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If Lambert had be asked build the ark 20:24 - Nov 29 with 1549 viewsKeno

would mankind have survived the Flood?

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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 20:26 - Nov 29 with 1536 viewsfooters

Do we really need two of every Bennetts?

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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 20:30 - Nov 29 with 1519 viewsKeno

If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 20:26 - Nov 29 by footers

Do we really need two of every Bennetts?


no but there's two Andy Goram's

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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 20:43 - Nov 29 with 1486 viewsChurchman

He’d have built it with too much old rotting wood and borrowed the rubbish fixings from people unloading their junk. He’d have filled it with creatures of the same sex, but it wouldn’t have mattered because after a promising start it would sunk anyway.

In other words, no.
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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 20:57 - Nov 29 with 1462 viewschrismakin

If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 20:26 - Nov 29 by footers

Do we really need two of every Bennetts?


Not when you can have 1 Edwards no....

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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 20:59 - Nov 29 with 1447 viewsXYZ

Noah way.
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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 21:00 - Nov 29 with 1440 viewsleitrimblue

No, but at least we might all get a free beer
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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 21:06 - Nov 29 with 1425 viewspointofblue

Not sure, but Cook would have called the workman crap, sacked them all, brought new ones in and then got them chopping with rubber axes.


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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 21:10 - Nov 29 with 1407 viewsfooters

If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 20:57 - Nov 29 by chrismakin

Not when you can have 1 Edwards no....


I look forward to you singing his praises after the next game.

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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 21:12 - Nov 29 with 1406 viewsSwansea_Blue

He’d have got planks of the finest wood, but ended building something like this


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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 21:18 - Nov 29 with 1399 viewsSwansea_Blue

If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 20:26 - Nov 29 by footers

Do we really need two of every Bennetts?


*Shudders*

Have we ever had such an awful player? Don’t tell me, he’s probably starting in the Champions League now...

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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 21:32 - Nov 29 with 1374 viewschrismakin

If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 21:10 - Nov 29 by footers

I look forward to you singing his praises after the next game.


Like I have the past 3 yeah;)

Maybe tho. He will finally score............. then we can say he's made it.

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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 23:33 - Nov 29 with 1326 viewsMattinLondon

Not sure if I’m honest…if Cook was in charge of putting the animals on the arc then he’d line them up but they would be unable to get onboard. He’d then try the same formation all of the time but the result would still be the same. Someone would suggest ‘why don’t you try two-by-two? But no, absolutely not.
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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 23:37 - Nov 29 with 1319 viewsPinewoodblue

The ark would only have been half built.

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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 01:13 - Nov 30 with 1279 viewsbournemouthblue

It's a great ark, honestly it's brilliant, I can't ask any more of the ark, it's really good, really good

Okay, it sunk but it's been brilliant.

I was in a German Ark, a big big Ark, let me tell ya, I've been in big arks, big big arks and I know what it takes.

Brett McGavin, Bremner you love Brett McGavin, is he your uncle or something, honestly but he's not on my ark

This is a great ark, it just needs a bit of help, it's sad that it's sunk but we'll get there, brilliant

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Alcohol is the answer but I can't remember the question!
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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 06:08 - Nov 30 with 1191 viewsbrogansnose

One thing is for certain, Phil wouldn't have been allowed on the Ark.
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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 10:03 - Nov 30 with 1127 viewsGarv

If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 21:18 - Nov 29 by Swansea_Blue

*Shudders*

Have we ever had such an awful player? Don’t tell me, he’s probably starting in the Champions League now...


Of all the duds we've had in the last 10-15 years I don't know why people go after Bennetts.

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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 10:10 - Nov 30 with 1110 viewsMattinLondon

If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 10:03 - Nov 30 by Garv

Of all the duds we've had in the last 10-15 years I don't know why people go after Bennetts.


He was on a lot of money, came from a big club and so a lot of fans expected more from him. Expectations would have been lower if he were a cheap punt from Morpeth Town.

On a similar theme, I don’t see why people go after Giles Coke - seen plenty worse than him.
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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 10:18 - Nov 30 with 1089 viewsMattinLondon

If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 06:08 - Nov 30 by brogansnose

One thing is for certain, Phil wouldn't have been allowed on the Ark.


No baldies allowed on the ark?


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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 14:25 - Nov 30 with 996 viewsTangledupin_Blue

If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 10:10 - Nov 30 by MattinLondon

He was on a lot of money, came from a big club and so a lot of fans expected more from him. Expectations would have been lower if he were a cheap punt from Morpeth Town.

On a similar theme, I don’t see why people go after Giles Coke - seen plenty worse than him.
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Is that cheap punt instead of the ark? I should think Lambo could manage that or maybe a coracle.

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If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 14:26 - Nov 30 with 988 viewsKeno

If Lambert had be asked build the ark on 14:25 - Nov 30 by Tangledupin_Blue

Is that cheap punt instead of the ark? I should think Lambo could manage that or maybe a coracle.


But it would have to be a bog coracle, really big coracle

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