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LinkedIn 08:31 - May 17 with 5005 viewsartsbossbeard

What a cesspit of liars, exaggerators, sycophants and look at me-ers.

The last company I worked with used LinkedIn as a marketing tool and monitored LinkedIn SSL tools for all employee. SSL provides a LinkedIn individual score based on liking peoples' posts, commenting on things and posting/writing articles. We'd get weekly league tables with our score and tips on how to improve.

I've not updated my LinkedIn status since I left, so I still must be appearing on their weekly league table, which amuses me a lot more than it should.

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LinkedIn on 08:36 - May 17 with 3754 viewsfooters

Must say I was impressed with your double first from Oxford and that you were once an astronaut.

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LinkedIn on 08:37 - May 17 with 3753 viewsartsbossbeard

LinkedIn on 08:36 - May 17 by footers

Must say I was impressed with your double first from Oxford and that you were once an astronaut.


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LinkedIn on 08:39 - May 17 with 3738 viewsWD19

Throwing your toys on here is not going to make me any more likely to accept your relentless invitations to connect. #justsaying
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LinkedIn on 08:41 - May 17 with 3720 viewsartsbossbeard

LinkedIn on 08:39 - May 17 by WD19

Throwing your toys on here is not going to make me any more likely to accept your relentless invitations to connect. #justsaying


Think of my stats, please.

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LinkedIn on 08:44 - May 17 with 3710 viewsWD19

LinkedIn on 08:41 - May 17 by artsbossbeard

Think of my stats, please.


I do. Your LinkedIn says you are a perfect 36-24-36, but I am not convinced......
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LinkedIn on 08:45 - May 17 with 3700 viewsMJallday

tbh i like it less than facebook. because it tells girls ive been perving on them.
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LinkedIn on 09:13 - May 17 with 3608 viewsSwansea_Blue

LinkedIn on 08:36 - May 17 by footers

Must say I was impressed with your double first from Oxford and that you were once an astronaut.


A Space Cadet is not the same thing as an astronaut

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LinkedIn on 09:33 - May 17 with 3572 viewsSteveMcCallsTeeth

Thought you were talking about TWTD when l read that first paragraph.
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LinkedIn on 09:41 - May 17 with 3533 viewsBlueBadger

LinkedIn on 09:33 - May 17 by SteveMcCallsTeeth

Thought you were talking about TWTD when l read that first paragraph.


That, or the Brexit Party.

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LinkedIn on 09:49 - May 17 with 3507 viewsfactual_blue

LinkedIn on 08:37 - May 17 by artsbossbeard

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You've just googled 'double first' haven't you?

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LinkedIn on 09:50 - May 17 with 3506 viewsfactual_blue

LinkedIn on 09:41 - May 17 by BlueBadger

That, or the Brexit Party.


massive balls

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LinkedIn on 09:53 - May 17 with 3507 viewsclive_baker

I don't tend to mind 95% of the people on it, just normal folk. But the 'influencers' and the look-at-me virtue signallers wind me up so much. Saw a post recently about a bloke who saw a woman putting $5 of Gas in her car or something and seeing she was hard up filled her tank up for her. Then obviously decided to take a picture of it and post his heroics onto LinkedIn. Virtue signalling and humble brags really winds me up.

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LinkedIn on 09:55 - May 17 with 3490 viewsclive_baker

LinkedIn on 09:49 - May 17 by factual_blue

You've just googled 'double first' haven't you?


Everyone's googled that at some point....


Sorry, I didn't see the 'r'.

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LinkedIn on 09:55 - May 17 with 3491 viewsartsbossbeard

LinkedIn on 09:49 - May 17 by factual_blue

You've just googled 'double first' haven't you?


I mistakenly googled 'double fist' which was quite the eye opener.

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LinkedIn on 09:55 - May 17 with 3484 viewsBlueBadger

LinkedIn on 09:50 - May 17 by factual_blue

massive balls


There's a whole load of their advertising boards cropped up on the lower road to Glemsford/Long Melford/Cavendish/Clare. What should me and my big marker pen add to these beauteous artworks?

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LinkedIn on 10:03 - May 17 with 3454 viewsfactual_blue

LinkedIn on 09:55 - May 17 by BlueBadger

There's a whole load of their advertising boards cropped up on the lower road to Glemsford/Long Melford/Cavendish/Clare. What should me and my big marker pen add to these beauteous artworks?


'We want Jo Cox back'

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LinkedIn on 10:04 - May 17 with 3436 viewsfactual_blue

LinkedIn on 09:55 - May 17 by artsbossbeard

I mistakenly googled 'double fist' which was quite the eye opener.


Based on my reaction to a prostate examination, 'eye opener' would be a very, very mild reaction.

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LinkedIn on 10:04 - May 17 with 3442 viewsSteve_M

LinkedIn on 09:53 - May 17 by clive_baker

I don't tend to mind 95% of the people on it, just normal folk. But the 'influencers' and the look-at-me virtue signallers wind me up so much. Saw a post recently about a bloke who saw a woman putting $5 of Gas in her car or something and seeing she was hard up filled her tank up for her. Then obviously decided to take a picture of it and post his heroics onto LinkedIn. Virtue signalling and humble brags really winds me up.


Pretty much this.

There is also this which captures some of the worst of the lookatme wan kery:

https://twitter.com/StateOfLinkedIn

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LinkedIn on 10:10 - May 17 with 3413 viewsBlueBadger

LinkedIn on 10:03 - May 17 by factual_blue

'We want Jo Cox back'


Ooof!

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LinkedIn on 10:14 - May 17 with 3394 viewsartsbossbeard

LinkedIn on 10:04 - May 17 by Steve_M

Pretty much this.

There is also this which captures some of the worst of the lookatme wan kery:

https://twitter.com/StateOfLinkedIn


I can't read anymore of that. It hurts my eyes.

Cheers for posting though.

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LinkedIn on 10:43 - May 17 with 3337 viewsfactual_blue

LinkedIn on 10:10 - May 17 by BlueBadger

Ooof!


Or a Woody Guthrie reference perhaps?


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LinkedIn on 11:10 - May 17 with 3297 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Ah, so that's why people put such sh1te posts on there.

'Here's a room with people in it looking at a presentation. Super excited for this!'

Tw4ts.

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LinkedIn on 11:16 - May 17 with 3280 viewsReuser_is_God

LinkedIn is very good for keeping up with industry news etc but that's all I really use it for.

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LinkedIn on 11:18 - May 17 with 3273 viewsBlueBadger

LinkedIn on 10:43 - May 17 by factual_blue

Or a Woody Guthrie reference perhaps?



I once bought Mrs Badger a sticker with that on for her ukulele.

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LinkedIn on 11:29 - May 17 with 3246 viewsfactual_blue

LinkedIn on 11:18 - May 17 by BlueBadger

I once bought Mrs Badger a sticker with that on for her ukulele.


I haven't heard 'ukulele' used as a euphemism before.

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