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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 22:58 - Jun 29 with 27320 viewsSitfcB



What a stale ole world it is becoming.

COYB
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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 20:00 - Jul 1 with 1458 viewsChris_ITFC

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:34 - Jul 1 by EEJB

Surely if posters didn't reply to him, then the thread would just die?

The people constantly arguing are just as guilty as he is.

"I want the last word"

"No! I want the last word"

"But this is the internet, it's really important that I have the last word"

"But I think you are wrong and I am right, so I must have the last word"

etc.


This. These monster threads always remind me how rational and stable I am.

I find it incomprehensible. There are so many options - ignore / block / let it go / rise above / grow up / get on with life - but they endlessly choose to bite and argue. I think they just enjoy it.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 20:02 - Jul 1 with 1436 viewswaveneyblue

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:56 - Jul 1 by SE1blue

Which cheese best represents your mood when reading this thread?

1. Cheddar (Sharp, but hanging in there)
You’re alert. You’re paying attention. Maybe even contributing. But you’re just salty enough to want it to end soon.

2.Brie (Soft, oozy, mildly concerned)
You started this thread composed. Now you're slowly losing structural integrity and questioning your life choices.

3. Blue Cheese (Funky, confused, oddly passionate)
You don't really know what’s going on anymore, but you're invested in a weird, smelly way. Possibly hallucinating formatting errors.

4. String Cheese (Desperate for escape)
You’re fraying. You want out. You're pulling yourself apart one string at a time while pretending to participate.

5.Parmesan (Hard, unyielding, emotionally distant)
You've gone full apathy. You’re the hardened veteran. You post, but you feel nothing. You're just here for the drama.

6. Cottage Cheese (Disorganized but trying)
Your thoughts are all over the place. You’re trying to stay relevant but keep spilling onto unrelated tangents (like this cheese poll).

7. Goat Cheese (Unexpectedly emotional)
You didn’t expect to feel this strongly about TWTD posters, but here we are. You’re crying. It’s beautiful.

8. Velveeta (Artificially calm, dead inside)
You’re holding it together with the emotional equivalent of processed cheese. On the outside: smooth. Inside: chaos.
[Post edited 1 Jul 20:03]


Definitely Blue (3)

But appreciate I am rather invested in this.

Its hard work answering 4 or 5 of them, i would love a bit of blue with a nice port
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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 20:06 - Jul 1 with 1412 viewsRyorry

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:56 - Jul 1 by SE1blue

Which cheese best represents your mood when reading this thread?

1. Cheddar (Sharp, but hanging in there)
You’re alert. You’re paying attention. Maybe even contributing. But you’re just salty enough to want it to end soon.

2.Brie (Soft, oozy, mildly concerned)
You started this thread composed. Now you're slowly losing structural integrity and questioning your life choices.

3. Blue Cheese (Funky, confused, oddly passionate)
You don't really know what’s going on anymore, but you're invested in a weird, smelly way. Possibly hallucinating formatting errors.

4. String Cheese (Desperate for escape)
You’re fraying. You want out. You're pulling yourself apart one string at a time while pretending to participate.

5.Parmesan (Hard, unyielding, emotionally distant)
You've gone full apathy. You’re the hardened veteran. You post, but you feel nothing. You're just here for the drama.

6. Cottage Cheese (Disorganized but trying)
Your thoughts are all over the place. You’re trying to stay relevant but keep spilling onto unrelated tangents (like this cheese poll).

7. Goat Cheese (Unexpectedly emotional)
You didn’t expect to feel this strongly about TWTD posters, but here we are. You’re crying. It’s beautiful.

8. Velveeta (Artificially calm, dead inside)
You’re holding it together with the emotional equivalent of processed cheese. On the outside: smooth. Inside: chaos.
[Post edited 1 Jul 20:03]


Shocking that you’ve left out the vegan coconut cheese option

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 20:08 - Jul 1 with 1398 viewsBigalhunter

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:56 - Jul 1 by waveneyblue

Thanks for your fake concern, but there's no need.

Im really happy and in a tip top place.

Its strange, but I only seem to be bothering a select few

But bless you for making the effort, again....


Well, as long you’re alright then I guess it’s ok for you to play for a bit longer.

Try not to run around in the sun for too long though, you know how puce and crotchety you get..
[Post edited 1 Jul 20:10]

Three down….just two more to go..(WhatsApp Group, July 2025)
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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 20:12 - Jul 1 with 1379 viewswaveneyblue

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 20:08 - Jul 1 by Bigalhunter

Well, as long you’re alright then I guess it’s ok for you to play for a bit longer.

Try not to run around in the sun for too long though, you know how puce and crotchety you get..
[Post edited 1 Jul 20:10]


Belittling, sarcastic, unpleasant... I think the heat might be getting to you sweetheart.

Perhaps you need a nap.
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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 20:22 - Jul 1 with 1353 viewsSwailsey

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:44 - Jul 1 by MK1

I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers.


I want you to know this isn’t going unnoticed, and is appreciated.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 20:38 - Jul 1 with 1307 viewsBigalhunter

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 20:12 - Jul 1 by waveneyblue

Belittling, sarcastic, unpleasant... I think the heat might be getting to you sweetheart.

Perhaps you need a nap.


I’m not your sweetheart, you’re just a clumsy two night stand whilst the grandkids play up.

