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I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off 07:40 - Mar 9 with 2697 views

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Benters

I’d rather not thanks,that sounds like a hell hole of a lefty bumfest to me

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I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 07:49 - Mar 9 by Benters
I’d rather not thanks,that sounds like a hell hole of a lefty bumfest to me

Could you build one under your village green and invite all TWTDs to see out the end of the world with you before emerging to repopulate the planet?

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DJR

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 08:58 - Mar 9 by Keno
Could you build one under your village green and invite all TWTDs to see out the end of the world with you before emerging to repopulate the planet?

I think we may be a bit short when it comes to females both generally and of child-bearing age.

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I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 09:25 - Mar 9 with 1419 views

Whos_blue

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 08:58 - Mar 9 by Keno
Could you build one under your village green and invite all TWTDs to see out the end of the world with you before emerging to repopulate the planet?

Benters could be the next Dave Lister.

"Look, I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see?"

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 09:25 - Mar 9 with 1415 views

Whos_blue

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 07:49 - Mar 9 by Benters
I’d rather not thanks,that sounds like a hell hole of a lefty bumfest to me

Lefty bumfest?

Where do I sign up Dubbers?

"Look, I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see?"

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 09:26 - Mar 9 with 1408 views

leitrimblue

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 07:49 - Mar 9 by Benters
I’d rather not thanks,that sounds like a hell hole of a lefty bumfest to me

Come on mate, we're gonna need a fluffer

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 09:36 - Mar 9 with 1373 views

Dubtractor

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 09:25 - Mar 9 by Whos_blue
Lefty bumfest? Where do I sign up Dubbers?

Tbh, I think the nuclear apocalypse will be a post politics world in my bunker.

Basic rules for applicants:

No politics
No undue negativity about itfc
Battenburg is allowed, but not encouraged
I'm in charge of the stereo
You'll need to park at Gatwick, then make your way here

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baxterbasics

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 09:36 - Mar 9 by Dubtractor
Tbh, I think the nuclear apocalypse will be a post politics world in my bunker. Basic rules for applicants: No politics No undue negativity about itfc Battenburg is allowed, but not encouraged I'm in charge of the stereo You'll need to park at Gatwick, then make your way here

Parking aside, I think I can go with this.

Will this bunker be central to Ipswich? Hopefully the 66 bus still runs when the time comes.

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I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 10:47 - Mar 9 with 1240 views

Benters

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 08:58 - Mar 9 by Keno
Could you build one under your village green and invite all TWTDs to see out the end of the world with you before emerging to repopulate the planet?

Have you seen the size of Benters village green !

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Benters

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 09:26 - Mar 9 by leitrimblue
Come on mate, we're gonna need a fluffer

I will warm my hands up for you Patrick.

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OldFart71

Only fools nuclear bunker episode. Rodney says " The City will be infected by sub human mutants dragging their knuckles along the ground" Del Boy says" Sounds like Stamford Bridge after a bad result"

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 11:05 - Mar 9 with 1211 views

bluelagos

If they could please wait til I get home before the first nukes, that would be appreciated.

#stranded in Sri Lanka but hopefully on an overnight flight in a few hours :-)
#Airlines are parasites
#Firstworldproblems

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MattinLondon

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 09:36 - Mar 9 by Dubtractor
Tbh, I think the nuclear apocalypse will be a post politics world in my bunker. Basic rules for applicants: No politics No undue negativity about itfc Battenburg is allowed, but not encouraged I'm in charge of the stereo You'll need to park at Gatwick, then make your way here

What’s the policy on lager? If it’s going to be a real ale w@nkfest I’d rather burn in the fires of the nuclear apocalypse

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 11:09 - Mar 9 with 1204 views

Swansea_Blue

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 11:05 - Mar 9 by bluelagos
If they could please wait til I get home before the first nukes, that would be appreciated. #stranded in Sri Lanka but hopefully on an overnight flight in a few hours :-) #Airlines are parasites #Firstworldproblems

I’ve always fancied a trip to Sri Lanka. Can you wangle it so you’re stranded for a couple more weeks and make the most of it?

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Whos_blue

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 09:36 - Mar 9 by Dubtractor
Tbh, I think the nuclear apocalypse will be a post politics world in my bunker. Basic rules for applicants: No politics No undue negativity about itfc Battenburg is allowed, but not encouraged I'm in charge of the stereo You'll need to park at Gatwick, then make your way here

Firm but fair rules for a brand new world Dubbers.

Will Phil still be the final arbiter of who is in and who is out if any of those rules are broken?

"Look, I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see?"

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 11:36 - Mar 9 with 1169 views

Herbivore

Will there be enough bumming for it to be considered a fest of bumming down there or will the bumming be more moderate? Asking for a friend.

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bluelagos

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 11:09 - Mar 9 by Swansea_Blue
I’ve always fancied a trip to Sri Lanka. Can you wangle it so you’re stranded for a couple more weeks and make the most of it?

Already been here 4 weeks ffs. Visa runs out soon, though the local govt apparently gave everyone an extra 2 weeks (unconfirmed but rumoured)

There's been an oil spill too, plus rescued sailors and one Iranian ship docked and surrendered.

Petrol panic buying and now gas panic buying too.

Lovely place but in an inter connected world plenty of locals will be missing out on an income as tourists can't or won't visit via. Middle East.

Would imagine similar issues.in Thailand, Bali, Maldives etc. are possible.

Still, Iran war must all be sorted now, i saw Hesgeth ranting the other day so presume it's all over now...

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leitrimblue

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 10:49 - Mar 9 by Benters
I will warm my hands up for you Patrick.

A gentleman as always

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Dubtractor

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 11:33 - Mar 9 by Whos_blue
Firm but fair rules for a brand new world Dubbers. Will Phil still be the final arbiter of who is in and who is out if any of those rules are broken?

Depends if he passes the admissions test tbh.

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Dubtractor

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 11:06 - Mar 9 by MattinLondon
What’s the policy on lager? If it’s going to be a real ale w@nkfest I’d rather burn in the fires of the nuclear apocalypse

In this end of days scenario, I think people will be allowed their liquor (or other substance) of choice.

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leitrimblue

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 11:06 - Mar 9 by MattinLondon
What’s the policy on lager? If it’s going to be a real ale w@nkfest I’d rather burn in the fires of the nuclear apocalypse

Also is there a designated smoking area and can I bring the bong?

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bluelagos

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 12:10 - Mar 9 by Dubtractor
In this end of days scenario, I think people will be allowed their liquor (or other substance) of choice.

Yeah, but surely no lager n lime?

#Saynotococktails

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leitrimblue

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 12:24 - Mar 9 by bluelagos
Yeah, but surely no lager n lime? #Saynotococktails

Obviously lager and lime is a shocker and shouldn't be drunk by anyone sane. But never thought about it being considered a cocktail til now.
Does that mean Shandy Bass was a genuine cocktail?
What about snakebite?

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Dubtractor

I think i might build a bunker in my garden for when WW3 fully kicks off on 12:33 - Mar 9 by leitrimblue
Obviously lager and lime is a shocker and shouldn't be drunk by anyone sane. But never thought about it being considered a cocktail til now. Does that mean Shandy Bass was a genuine cocktail? What about snakebite?

Shandy Bass and Top Deck were basically gateway drugs, weren't they?

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