I woke up fearing the worst and miraculously they had loosened through the magic of dance.
Before applauding this heroic sounding action, we need to know who the dog was with?
If it's your dog then it's not really a contender, but if a stranger's dog, well that's different altogether and good for you.
Bit of background...I'm involved in bird rescues (mainly in the Royal Parks in London, but sometimes they end up turning up in odd places too)
Was in a park that's heavily used by dog walkers (including pros - some with 5-10 dogs and rarely on leads) - has fencing all around the lakes to protect the birds, but smaller birds can squeeze through, and some idiot and his kid were lobbing bread onto the path which attracted the goslings. Been in this situation lots of times, so usually a dog will come racing over so the birds have time to run to safety, and if not I have time to prepare to grab the dog. This time, a woman came over with an old Collie that was just trudging along and didn't seem interested in the birds - she starts chatting to someone not bothering to keep an eye on her dog, I notice that the Collie has started to eye up one of the goslings...wasn't moving, but then he started to inch closer and went to pounce - didn't have much time to react, so only managed to get the top joint of my finger in the dog's collar, so it was yanked backwards and is now (to use a medical term) is now fked.
Usual response from the owner..."He wouldn't do anything, he's just playing", but doesn't take much to injure a bird (particularly young ones)
Changing the subject (not really an injury, just damage), but if the cabbie that was kind enough to take me and a swan from Finsbury Park a couple of weeks ago is reading this, hadn't noticed that there was a hole at the bottom of my bag until I got home, so really sorry for any swan p1ss that leaked out onto the floor...
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