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Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. 09:14 - Jul 18 with 2327 viewsLord_Lucan

Keep your dogs in the coolest room you have.

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Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 12:03 - Jul 18 with 544 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 11:47 - Jul 18 by blueasfook

Keeping my cat inside for next couple of days. She's proper got the hump about it, but it's for her own good.


It's probably because she has to spend more time with you.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 12:04 - Jul 18 with 533 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 09:26 - Jul 18 by clive_baker

100%. And don't leave them in the boot of your car while you go to the beach or any idiotic sh1t like that. And make sure they stay well hydrated.

Mine is currently lying under my kitchen table on the tile floor, in the shade. It's quite a nice spot in this weather, I'm half tempted to join her.


I'm still reading this as 'girlfriend'.

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Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 12:04 - Jul 18 with 534 viewsronnyd

Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 09:41 - Jul 18 by Churchman

Confession time.

When I first knew my misses, we went to visit her Leicester relations. We stopped off in Southgate for a nice lunch and left Charlie Brown the hamster in his cage on the back seat with water etc (she was a teacher and kept one for the schoolchildren).

Well, after a long and pleasurable lunch we get back to my not so trusty Ford Escort to find the sun had moved around (more correctly the earth) and the hamster was getting the full glass blast version through the back window - and was wheezing it’s last.

I tried to revive it as we headed up the M1, but to no avail. The gf is in hysterics and I’m wondering what to do with a dead hamster. I suggested launching Charlie out of the window in the outside lane, Spock style. More wails - bad idea. So I gave it a good Christian burial in Leicester with a brick or two on top to keep the foxes off.

Moral of the tale? - do be aware of pets needs. I’ve a couple of young cats and will get them in shortly as the house is now cooler than the outside. Shade and water and they’ll look after themselves. Quite happily.

RIP Charlie Brown.


Are you saying that Charlie Brown was a teacher?
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Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 12:07 - Jul 18 with 515 viewsChurchman

Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 11:48 - Jul 18 by blueasfook

Hamster murderer


Guilty as charged m’lud
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Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 12:09 - Jul 18 with 499 viewsChurchman

Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 12:04 - Jul 18 by ronnyd

Are you saying that Charlie Brown was a teacher?


If course! Clever little chap was Charlie.
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Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 12:27 - Jul 18 with 453 viewsghostofescobar

My mutt seems to love the sun. He will lay out in it during the hottest part of the day, content as can be. He’s just been out for a good 15 mins, quite happy.

GhostOfEscobar

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Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 12:56 - Jul 18 with 423 viewsblueasfook

Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 12:03 - Jul 18 by The_Flashing_Smile

It's probably because she has to spend more time with you.


Ouch! That may well be the case.

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Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 13:04 - Jul 18 with 400 viewsLord_Lucan

Re this weather overreaction - one thing you should do. on 09:41 - Jul 18 by Churchman

Confession time.

When I first knew my misses, we went to visit her Leicester relations. We stopped off in Southgate for a nice lunch and left Charlie Brown the hamster in his cage on the back seat with water etc (she was a teacher and kept one for the schoolchildren).

Well, after a long and pleasurable lunch we get back to my not so trusty Ford Escort to find the sun had moved around (more correctly the earth) and the hamster was getting the full glass blast version through the back window - and was wheezing it’s last.

I tried to revive it as we headed up the M1, but to no avail. The gf is in hysterics and I’m wondering what to do with a dead hamster. I suggested launching Charlie out of the window in the outside lane, Spock style. More wails - bad idea. So I gave it a good Christian burial in Leicester with a brick or two on top to keep the foxes off.

Moral of the tale? - do be aware of pets needs. I’ve a couple of young cats and will get them in shortly as the house is now cooler than the outside. Shade and water and they’ll look after themselves. Quite happily.

RIP Charlie Brown.


I was hoping that my fat next door neighbour would go on a big shop today and forget that his yappy little brat of a dog was in the back.

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