| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface 13:00 - Apr 20 with 927 views | Miaow |
Cracking name. |  |
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| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:01 - Apr 20 with 900 views | SE1blue |
Shouldn’t take long to think of a chant. |  |
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| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:01 - Apr 20 with 902 views | Keno |
Alan!!!
What were his parents thinking |  |
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| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:05 - Apr 20 with 811 views | FromReuserWithLove |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:01 - Apr 20 by Keno |
Alan!!!
What were his parents thinking |
"...but everyone calls me Alan." |  | | |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:05 - Apr 20 with 808 views | Miaow |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:01 - Apr 20 by Keno |
Alan!!!
What were his parents thinking |
Born in 2006 so he was obviously named after Alan Lee. | |
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| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:11 - Apr 20 with 748 views | urbanpenguin |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:01 - Apr 20 by SE1blue |
Shouldn’t take long to think of a chant. |
Is it pronounced Bonny-face (like French) or Bonny-fatch-eh (like Italian)? |  | | |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:13 - Apr 20 with 714 views | AlanRetentive |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:01 - Apr 20 by Keno |
Alan!!!
What were his parents thinking |
It is difficult to answer that question without being fully appraised of what they were doing and how they were doing it at the time of his conception.
There are many charismatic Alans in this world with magnetic personalities; one only has to think in football terms of Alan Shearer and Alan Hansen. Then of course there is my good self, and I have often been described as someone whose arrival at parties brings an extraordinary and entirely different atmosphere, which is why I perhaps do not get invited to quite so many these days. |  |
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| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:16 - Apr 20 with 677 views | urbanpenguin |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:11 - Apr 20 by urbanpenguin |
Is it pronounced Bonny-face (like French) or Bonny-fatch-eh (like Italian)? |
Whichever you can use GaGa - if it's FACE - then you can use Poker Face, and if it's THATCH-EH then you can use Alejandro | | | |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:24 - Apr 20 with 606 views | thorpedo |
You Can Call Me Al.... |  |
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| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:29 - Apr 20 with 556 views | SE1blue |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:16 - Apr 20 by urbanpenguin |
Whichever you can use GaGa - if it's FACE - then you can use Poker Face, and if it's THATCH-EH then you can use Alejandro |
From Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
You're my little Boniface
My coo-chi, coo-chi, woo-chi little Boniface
Every time I look at you I sigh
And you're my little teddy bear
My lovey lovey dovey little teddy bear
You're the apfel strudel of mine eye
Your chu-chi woo-chi nose
Your chu-chi woo-chi eyes
They set my heart a flutter
Your ooo-chi coo-chi ways
Your ooo-chi coo-chi gaze
Wilts me down like meltings butter
You're my little Boniface
And you're my teddy bear! | |
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| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:30 - Apr 20 with 544 views | monkeymagic |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:13 - Apr 20 by AlanRetentive |
It is difficult to answer that question without being fully appraised of what they were doing and how they were doing it at the time of his conception.
There are many charismatic Alans in this world with magnetic personalities; one only has to think in football terms of Alan Shearer and Alan Hansen. Then of course there is my good self, and I have often been described as someone whose arrival at parties brings an extraordinary and entirely different atmosphere, which is why I perhaps do not get invited to quite so many these days. |
I am an Alan too.
Interestingly, before we met, my wife had a goldfish called Alan.
I have other equally riveting anecdotes that I can share another time. |  | | |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:43 - Apr 20 with 459 views | franz_tyson |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:11 - Apr 20 by urbanpenguin |
Is it pronounced Bonny-face (like French) or Bonny-fatch-eh (like Italian)? |
Bonny-face, but with a Geordie accent.
"Aye, pet, he's some adonis... with his bonny face" | | | |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:44 - Apr 20 with 454 views | Scuzzer |
| Somtochukwu Alan Udochukwu Boniface on 13:01 - Apr 20 by Keno |
Alan!!!
What were his parents thinking |
The same as mine were. |  |
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