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These w@nkers are priceless... 08:50 - Mar 24 with 1324 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/mar/23/covid-travel-rules-will-include

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These w@nkers are priceless... on 08:57 - Mar 24 with 1257 viewshomer_123

We are all in it together.

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These w@nkers are priceless... on 09:22 - Mar 24 with 1201 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

These w@nkers are priceless... on 08:57 - Mar 24 by homer_123

We are all in it together.


"The exemption allows people to travel abroad “in connection with the purchase, sale, letting or rental of a residential property”. Those activities include visiting an estate agent, developer sales office or show home, viewing residential properties to rent or buy, and preparing a property for moving in."

I take this will mean that we can all go on holiday as long as we gaze into an estate agent's window for a few minutes!

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These w@nkers are priceless... on 09:29 - Mar 24 with 1180 viewsOldsmoker

Spend 2 weeks at your algarve villa pretending to ready it for sale.
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These w@nkers are priceless... on 09:47 - Mar 24 with 1133 viewsfactual_blue

These w@nkers are priceless... on 09:22 - Mar 24 by BanksterDebtSlave

"The exemption allows people to travel abroad “in connection with the purchase, sale, letting or rental of a residential property”. Those activities include visiting an estate agent, developer sales office or show home, viewing residential properties to rent or buy, and preparing a property for moving in."

I take this will mean that we can all go on holiday as long as we gaze into an estate agent's window for a few minutes!


You can thank stanley johnson for that.

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These w@nkers are priceless... on 11:39 - Mar 24 with 1045 viewsHerbivore

How on earth is house hunting for a holiday home considered essential travel?

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These w@nkers are priceless... on 11:50 - Mar 24 with 1024 viewsPendejo

These w@nkers are priceless... on 09:22 - Mar 24 by BanksterDebtSlave

"The exemption allows people to travel abroad “in connection with the purchase, sale, letting or rental of a residential property”. Those activities include visiting an estate agent, developer sales office or show home, viewing residential properties to rent or buy, and preparing a property for moving in."

I take this will mean that we can all go on holiday as long as we gaze into an estate agent's window for a few minutes!


I took it as that - 're last paragraph

We have ample browser history of house hunting in Colombia, looking for somewhere warm to retire to; so assume I can safely use the "Stanley Johnson clause"

So I guess we can finally make travel plans.

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These w@nkers are priceless... on 12:40 - Mar 24 with 990 viewsBlueBadger

These w@nkers are priceless... on 11:39 - Mar 24 by Herbivore

How on earth is house hunting for a holiday home considered essential travel?

F**k this Tory government and f**k anyone who supports it.


Paz is clearly desperate to go house-hunting...

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These w@nkers are priceless... on 13:04 - Mar 24 with 966 viewsHerbivore

These w@nkers are priceless... on 12:40 - Mar 24 by BlueBadger

Paz is clearly desperate to go house-hunting...


He's probably finally got fed up of living in his mum's box room.

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These w@nkers are priceless... on 13:18 - Mar 24 with 943 viewsfactual_blue

These w@nkers are priceless... on 12:40 - Mar 24 by BlueBadger

Paz is clearly desperate to go house-hunting...


A Go Fund Me page for 'help pazzer move to Turkmenistan' perhaps?

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These w@nkers are priceless... on 13:24 - Mar 24 with 928 viewsfactual_blue

These w@nkers are priceless... on 13:04 - Mar 24 by Herbivore

He's probably finally got fed up of living in his mum's box room.


Good job you included the word 'room'.....

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These w@nkers are priceless... on 14:12 - Mar 24 with 891 viewsBlueBadger

These w@nkers are priceless... on 13:18 - Mar 24 by factual_blue

A Go Fund Me page for 'help pazzer move to Turkmenistan' perhaps?


..and then donate the cash to food banks, refugee and LGBTQ charities?

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These w@nkers are priceless... on 15:15 - Mar 24 with 845 viewsfactual_blue

These w@nkers are priceless... on 14:12 - Mar 24 by BlueBadger

..and then donate the cash to food banks, refugee and LGBTQ charities?


After paying for pazzer's rendition to Turkmenistan, obviously.

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