| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 17:29 - Jul 26 with 2426 views | NthQldITFC |
I always enjoyed Raffles the Gentleman Thug.
"Will you, perchance, be passing the portals of Paddington Infirmary on your way back to the palace, Your Majesty?"
"Why, yes indeed I will, Raffles."
"Might I then respectfully suggest that you take the opportunity to get that f****r stitched y'c..."
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 17:54 - Jul 26 with 2380 views | Oldsmoker |
Always liked Roger Mellie, the man on the telly.
In Top Tips one week there were 2 letters from the same guy.
Don't bother looking both ways when crossing a one-way street.
Paul, Durham.
Always look both ways when crossing a one-way street just in case some pillock is going the wrong way.
Paul, Durham Hospital. |  |
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:30 - Jul 26 with 2302 views | DebsyAngel |
Still own a couple of the annuals and follow them on Facebook. The top tips were always my favourite, and Spoilt Bastard, Roger Irrelevant, and the spoof adverts. |  | | |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:40 - Jul 26 with 2278 views | BlueBadger |
It's not as funny as it used to be. |  |
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:43 - Jul 26 with 2276 views | Steve_M |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:40 - Jul 26 by BlueBadger |
It's not as funny as it used to be. |
Of course not, difficult to keep something going for so long.
It holds up better than your jokes mind..... |  |
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:48 - Jul 26 with 2266 views | Oldsmoker |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:30 - Jul 26 by DebsyAngel |
Still own a couple of the annuals and follow them on Facebook. The top tips were always my favourite, and Spoilt Bastard, Roger Irrelevant, and the spoof adverts. |
As Top Tips are your favs then here's some top tips.
Want to know the time? Go to Argos and buy a cheap watch. The time is written on the till receipt.
Cinema Builders. Don't bother with front row seats as no-one ever sits in them.
Start with the second row. | |
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:50 - Jul 26 with 2260 views | factual_blue |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:43 - Jul 26 by Steve_M |
Of course not, difficult to keep something going for so long.
It holds up better than your jokes mind..... |
That's a bar set pretty low, to be honest. |  |
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:52 - Jul 26 with 2254 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
Wish I’d have kept some of the old copies. Might have been worth a few quid now.
Still enjoy Viz even now I’ve turned 60. Essential reading on the lav’. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:55 - Jul 26 with 2245 views | Warkystache |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:30 - Jul 26 by DebsyAngel |
Still own a couple of the annuals and follow them on Facebook. The top tips were always my favourite, and Spoilt Bastard, Roger Irrelevant, and the spoof adverts. |
I've got every annual up to the mid 1990's.
Personal favourites: Top Tips, Letterbocks, Finbarr Saunders, Spawny Get, Nobby's Piles and Gilbert Ratchet. |  |
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:58 - Jul 26 with 2235 views | Warkystache |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:48 - Jul 26 by Oldsmoker |
As Top Tips are your favs then here's some top tips.
Want to know the time? Go to Argos and buy a cheap watch. The time is written on the till receipt.
Cinema Builders. Don't bother with front row seats as no-one ever sits in them.
Start with the second row. |
A hard boiled egg, sliced in half lengthways and with the yoke taken out, makes an ideal urinal for a hamster's cage.
Convince the postman you've just been sick by tipping a tin of Heinz Pea and Ham soup down your front before answering the door. | |
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 20:47 - Jul 26 with 2170 views | DebsyAngel |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:58 - Jul 26 by Warkystache |
A hard boiled egg, sliced in half lengthways and with the yoke taken out, makes an ideal urinal for a hamster's cage.
Convince the postman you've just been sick by tipping a tin of Heinz Pea and Ham soup down your front before answering the door. |
Ha ha!!
Loved the one today:
Several crabsticks glued together make an ideal high protein low carb alternative to a stick of rock when you visit the seaside. Be sure to keep a red biro handy so you can write the name of the resort on the inside after each bite. | | | |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 20:49 - Jul 26 with 2154 views | Pendejo |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 17:29 - Jul 26 by NthQldITFC |
I always enjoyed Raffles the Gentleman Thug.
"Will you, perchance, be passing the portals of Paddington Infirmary on your way back to the palace, Your Majesty?"
"Why, yes indeed I will, Raffles."
"Might I then respectfully suggest that you take the opportunity to get that f****r stitched y'c..."
or something like that. |
Don't recall that one.
Vernon Pratt Cockney Tvvat made me chuckle
Not to forget Mick Mills once featured in a story. |  |
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 20:50 - Jul 26 with 2145 views | DebsyAngel |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 20:49 - Jul 26 by Pendejo |
Don't recall that one.
Vernon Pratt Cockney Tvvat made me chuckle
Not to forget Mick Mills once featured in a story. |
Perhaps we could convince Paul Cook to sign Billy The Fish.... | | | |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 22:09 - Jul 26 with 2086 views | BlueBadger |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:50 - Jul 26 by factual_blue |
That's a bar set pretty low, to be honest. |
Even YOU are not old enough to remember when my jokes were funny, in all fairness. | |
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 23:02 - Jul 26 with 2050 views | Seablu |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 20:47 - Jul 26 by DebsyAngel |
Ha ha!!
Loved the one today:
Several crabsticks glued together make an ideal high protein low carb alternative to a stick of rock when you visit the seaside. Be sure to keep a red biro handy so you can write the name of the resort on the inside after each bite. |
Avoid parking tickets by simply leaving your windscreen wipers running whilst you nip into the butchers. |  | | |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 10:59 - Jul 27 with 1882 views | Dubtractor |
This is one of my favourite bits from recent years. Makes me chuckle every time.
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 11:28 - Jul 27 with 1852 views | stonojnr |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 20:50 - Jul 26 by DebsyAngel |
Perhaps we could convince Paul Cook to sign Billy The Fish.... |
Johnny X has been a regular at the club since the 90s |  | | |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 12:11 - Jul 27 with 1825 views | leitrimblue |
Big fan of acid head Ernie and big Vern( yer never take me alive coppers) |  | | |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 12:55 - Jul 27 with 1771 views | WeWereZombies |
Almost to the bottom of page one and no mention of Buster Gonads? This is today's music related poll with no option to vote for Brian Eno all over again... |  |
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 14:25 - Jul 27 with 1725 views | DebsyAngel |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 12:55 - Jul 27 by WeWereZombies |
Almost to the bottom of page one and no mention of Buster Gonads? This is today's music related poll with no option to vote for Brian Eno all over again... |
Also not mentioned is Biffa Bacon - loved him! | | | |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 14:38 - Jul 27 with 1714 views | factual_blue |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 22:09 - Jul 26 by BlueBadger |
Even YOU are not old enough to remember when my jokes were funny, in all fairness. |
The first really funny joke I heard was when Eve looked at Adam, and then at the apple tree and said 'nice Cox'. | |
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| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 15:42 - Jul 27 with 1683 views | Bluespeed225 |
89-91, quarterly, couldn’t wait to get my hands on it. Bertie Blunt, His Parrots a ….., Nobbys Piles, Finbar Saunders,, and of course, The Thieving Gypsie Ba…..ts,! The Tips continue to be of use. | | | |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 16:55 - Jul 27 with 1633 views | Oldsmoker |
| A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 12:55 - Jul 27 by WeWereZombies |
Almost to the bottom of page one and no mention of Buster Gonads? This is today's music related poll with no option to vote for Brian Eno all over again... |
Or Sid the Sexist or the Fat Slags.
Of course they are un-pc nowadays but isn't that the point of Viz. | |
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