| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars 20:11 - Nov 26 with 1931 views | Keno |
what would you you say?
I mean the Armstrong bloke did ok when he stepped on the moon/film studio floor (delete as applicable) so what you say as you step off The Robson Mars Lander?
Me .....
"oh hello, what the hell are you doing here" |  |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:13 - Nov 26 with 1916 views | SpruceMoose |
Something about Mick and the Numbskulls.
Good name for a band there too. |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:16 - Nov 26 with 1899 views | jeera |
Where do I point this camera? |  |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:17 - Nov 26 with 1894 views | Ryorry |
"So where can I buy a Bar then?" |  |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:24 - Nov 26 with 1881 views | Keno |
| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:16 - Nov 26 by jeera |
Where do I point this camera? |
if you bend over and angle it just right you can see Uranus | |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:25 - Nov 26 with 1876 views | Ewan_Oozami |
"I'm starving, where's the nearest Nando's?" |  |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:26 - Nov 26 with 1873 views | jeera |
| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:24 - Nov 26 by Keno |
if you bend over and angle it just right you can see Uranus |
And the Insight probe? | |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:30 - Nov 26 with 1865 views | factual_blue |
Oh - I didn't know I needed a visa. |  |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:31 - Nov 26 with 1863 views | jeera |
| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:30 - Nov 26 by factual_blue |
Oh - I didn't know I needed a visa. |
You do since Martiexit. | |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:32 - Nov 26 with 1861 views | factual_blue |
| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:31 - Nov 26 by jeera |
You do since Martiexit. |
Alternative answer:
Look! There's a lawman, beating up the wrong guy. | |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:37 - Nov 26 with 1854 views | Illinoisblue |
"Ah, Elvis, there you are..." |  |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:39 - Nov 26 with 1852 views | homer_123 |
Now that's what I call Brexit. |  |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:44 - Nov 26 with 1845 views | XYZ |
Hello. Can you recommend a good brand of instant mashed potato? |  | | |
| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 20:57 - Nov 26 with 1826 views | EJP |
"You know this is all green screen and CGI right?" |  | | |
| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 21:07 - Nov 26 with 1811 views | hoppy |
"Where's the cheese?" |  |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 21:16 - Nov 26 with 1803 views | J2BLUE |
"Why did you bastards force me to come here? I want to go back, I WANT TO GO BACK. F**k you NASA you bunch of ***** I will ******* kill you all. **** YOU, **** YOU ALL" |  |
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| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 21:39 - Nov 26 with 1769 views | BloomBlue |
"I'm not going to the pub outside pinewood studios tonight as this hangover is killing me"
Or if you're fooled into thinking they are landing anything on mars then:
"Do we start fracking here or over there?" |  | | |
| Inspired by Jeera - If you the first man on Mars on 22:51 - Nov 26 with 1729 views | Melford |
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