| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting 20:41 - Aug 2 with 2741 views | Steve_M |
I suspect there’s stuff about space lemmings and steel beams on his timeline somewhere…. |  |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 20:45 - Aug 2 with 2646 views | Illinoisblue |
Bet he’s good friends with Le Tissier. And right now planning to serve a local hospital with Magna Carta papers or something. |  |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 20:45 - Aug 2 with 2637 views | Swansea_Blue |
He’s a tvvat. Utter crackpot. Sadly, too many people go down that rabbit hole. |  |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 20:48 - Aug 2 with 2612 views | J2BLUE |
Just quit my job and told my boss to f##k himself! Now, where do I access my millions? |  |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 20:52 - Aug 2 with 2569 views | Illinoisblue |
| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 20:48 - Aug 2 by J2BLUE |
Just quit my job and told my boss to f##k himself! Now, where do I access my millions? |
Don’t forget your mortgage is already paid off when it’s approved so no worries there. | |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 21:05 - Aug 2 with 2478 views | Swansea_Blue |
I’m glad some people are taking it in the spirit it deserves:
Those particular myths have been doing the rounds on the internet for as long as it’s been going. The most surprising thing is it’s taken him so long to find them. | |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 22:30 - Aug 2 with 2227 views | HighgateBlue |
Yeah, I'm coming round to the idea of banning heading the ball....... |  | | |
| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 22:39 - Aug 2 with 2177 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 20:48 - Aug 2 by J2BLUE |
Just quit my job and told my boss to f##k himself! Now, where do I access my millions? |
By suing David Cotterill I believe. Although the legal defence of "only bantz" probably holds up well here. Much in the original article was clearly meant as dark humour - e.g. that's why they call them (re)payments and the paying for the utilities through our taxes can only have referred to when they were publicly owned. The sad thing is that so many clearly fictitious ideas are so easily believed by some. |  |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 08:39 - Aug 3 with 1748 views | TrumptonBlue |
I believe anything presented to me in Comic Sans. |  | | |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 08:42 - Aug 3 with 1720 views | DanTheMan |
| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 08:39 - Aug 3 by TrumptonBlue |
I believe anything presented to me in Comic Sans. |
I was going to say, it being written in Comic Sans is just too perfect.
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting (n/t) on 08:46 - Aug 3 with 1706 views | DanTheMan |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting (n/t) on 08:51 - Aug 3 with 1684 views | Keno |
| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting (n/t) on 08:46 - Aug 3 by DanTheMan |
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oh!! Dan have the lizard overlords and/or Phil edited out your cutting and telling post of this subject? |  |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 08:52 - Aug 3 with 1685 views | bluelagos |
There's batsh1t crazy and then there's batsh1t crazy. I'd store that one somewhere in the middle. |  |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 08:58 - Aug 3 with 1654 views | Mullet |
It's the quote at the end just plonked on that really makes it.
He definitely is going to end up screaming "FREEMAN OF THE LAND" at some civil servant or local journo one day isn't he? |  |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting (n/t) on 09:01 - Aug 3 with 1649 views | DanTheMan |
| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting (n/t) on 08:51 - Aug 3 by Keno |
oh!! Dan have the lizard overlords and/or Phil edited out your cutting and telling post of this subject? |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting (n/t) on 09:09 - Aug 3 with 1593 views | Keno |
| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting (n/t) on 09:01 - Aug 3 by DanTheMan |
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Mark at TWTD? | |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 09:21 - Aug 3 with 1544 views | GeoffSentence |
I did dare.
Turns out is not council tax is not optional but there are some people who are exempt.
And there is no such thing as annual road tax
After which point I thought, this is a waste of my time and didnt bother carrying on, hope I didn't miss out on anything. |  |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 11:20 - Aug 3 with 1321 views | BarcaBlue |
There's a guy here in the village that has told me all these things and more. I chatted to him initially as he had a car with a UK reg. He told me he wasn't any nationality but a member of the world, I pushed him on it and he's Polish.
He told me that he lived without paying taxes in the UK and each time he had a court summons the court backed down when he told them there was no legal basis for forcing people to pay tax.
Some other things he made me aware of...
The UK is owned by a US corporation, registered in the state Delaware
The war in Ukraine was started by 5 US arms compansies to shift obsolete stock
The Queen can't enter London without permission of the mayor
The global elite are buying up farmland to reduce agricultural output and drive up prices
Various mentions of Bill Gates and the "plandemic"
...there was more of course.
Thing is he's a really nice guy, a bit eccentric (he's followed round the village by his pet sheep that he found in the forest and has built his own private beach on the local river to which he plans to add a sauna). I quite like the guy but it's impossible to have any sort of conversation with him without a new, or repeated, conspiracy rant.
He also lived in Bishop's Stortford. |  | | |
| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 11:55 - Aug 3 with 1240 views | Keno |
| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 11:20 - Aug 3 by BarcaBlue |
There's a guy here in the village that has told me all these things and more. I chatted to him initially as he had a car with a UK reg. He told me he wasn't any nationality but a member of the world, I pushed him on it and he's Polish.
He told me that he lived without paying taxes in the UK and each time he had a court summons the court backed down when he told them there was no legal basis for forcing people to pay tax.
Some other things he made me aware of...
The UK is owned by a US corporation, registered in the state Delaware
The war in Ukraine was started by 5 US arms compansies to shift obsolete stock
The Queen can't enter London without permission of the mayor
The global elite are buying up farmland to reduce agricultural output and drive up prices
Various mentions of Bill Gates and the "plandemic"
...there was more of course.
Thing is he's a really nice guy, a bit eccentric (he's followed round the village by his pet sheep that he found in the forest and has built his own private beach on the local river to which he plans to add a sauna). I quite like the guy but it's impossible to have any sort of conversation with him without a new, or repeated, conspiracy rant.
He also lived in Bishop's Stortford. |
"The Queen can't enter London without permission of the mayor"
traditionally this is known as the Pearl Sword Ceremony (I jest you not!!) | |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 13:22 - Aug 3 with 1019 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 11:20 - Aug 3 by BarcaBlue |
There's a guy here in the village that has told me all these things and more. I chatted to him initially as he had a car with a UK reg. He told me he wasn't any nationality but a member of the world, I pushed him on it and he's Polish.
He told me that he lived without paying taxes in the UK and each time he had a court summons the court backed down when he told them there was no legal basis for forcing people to pay tax.
Some other things he made me aware of...
The UK is owned by a US corporation, registered in the state Delaware
The war in Ukraine was started by 5 US arms compansies to shift obsolete stock
The Queen can't enter London without permission of the mayor
The global elite are buying up farmland to reduce agricultural output and drive up prices
Various mentions of Bill Gates and the "plandemic"
...there was more of course.
Thing is he's a really nice guy, a bit eccentric (he's followed round the village by his pet sheep that he found in the forest and has built his own private beach on the local river to which he plans to add a sauna). I quite like the guy but it's impossible to have any sort of conversation with him without a new, or repeated, conspiracy rant.
He also lived in Bishop's Stortford. |
Next time you chat to him, ask him who the bishop is that owns his house. Point out that it is called Bishop's Stortford because it was owned by a bishop and then whisper quietly "we both know this one is a member of the Illuminati too" and that you are pleased to know you now have such an influential and powerful friend. | |
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| David Cotterill’s post-football life is, err, interesting on 13:56 - Aug 3 with 951 views | Veggie |
Surely he could just dip into his CQV Trust. |  | | |
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