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A friend of mine was in New York recently 17:24 - Jun 13 with 1157 viewsfactual_blue

and, as an avid fan of vintage vinyl records, he visited on of the city's most famed dealers in rare records.

He asked, 'Have you anything really unusual and rare?'

The record dealer thought or a moment, and then fetched a well-worn record sleeve. 'How about this?, he said.

My friend looked at the sleeve, which was for an LP called The Sound of the Wasp. 'Can I have a listen?', he enquired.

The dealer put the disc on his Linn Sondek turntable, and fired up the amp. A cacophony of buzzing filled the shop.

After a few moments my friend said, 'Excuse me, but I know my insects, and there's no way that the sound of the wasp.'

The dealer took the record from the turntable, carefully examined the label, looked at the sleeve, and then studied the label again.

'I'm sorry sir,' he said, 'that was the bee side'.

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A friend of mine was in New York recently on 17:32 - Jun 13 with 1084 viewsSwansea_Blue

What was on the fairy side?

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A friend of mine was in New York recently on 17:34 - Jun 13 with 1066 viewsfactual_blue

A friend of mine was in New York recently on 17:32 - Jun 13 by Swansea_Blue

What was on the fairy side?


Fairies don't exist.

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A friend of mine was in New York recently on 17:36 - Jun 13 with 1059 viewsSwansea_Blue

A friend of mine was in New York recently on 17:34 - Jun 13 by factual_blue

Fairies don't exist.


Ahem, ‘fairy’ would beg to differ. Unless fairy was being bee at the time .

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A friend of mine was in New York recently on 17:38 - Jun 13 with 1046 viewsfactual_blue

A friend of mine was in New York recently on 17:36 - Jun 13 by Swansea_Blue

Ahem, ‘fairy’ would beg to differ. Unless fairy was being bee at the time .


This is the muddle you get into when you don't understand nouns aren't pronouns,

You silly b.

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A friend of mine was in New York recently on 20:00 - Jun 13 with 894 viewsFixed_It

You got a down arrow from PhilTWTD! I'm well jealous.

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A friend of mine was in New York recently on 20:09 - Jun 13 with 872 viewsKeno

A friend of mine was in New York recently on 20:00 - Jun 13 by Fixed_It

You got a down arrow from PhilTWTD! I'm well jealous.


I bet that stung a bit!!

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A friend of mine was in New York recently on 20:37 - Jun 13 with 821 viewsfactual_blue

A friend of mine was in New York recently on 20:09 - Jun 13 by Keno

I bet that stung a bit!!


I felt he was being a bit waspish, I must admit.

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A friend of mine was in New York recently on 21:03 - Jun 13 with 791 viewsWeWereZombies

A friend of mine was in New York recently on 20:37 - Jun 13 by factual_blue

I felt he was being a bit waspish, I must admit.


Would have thought he was pleased with your efforts to make the forum a hive of activity...

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A friend of mine was in New York recently on 21:09 - Jun 13 with 779 viewsfactual_blue

A friend of mine was in New York recently on 21:03 - Jun 13 by WeWereZombies

Would have thought he was pleased with your efforts to make the forum a hive of activity...


Instead I appear to have stirred up a hornets' nest.

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A friend of mine was in New York recently on 21:10 - Jun 13 with 780 viewsEwan_Oozami

A friend of mine was in New York recently on 17:34 - Jun 13 by factual_blue

Fairies don't exist.


Oh yeah?


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