I’m hoping we can forget we ever had this awkward fumble once your husband/partner/significant other/responsible adult turns up to reclaim you.
[Post edited 1 Jul 20:44]

Three down….just two more to go..(WhatsApp Group, July 2025)
Poll: September 2025. Which one?

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 20:49 - Jul 1 with 1263 viewswaveneyblue

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 20:38 - Jul 1 by Bigalhunter

I’m not your sweetheart, you’re just a clumsy two night stand whilst the grandkids play up.

I’m hoping we can forget we ever had this awkward fumble once your husband/partner/significant other/responsible adult turns up to reclaim you.
[Post edited 1 Jul 20:44]


Erm yeah.

Stay out of the sun 🌞
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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 21:05 - Jul 1 with 1224 viewsWeWereZombies

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:56 - Jul 1 by SE1blue

Which cheese best represents your mood when reading this thread?

1. Cheddar (Sharp, but hanging in there)
You’re alert. You’re paying attention. Maybe even contributing. But you’re just salty enough to want it to end soon.

2.Brie (Soft, oozy, mildly concerned)
You started this thread composed. Now you're slowly losing structural integrity and questioning your life choices.

3. Blue Cheese (Funky, confused, oddly passionate)
You don't really know what’s going on anymore, but you're invested in a weird, smelly way. Possibly hallucinating formatting errors.

4. String Cheese (Desperate for escape)
You’re fraying. You want out. You're pulling yourself apart one string at a time while pretending to participate.

5.Parmesan (Hard, unyielding, emotionally distant)
You've gone full apathy. You’re the hardened veteran. You post, but you feel nothing. You're just here for the drama.

6. Cottage Cheese (Disorganized but trying)
Your thoughts are all over the place. You’re trying to stay relevant but keep spilling onto unrelated tangents (like this cheese poll).

7. Goat Cheese (Unexpectedly emotional)
You didn’t expect to feel this strongly about TWTD posters, but here we are. You’re crying. It’s beautiful.

8. Velveeta (Artificially calm, dead inside)
You’re holding it together with the emotional equivalent of processed cheese. On the outside: smooth. Inside: chaos.
[Post edited 1 Jul 20:03]


I don't think the variety of cheese matters just so long as there are Ritz crackers...

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 22:03 - Jul 1 with 1147 viewsTheBlueGnu

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 21:05 - Jul 1 by WeWereZombies

I don't think the variety of cheese matters just so long as there are Ritz crackers...


The purveyor of all of the listed fine cheeses is none other than the Charles Hawtry Cheese and Biscuit Company, based in Barnardiston.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 22:12 - Jul 1 with 1119 viewsWeWereZombies

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 22:03 - Jul 1 by TheBlueGnu

The purveyor of all of the listed fine cheeses is none other than the Charles Hawtry Cheese and Biscuit Company, based in Barnardiston.


That's crackers and you know it...

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 22:13 - Jul 1 with 1113 viewsTheBlueGnu

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 22:12 - Jul 1 by WeWereZombies

That's crackers and you know it...


Fair comment !

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 22:15 - Jul 1 with 1109 viewswitchdoctor

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 17:39 - Jul 1 by Libero

Do you often have challenges following conversations? Or just when it serves your political purpose. 😂


ha ha ha…I can assure you I’m the least political person on here….Unlike you and your cronies…
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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 22:20 - Jul 1 with 1099 viewsSwailsey

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 22:15 - Jul 1 by witchdoctor

ha ha ha…I can assure you I’m the least political person on here….Unlike you and your cronies…


Then why are you posting on a thread which is now largely about politics? And why be nasty?

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 22:28 - Jul 1 with 1080 viewsSitfcB

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:34 - Jul 1 by EEJB

Surely if posters didn't reply to him, then the thread would just die?

The people constantly arguing are just as guilty as he is.

"I want the last word"

"No! I want the last word"

"But this is the internet, it's really important that I have the last word"

"But I think you are wrong and I am right, so I must have the last word"

etc.


Herby will definitely want the last word. As per. The right word of course, the only correct opinion.

COYB
Poll: What will today’s 10 pager be
Blog: [Blog] One Year On

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 22:47 - Jul 1 with 1029 viewspositivity

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 22:15 - Jul 1 by witchdoctor

ha ha ha…I can assure you I’m the least political person on here….Unlike you and your cronies…


don't be daft, j2blue is the most balanced poster on here!

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 04:30 - Jul 2 with 851 viewsBenters

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:23 - Jul 1 by MK1

I worry about ridiculous things, like how does the guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning?


If it’s anything like in the films he drives it home of course.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 06:11 - Jul 2 with 814 viewswitchdoctor

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 22:20 - Jul 1 by Swailsey

Then why are you posting on a thread which is now largely about politics? And why be nasty?


nasty?…ha ha ha…
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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 06:44 - Jul 2 with 771 viewsTheBlueGnu

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 04:30 - Jul 2 by Benters

If it’s anything like in the films he drives it home of course.


I am the Mayor of Depden Green, and I have a cat called Wilf.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 07:11 - Jul 2 with 717 viewsWallingford_Boy

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 23:37 - Jun 29 by TresBonne

I give this thread around a 24hr shelf life.


Well you got that wrong!

RIP Sir Bobby

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 10:05 - Jul 2 with 550 viewsTheBlueGnu

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 07:11 - Jul 2 by Wallingford_Boy

Well you got that wrong!


How many Chevington-based Orangery-Assistants does it take to change a light-bulb ?

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