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Your ex employers think you're a lying w@nker, your ex-wives think you're a lying w@nker, most of your own party think you're a lying w@nker, pretty sure Lizzie thinks you're a lying w@nker...is there anyone apart from Carrie who doesn't think you're a lying w@nker?
"Mr Speaker, who do you find more attractive, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson? I feel so confident of Boris Johnson's guilt that I can waste parliament's time by rating the superhunks."
It's also probably why I'll never work in politics.
Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
"If the Prime Minister attended the event that he, in his own words, 'understood to be a work event' in the Garden of 10 Downing Street on 20th May 2020, and as the Prime Minister was at this 'work event' by his own admission, for 20-30 minutes, can the Prime Minister tell the house exactly what work was being carried out at that event.
And would the Prime Minister acknowledge that under the regulations in place on that date, anyone attending a 'work event' and not engaging in 'work'; that person would have been acting illegally under the Covid Restrictions act 2020, and therefor that person MUST have lied to this house."
PMQs - what's your opener? on 11:26 - Jan 19 by Cheltenham_Blue
Easy.
"If the Prime Minister attended the event that he, in his own words, 'understood to be a work event' in the Garden of 10 Downing Street on 20th May 2020, and as the Prime Minister was at this 'work event' by his own admission, for 20-30 minutes, can the Prime Minister tell the house exactly what work was being carried out at that event.
And would the Prime Minister acknowledge that under the regulations in place on that date, anyone attending a 'work event' and not engaging in 'work'; that person would have been acting illegally under the Covid Restrictions act 2020, and therefor that person MUST have lied to this house."
But no-one will ask it.
[Post edited 19 Jan 2022 11:27]
I'd love Boris to leave with a flourish, singing this at PMQ this afternoon...
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