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Inflation is 10% 07:51 - Aug 17 with 1936 viewschicoazul

Sadly kids, Xmas is cancelled this year, but Granny has darned you an amazing new blanket so you can keep warm!

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Inflation is 10% on 14:54 - Aug 17 with 398 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Inflation is 10% on 14:47 - Aug 17 by Skip_Intro

"Sadly kids, Xmas is cancelled this year, but Granny has darned you an amazing new blanket so you can keep warm! "

just before she sadly died of hypothermia due to not being able to pay her leccy bill...
[Post edited 17 Aug 2022 15:04]


I want to both upvote and downvote that!

My thought was to add on the end "but unfortunately Granny needs it as she can't afford to heat her own home".

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Inflation is 10% on 16:00 - Aug 17 with 351 viewsKropotkin123

Inflation is 10% on 10:27 - Aug 17 by Lord_Lucan

Unless your future wife has got her mind set on a big do I would advise to cancel it, get married in a registry office and go down the pub.

Whatever you were going to spend on a wedding, spend it on yourself instead.


Wise words

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Inflation is 10% on 18:24 - Aug 17 with 306 viewsOldsmoker

Xmas is cancelled!




My grandma is dead so no blanket!



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Inflation is 10% on 18:41 - Aug 17 with 288 viewsLord_Lucan

Inflation is 10% on 16:00 - Aug 17 by Kropotkin123

Wise words


I met my Mrs in 1983 and finally married her in 2008.

I didn't tell my kids or my parents. I got married in a registry office in Ipswich and spent my wedding night in The Racecourse pub as we spent many years in there when we were younger and it was due to close for good the following day.

I emailed my kids and parents that we were married once we had our ceremony in India - complete with an elephant, which won me many brownie points.

My parents were very happy but my kids were a bit p1ssed off that we kept it a secret.

Why people spend £thousands on a wedding is completely beyond me.

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