| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 14:35 - Jul 1 with 1611 views | positivity |
sitters is the official arbiter, pm him to be safe! |  |
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 14:45 - Jul 1 with 1575 views | JakeITFC |
Have you heard the one about the female IDF soldier trying to park a car? |  | | |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 15:06 - Jul 1 with 1494 views | Herbivore |
German sausage jokes are the wurst. |  |
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 15:17 - Jul 1 with 1468 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
I was visiting Liverpool and decided to have a nosey in the Anfield shop. You'd be amazed at the tat they brand with Liverpool FC. There was even a Liverpool FC perfume.
It was called You've Never Worn Cologne. |  |
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 15:23 - Jul 1 with 1431 views | BasingstokeBlue |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 15:17 - Jul 1 by The_Flashing_Smile |
I was visiting Liverpool and decided to have a nosey in the Anfield shop. You'd be amazed at the tat they brand with Liverpool FC. There was even a Liverpool FC perfume.
It was called You've Never Worn Cologne. |
Not really an International Joke, is it? |  |
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 15:35 - Jul 1 with 1393 views | BlueBoots |
I'll tell you what always make me throw up - a dartboard on the ceiling |  |
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 15:45 - Jul 1 with 1347 views | Herbivore |
Did you hear the one about the fire at the French cheese factory? The only thing left was de brie. | |
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 15:49 - Jul 1 with 1335 views | Keno |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 15:45 - Jul 1 by Herbivore |
Did you hear the one about the fire at the French cheese factory? The only thing left was de brie. |
There is the one about the WW2 spitfire pilot who was surrounded German planes and complained on the radio that the Dornier's were everywhere |  |
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 16:01 - Jul 1 with 1290 views | OldFart71 |
Did you hear about the Spanish fireman who had two children ? He called the first one Jos'e and the second one hose B. | | | |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 16:02 - Jul 1 with 1282 views | Herbivore |
What do you call a lactose intolerant Mexican? No whey José. | |
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 16:23 - Jul 1 with 1221 views | WeWereZombies |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 16:02 - Jul 1 by Herbivore |
What do you call a lactose intolerant Mexican? No whey José. |
Why can't cattle hang ten ?
They lack toes... |  |
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 16:53 - Jul 1 with 1184 views | WickhamsLeftBoot |
I used to be addicted to soap. I’m clean now. |  | | |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 17:18 - Jul 1 with 1147 views | BlueBadger |
I remember I once worked a nightshift in the depths of winter in which we admitted a case of severe hyposthermia.
Turns out his core temperature was -273.15C.
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 18:09 - Jul 1 with 1060 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 14:45 - Jul 1 by JakeITFC |
Have you heard the one about the female IDF soldier trying to park a car? |
Someone told her the space was already occupied, but she carried on anyway. | | | |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 18:11 - Jul 1 with 1068 views | tazdac |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 16:53 - Jul 1 by WickhamsLeftBoot |
I used to be addicted to soap. I’m clean now. |
I was addicted to brake fluid, but I could stop anytime! ;o) | | | |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 18:13 - Jul 1 with 1051 views | tazdac |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 15:06 - Jul 1 by Herbivore |
German sausage jokes are the wurst. |
I have a phobia of German sausage, I fear the Wurst! ;o) | | | |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 18:34 - Jul 1 with 1021 views | Hugoagogo_Reborn |
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable....
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire. |  | | |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 18:56 - Jul 1 with 960 views | Guthrum |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 18:34 - Jul 1 by Hugoagogo_Reborn |
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable....
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire. |
On the gravy train. |  |
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 20:15 - Jul 1 with 828 views | Meadowlark |
I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. Every night I try to to sleep but end up wondering if there's a dog? |  | | |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 20:17 - Jul 1 with 821 views | Herbivore |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 18:13 - Jul 1 by tazdac |
I have a phobia of German sausage, I fear the Wurst! ;o) |
I have a phobia of German numbers, the only thing I fear is vier itself. | |
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 20:29 - Jul 1 with 796 views | You_Bloo_Right |
Went to the doctor's the other day.
"Hello YBR, I haven't seen you for a while."
"No doctor, I've been ill."
T. Cooper Nineteen sixty something. |  |
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 20:57 - Jul 1 with 759 views | Meadowlark |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 20:29 - Jul 1 by You_Bloo_Right |
Went to the doctor's the other day.
"Hello YBR, I haven't seen you for a while."
"No doctor, I've been ill."
T. Cooper Nineteen sixty something. |
I was thinking Terry Cooper? Not known for jokes was he....? | | | |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 21:06 - Jul 1 with 739 views | tazdac |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 20:17 - Jul 1 by Herbivore |
I have a phobia of German numbers, the only thing I fear is vier itself. |
I asked my German friend if he knew what 5+4 is? He said no ;o) | | | |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 21:07 - Jul 1 with 735 views | WeWereZombies |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 20:15 - Jul 1 by Meadowlark |
I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. Every night I try to to sleep but end up wondering if there's a dog? |
No such concerns for me, I'm an atheist...thank God. | |
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| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 21:33 - Jul 1 with 685 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| Ironically, it's International Joke Day on 20:57 - Jul 1 by Meadowlark |
I was thinking Terry Cooper? Not known for jokes was he....? |
Very big on the Yorkshire club cicuit.
Made his debut at Swarcliffe WMC and despite a bit of a nasty review in the Yorkshire Evening Post by fledgling journalist M Parkinson went down a storm with the regular clientele. A comic very much in the Les Dawson mode.
Of course all that was off season and his prowess on the football field means that is how he is largely remembered. But for those in LS14 privileged to see his performance he will remain a comedian of the highest calibre. | |
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