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Players who were rubbish but you liked 10:25 - May 23 with 2385 viewsChurchman

His name cropped up on another thread. I give you dear old Frank Nouble. He’s 34 now and had a long professional career which is let’s face it, a real achievement.

However for us in the Championship he was truly hopeless. Big, fast, eager. Like a puppy off the lead in the park, off he’d go. Nobody knew where and you always hoped somebody would tell him which end to head for. On one occasion he was put through just over the half way line. And after half a dozen paces heading for goal………fell over. We laughed.

Frank was such an endearing character and you had no idea what he was going to do next. When he warmed up as sub, ‘here comes Frank’ would be shouted. ‘The answer to our prayers’’go get em Frank, they’re terrified’ and so on.

4 goals in 56 appearances. Let’s be honest, he wasn’t the best forward I’ve ever seen, but he was worth the entrance money.

The other one I liked was Gus Uhlenbeek. Never seen anything like it. Built like a middleweight, ran like a rhino with toothache. Sadly, straight ahead was his only option. On the charge he was virtually unstoppable. Thank god there was a stand at either end otherwise he’s still be going.

At the end of the charge would come the cannonball shot. Like a flippin missile. Would it decapitate somebody in the crowd? Where in the stand would it go? Would it go over the roof to Coes? One thing for sure, the net was rarely an option.

I really enjoyed watching Gus. He was pretty terrible really, but I see he made 94 appearances for us and scored as many as dear old Frank, so maybe I’m being harsh.
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 12:29 - May 23 with 628 viewsTrequartista

Uhlenbeek was fast and tore down the wing delivering random crosses. That gets you quite a way nowadays where athleticism is king.

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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 12:35 - May 23 with 608 viewsHighgateBlue

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 11:56 - May 23 by Herbivore

World Cup semi-finalist Boncho Genchev was definitely not rubbish.


Came on for (Ballon d'Or winner) Stoichkov I believe?

Now Hristo was quite the player, but never scored an overhead kick against Blackburn at Portman Road as far as I can remember...
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 13:32 - May 23 with 541 viewsEwan_Oozami

Sito Castro.....

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 13:44 - May 23 with 522 viewsBasuco

Veliče Šumulikoski, he tried so hard but just was not quite up to it, but I loved the effort he put in.
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 13:56 - May 23 with 498 viewsRayleighBlue

Jaime Peters
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 14:01 - May 23 with 494 viewsFtnfwest

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 11:43 - May 23 by wkj

Larsen Touré, say what you like about the guy but he tried really hard to be a positive character off the field and from what I heard he was one who did a lot to help create a positive dressing room.
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Especially Doncaster away
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 14:14 - May 23 with 470 viewsPlums

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 14:01 - May 23 by Ftnfwest

Especially Doncaster away


One of the highlights of that era of ITFC (there weren't many)

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 15:24 - May 23 with 404 viewsrunaround

Myles Kenlock. He came from a similar part of South London as me
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 15:56 - May 23 with 375 viewsChurchman

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 11:10 - May 23 by Leaky

Manuel Thetis. Scored a cracker at WBA


I forgot about Thetis! Good shout.
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 15:58 - May 23 with 375 viewsWolfieAtTheBack

Larsen Touré he had played a decent few games in France at L1 level and played Europa league football, then he came to Town...

Fell over corner flag and put the ball out for a goal kick, never to seen again.

Halcyon Times.
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 16:02 - May 23 with 357 viewsVaughan8

Gus Uhlenbeek is the one for me though he wasn't too bad. He just used to forget the pitch ran out at some point......

Also I'm sure he throw it out for a corner once too?
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 16:02 - May 23 with 356 viewsmuhrensleftfoot

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 13:44 - May 23 by Basuco

Veliče Šumulikoski, he tried so hard but just was not quite up to it, but I loved the effort he put in.


The Macedonian Steven Gerrard, or so we were told
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 18:13 - May 23 with 275 viewsAlberto_the_frog

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 11:08 - May 23 by muhrensleftfoot

Boncho Genchev - always felt there was a brilliant skilful player there, but it never quite happened.


Skillful he wasn't. But he gave his all.

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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 18:14 - May 23 with 272 viewsThe_Major

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 12:35 - May 23 by HighgateBlue

Came on for (Ballon d'Or winner) Stoichkov I believe?

Now Hristo was quite the player, but never scored an overhead kick against Blackburn at Portman Road as far as I can remember...


Problem was, after that, poor old Bontcho tried to do that every game. You'd see the ball heading his way and rather just tap it in, he'd immediately turn his back to goal and try to do his Blackburn thing again.
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 18:17 - May 23 with 261 viewsAlberto_the_frog

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 11:56 - May 23 by Herbivore

World Cup semi-finalist Boncho Genchev was definitely not rubbish.


He was a bit, but I liked him. Poor man's Stockwell. Or even Tabb!

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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 18:57 - May 23 with 226 viewsellaandred

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 16:02 - May 23 by muhrensleftfoot

The Macedonian Steven Gerrard, or so we were told


He wasn't that bad :-)
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 18:58 - May 23 with 225 viewsSamWhiteUK

Big Frank CL4CK is the only player I've ever seen go into a tackle and burst the ball
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 19:09 - May 23 with 212 viewsjasondozzell

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 12:21 - May 23 by burnbudgiesburn

Bit harsh this one maybe but .... Macauley Bonne

Very limited, was at the peak of his powers for half a season with us and actually didn't do badly at all.

You could tell he loved wearing the shirt and that he got a chance here. I will look back fondly at his time, and his like was very much needed in trying to bond with a complete new set of players after the bomb squad.

I do still shudder there were quite a few Town fans who said we should have stumped up QPR's asking price of £2m


Loved Bonne

Scored some cracking goals

And the Sheffield Wednesday thing was brilliant
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 19:14 - May 23 with 206 viewsAYACCA

King Gus, forever my most favourite player. The crowd would all stand as Gus would gallop down the wing. Uhlenbeek Uhlenbeek running down the wing.

Great memories of a better time
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 19:38 - May 23 with 187 viewstetchris

Sixto Peralta, could dribble but that was about it but when he was good he was good and when he was bad he was pants
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 22:14 - May 23 with 98 viewsjudespiveyg

Ali Al-Hamadi. Runs around like a headless chicken, worst penalty taker I've ever seen, limited technical ability but on a few occasions in the second half of 23/24 he really did cause a bit of mayhem, Bristol City at home springs to mind. Also gave his absolute all every time he played for us. Would have loved him to have got a Premier League goal, but looking back its incredible that we were bringing him on for Liam Delap regularly in the first half of 24/25.

I survived Ipswich 0-0 Burton

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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 00:06 - May 24 with 52 viewsmrfixit426

Louie Donowa. Ran the channels tirelessly for John Duncan. Absolutely no end product at all, but would occasionally burst into life and leave two defenders in his wake.
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 00:50 - May 24 with 27 viewsCoastalblue

It would be unfair to call him rubbish as he was very skilful and decent with a dead ball too, but if Darren Currie even had enough pace to beat a four year old in a foot race he would have been some player.

Forced to beat the same defender multiple times as the guy would just recover, jog past him and then defend against him again.

I loved him.

No idea when I began here, was a very long time ago. Previously known as Spirit_of_81. Love cheese, hate the colour of it, this is why it requires some blue in it.
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