LinkedIn 08:31 - May 17 with 5005 views | artsbossbeard | What a cesspit of liars, exaggerators, sycophants and look at me-ers. The last company I worked with used LinkedIn as a marketing tool and monitored LinkedIn SSL tools for all employee. SSL provides a LinkedIn individual score based on liking peoples' posts, commenting on things and posting/writing articles. We'd get weekly league tables with our score and tips on how to improve. I've not updated my LinkedIn status since I left, so I still must be appearing on their weekly league table, which amuses me a lot more than it should. | |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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LinkedIn on 08:36 - May 17 with 3754 views | footers | Must say I was impressed with your double first from Oxford and that you were once an astronaut. | |
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LinkedIn on 08:37 - May 17 with 3753 views | artsbossbeard |
LinkedIn on 08:36 - May 17 by footers | Must say I was impressed with your double first from Oxford and that you were once an astronaut. |
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| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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LinkedIn on 08:39 - May 17 with 3738 views | WD19 | Throwing your toys on here is not going to make me any more likely to accept your relentless invitations to connect. #justsaying | | | |
LinkedIn on 08:41 - May 17 with 3720 views | artsbossbeard |
LinkedIn on 08:39 - May 17 by WD19 | Throwing your toys on here is not going to make me any more likely to accept your relentless invitations to connect. #justsaying |
Think of my stats, please. | |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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LinkedIn on 08:44 - May 17 with 3710 views | WD19 |
LinkedIn on 08:41 - May 17 by artsbossbeard | Think of my stats, please. |
I do. Your LinkedIn says you are a perfect 36-24-36, but I am not convinced...... | | | |
LinkedIn on 08:45 - May 17 with 3700 views | MJallday | tbh i like it less than facebook. because it tells girls ive been perving on them. [Post edited 17 May 2019 8:46]
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LinkedIn on 09:13 - May 17 with 3608 views | Swansea_Blue |
LinkedIn on 08:36 - May 17 by footers | Must say I was impressed with your double first from Oxford and that you were once an astronaut. |
A Space Cadet is not the same thing as an astronaut | |
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LinkedIn on 09:33 - May 17 with 3572 views | SteveMcCallsTeeth | Thought you were talking about TWTD when l read that first paragraph. | | | | Login to get fewer ads
LinkedIn on 09:41 - May 17 with 3533 views | BlueBadger |
LinkedIn on 09:33 - May 17 by SteveMcCallsTeeth | Thought you were talking about TWTD when l read that first paragraph. |
That, or the Brexit Party. | |
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LinkedIn on 09:49 - May 17 with 3507 views | factual_blue |
You've just googled 'double first' haven't you? | |
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LinkedIn on 09:50 - May 17 with 3506 views | factual_blue |
LinkedIn on 09:41 - May 17 by BlueBadger | That, or the Brexit Party. |
massive balls | |
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LinkedIn on 09:53 - May 17 with 3507 views | clive_baker | I don't tend to mind 95% of the people on it, just normal folk. But the 'influencers' and the look-at-me virtue signallers wind me up so much. Saw a post recently about a bloke who saw a woman putting $5 of Gas in her car or something and seeing she was hard up filled her tank up for her. Then obviously decided to take a picture of it and post his heroics onto LinkedIn. Virtue signalling and humble brags really winds me up. | |
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LinkedIn on 09:55 - May 17 with 3490 views | clive_baker |
LinkedIn on 09:49 - May 17 by factual_blue | You've just googled 'double first' haven't you? |
Everyone's googled that at some point.... Sorry, I didn't see the 'r'. | |
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LinkedIn on 09:55 - May 17 with 3491 views | artsbossbeard |
LinkedIn on 09:49 - May 17 by factual_blue | You've just googled 'double first' haven't you? |
I mistakenly googled 'double fist' which was quite the eye opener. | |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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LinkedIn on 09:55 - May 17 with 3484 views | BlueBadger |
There's a whole load of their advertising boards cropped up on the lower road to Glemsford/Long Melford/Cavendish/Clare. What should me and my big marker pen add to these beauteous artworks? | |
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LinkedIn on 10:03 - May 17 with 3454 views | factual_blue |
LinkedIn on 09:55 - May 17 by BlueBadger | There's a whole load of their advertising boards cropped up on the lower road to Glemsford/Long Melford/Cavendish/Clare. What should me and my big marker pen add to these beauteous artworks? |
'We want Jo Cox back' | |
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LinkedIn on 10:04 - May 17 with 3436 views | factual_blue |
LinkedIn on 09:55 - May 17 by artsbossbeard | I mistakenly googled 'double fist' which was quite the eye opener. |
Based on my reaction to a prostate examination, 'eye opener' would be a very, very mild reaction. | |
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LinkedIn on 10:04 - May 17 with 3442 views | Steve_M |
LinkedIn on 09:53 - May 17 by clive_baker | I don't tend to mind 95% of the people on it, just normal folk. But the 'influencers' and the look-at-me virtue signallers wind me up so much. Saw a post recently about a bloke who saw a woman putting $5 of Gas in her car or something and seeing she was hard up filled her tank up for her. Then obviously decided to take a picture of it and post his heroics onto LinkedIn. Virtue signalling and humble brags really winds me up. |
Pretty much this. There is also this which captures some of the worst of the lookatme wan kery: https://twitter.com/StateOfLinkedIn | |
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LinkedIn on 10:10 - May 17 with 3413 views | BlueBadger |
LinkedIn on 10:03 - May 17 by factual_blue | 'We want Jo Cox back' |
Ooof! | |
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LinkedIn on 10:14 - May 17 with 3394 views | artsbossbeard |
I can't read anymore of that. It hurts my eyes. Cheers for posting though. | |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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LinkedIn on 10:43 - May 17 with 3337 views | factual_blue |
Or a Woody Guthrie reference perhaps? | |
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LinkedIn on 11:10 - May 17 with 3297 views | Marshalls_Mullet | Ah, so that's why people put such sh1te posts on there. 'Here's a room with people in it looking at a presentation. Super excited for this!' Tw4ts. | |
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LinkedIn on 11:16 - May 17 with 3280 views | Reuser_is_God | LinkedIn is very good for keeping up with industry news etc but that's all I really use it for. | |
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LinkedIn on 11:18 - May 17 with 3273 views | BlueBadger |
LinkedIn on 10:43 - May 17 by factual_blue | Or a Woody Guthrie reference perhaps? |
I once bought Mrs Badger a sticker with that on for her ukulele. | |
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LinkedIn on 11:29 - May 17 with 3246 views | factual_blue |
LinkedIn on 11:18 - May 17 by BlueBadger | I once bought Mrs Badger a sticker with that on for her ukulele. |
I haven't heard 'ukulele' used as a euphemism before. | |
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