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Mid life crisis? 18:40 - Nov 27 with 5924 viewsDubtractor

I turned 46 last week, and I'm wondering if I'm getting to the right age to consider having a midlife crisis. What age do people reckon is the right age for this?

Also, I'd welcome suggestions for what I could do for the occasion. I'm not really a flash car kind of guy, so that's out. I could trade in Mrs Dub for a younger model but I can't imagine too much demand for what I have to offer if I'm honest, plus I'm not a cooont so let's rule that out too.

This midlife crisis lark is quite difficult isn't it?

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Mid life crisis? on 18:41 - Nov 27 with 2250 viewswkj

Have a hot curry, sniff some black pepper the next morning. Once you start sneezing you will see if you're ready for a midlife crisis.

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Mid life crisis? on 18:41 - Nov 27 with 2228 viewsBlueBadger

Just try to learn to play guitar or take up drinking real ale/mlt whisky. It's generally cheaper.

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Mid life crisis? on 18:42 - Nov 27 with 2226 viewsJ2BLUE

You're about a decade too late IMO

Truly impaired.
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Mid life crisis? on 18:42 - Nov 27 with 2228 viewsBlueandTruesince82

Lycra warrior at weekends. Get a racing bike.

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Mid life crisis? on 18:43 - Nov 27 with 2218 viewsDubtractor

Mid life crisis? on 18:42 - Nov 27 by BlueandTruesince82

Lycra warrior at weekends. Get a racing bike.


Oh sh1t.

I got one of those a year ago. It happened and I didn't even notice.

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Mid life crisis? on 18:45 - Nov 27 with 2205 viewsbazza

Mid life crisis? on 18:42 - Nov 27 by J2BLUE

You're about a decade too late IMO


Yea, 46, better off picking a coffin than a car..
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Mid life crisis? on 18:47 - Nov 27 with 2181 viewsJ2BLUE

Mid life crisis? on 18:45 - Nov 27 by bazza

Yea, 46, better off picking a coffin than a car..


Mid life crisis. Mid. Mid.

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Mid life crisis? on 18:53 - Nov 27 with 2160 viewsMullet

At 46? Love the optimism old son!

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Mid life crisis? on 18:55 - Nov 27 with 2143 viewsFixed_It

I bought a chainsaw. Great purchase. And before anyone asks, the ex-Mrs Fixed_It is still alive and well.

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Mid life crisis? on 18:59 - Nov 27 with 2101 viewsblueblueburleymcgrew

Be a bit edgy get a season ticket in SBR lower.

If you have already then move to section 5 if you are already then respect, me, you and a couple of other old timers living on past glories enjoying match day!

TBH mid life crisis largely passed me by though I did learn to play the drums - which is fun.
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Have a shave? (n/t) on 19:03 - Nov 27 with 2034 viewsBloots


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Mid life crisis? on 19:06 - Nov 27 with 2021 viewsBloomBlue

Buying a flash car isn't a sign of a midlife crisis now (apparently) it's buying a bicycle and/or learning to play the guitar, suggest you do that.
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Mid life crisis? on 19:06 - Nov 27 with 2006 viewsBlueBlueBluex2

I fixed our boiler at age 44 and am still dining out on that.
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Mid life crisis? on 19:12 - Nov 27 with 1960 viewsIllinoisblue

Buy lots of bird feeders and spend a lot of time staring out the window at the feasting birds and squirrels.

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Mid life crisis? on 19:14 - Nov 27 with 1934 viewsnoggin

Buy a caravan and tow it slowly around country roads.
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Mid life crisis? on 19:15 - Nov 27 with 1929 viewsFixed_It

Mid life crisis? on 19:12 - Nov 27 by Illinoisblue

Buy lots of bird feeders and spend a lot of time staring out the window at the feasting birds and squirrels.


And look what happened to Warkystache when he did that...

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Mid life crisis? on 19:20 - Nov 27 with 1863 viewsWD19

I started at 23 and have been ramping it up ever since.

By the time I hit 50 I will probably be retiring to raise alpacas. Good ones, not the TB riddled type.
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Mid life crisis? on 19:20 - Nov 27 with 1857 viewsDubtractor

Mid life crisis? on 18:53 - Nov 27 by Mullet

At 46? Love the optimism old son!


I'm aiming for 90 at least.

It's optimistic for sure though!

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Mid life crisis? on 19:23 - Nov 27 with 1832 viewsfooters

Do you have a shed, Dubbers?

Men of advancing years seem to spend a lot of time in them. Doing what, I have no clue - masturbating probably. But maybe something for you to look into. (A shed).

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Have a shave? (n/t) on 19:23 - Nov 27 with 1837 viewsDubtractor

Have a shave? (n/t) on 19:03 - Nov 27 by Bloots



I was last clean shaven in 2006 - I'll never go back, not even for charity.

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Mid life crisis? on 19:26 - Nov 27 with 1809 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

If you haven't resorted to wearing corduroy trousers, comfortable catalogue shoes and fur lined slippers around the home yet, then you have probably avoided a mid life crisis.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Mid life crisis? on 19:30 - Nov 27 with 1786 viewschicoazul

I have Sonos and am not a very big music man anyway but I can’t stop looking at expensive hi fi systems at Richer Sounds. I think this is the start of my mid life crisis. Same age as you.

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Mid life crisis? on 19:31 - Nov 27 with 1785 viewseastangliaisblue

Surely the only choice is to buy a convertible car and get an ear piercing.
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Mid life crisis? on 19:36 - Nov 27 with 1740 viewsnoggin

Mid life crisis? on 19:26 - Nov 27 by StochesStotasBlewe

If you haven't resorted to wearing corduroy trousers, comfortable catalogue shoes and fur lined slippers around the home yet, then you have probably avoided a mid life crisis.


Ralph Lauren crew neck sweater with a polo shirt under, if you have an office job.

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Mid life crisis? on 19:38 - Nov 27 with 1723 viewsMullet

Mid life crisis? on 19:20 - Nov 27 by Dubtractor

I'm aiming for 90 at least.

It's optimistic for sure though!


What are we going to be doing at 90 mate? Pooing in bags and hoping that the health insurance covers enough opiates to finally end it all.

Live fast, die after a reasonable retirement and when the garden centre gets just that little bit too boring I reckon!

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