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Flat coke (fizzy might make you burp and throw up), evacuation of bowels, self-abuse (or bout with partner if willing and available), hot shower, more flat coke, greasy food (preferably last night's left-overs). Ibuprofen if you must but FFS not paracetamol, your liver needs to recover. ST:NG or similar soothing TV to watch.
The dear old full English is about as good as it gets. 2x smoked, back bacon, sausage, egg, mushrooms, tomato, baked beans, maybe hash browns and white toast slathered in proper butter (not that adulterated rubbish from a tub), washed down by a mug of tea. Kill or cure.
Big poo is a must, followed by a shower. Irn Bru or lucozade sport. Something stodgy like a bacon sarnie and salt and vinegar crisps. A good sweat does wonders for me too (make sure to keep hydrated).
No idea when I began here, was a very long time ago. Previously known as Spirit_of_81. Love cheese, hate the colour of it, this is why it requires some blue in it.
The dear old full English is about as good as it gets. 2x smoked, back bacon, sausage, egg, mushrooms, tomato, baked beans, maybe hash browns and white toast slathered in proper butter (not that adulterated rubbish from a tub), washed down by a mug of tea. Kill or cure.
Nothing truly works but time.
I'm not gay but will you be my wife? I'm drooling at the description of your brekkie. Not a big of baked beans but is the back bacon smoked?
Edit: You said it was smoked but my head was in a whirl.
[Post edited 7 Aug 2022 18:01]
Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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