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Funny names of things 10:13 - Sep 12 with 1868 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Lady Dollers sent me a link to a lamp she likes.
"Haha, this is a joke right?" said I.
"No, what's wrong with it?"
"Have you seen the name of it?"
"No?"
"The Fatboy Boll*ck!?"

Not a joke, an expensive lamp in a fancy design shop. Whoever named this must've been on a windup? Their last day or something? Fatboy's the brand name so fair enough for that bit...
https://www.latzio.com/bolleke-spherical-lamp

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Funny names of things on 10:19 - Sep 12 with 1813 viewsJ2BLUE

Sit down please Dollers as this is going to come as quite a shock...

There are other languages. English is not the only one. It's bolleke and something to do with being round (I think).

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Funny names of things on 10:33 - Sep 12 with 1766 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Funny names of things on 10:19 - Sep 12 by J2BLUE

Sit down please Dollers as this is going to come as quite a shock...

There are other languages. English is not the only one. It's bolleke and something to do with being round (I think).


Good point. I don't think I've really woken up yet.

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Funny names of things on 10:36 - Sep 12 with 1759 viewsclive_baker

Funny names of things on 10:33 - Sep 12 by The_Flashing_Smile

Good point. I don't think I've really woken up yet.


You've dropped a bolleke there mate.

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Funny names of things on 10:48 - Sep 12 with 1731 viewsfabian_illness

Do they come in pairs?
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Funny names of things on 10:51 - Sep 12 with 1711 viewsbelgablue

The Peruvian team called Deportivo W@nka has to be a cult classic. I would post a wiki link but just been informed it contains unacceptable language.

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Funny names of things on 10:55 - Sep 12 with 1670 viewsGuthrum

My favourite is the stuff a manufacturer claimed to put in face-flattening creams - Boswellox. Presumably as in: "It's all a load of ..."

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Funny names of things on 10:56 - Sep 12 with 1661 viewsronnyd

Bet that website name made Trevor Whymark wince.
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Funny names of things on 11:23 - Sep 12 with 1623 viewsleitrimblue

The Mitsubishi Pajero is very unpopular in Spain...
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Funny names of things on 11:28 - Sep 12 with 1591 viewsPendejo

Funny names of things on 11:23 - Sep 12 by leitrimblue

The Mitsubishi Pajero is very unpopular in Spain...


A was Toyota MR2 in France, needs to be said with a French accent to appreciate it.

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Funny names of things on 11:31 - Sep 12 with 1588 viewsleitrimblue

Funny names of things on 11:28 - Sep 12 by Pendejo

A was Toyota MR2 in France, needs to be said with a French accent to appreciate it.


I'm repeating MR2 in my best Allo Allo accent. But I'm getting nothing. Though my French is pretty poor
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Funny names of things on 11:35 - Sep 12 with 1579 viewsNthQldITFC

Funny names of things on 11:31 - Sep 12 by leitrimblue

I'm repeating MR2 in my best Allo Allo accent. But I'm getting nothing. Though my French is pretty poor


Try Emm-air-deux

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Funny names of things on 11:38 - Sep 12 with 1568 viewsleitrimblue

Funny names of things on 11:35 - Sep 12 by NthQldITFC

Try Emm-air-deux


That's better, forgot to transfer my two to a deux. Had repeated MR2 so much I was fearing a Beetlejuice moment
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Funny names of things on 13:01 - Sep 12 with 1472 viewsTangledupin_Blue

How do you switch it on... With a big knob?

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Funny names of things on 13:10 - Sep 12 with 1442 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Funny names of things on 10:48 - Sep 12 by fabian_illness

Do they come in pairs?


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Funny names of things on 13:16 - Sep 12 with 1409 viewsPhilTWTD

Funny names of things on 11:28 - Sep 12 by Pendejo

A was Toyota MR2 in France, needs to be said with a French accent to appreciate it.


I seem to recall that the Nova didn't sell well in Spain.
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Funny names of things on 13:23 - Sep 12 with 1358 viewsKeno

Funny names of things on 13:16 - Sep 12 by PhilTWTD

I seem to recall that the Nova didn't sell well in Spain.


This sold well in Norfolk


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Funny names of things on 15:20 - Sep 12 with 1273 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Funny names of things on 10:55 - Sep 12 by Guthrum

My favourite is the stuff a manufacturer claimed to put in face-flattening creams - Boswellox. Presumably as in: "It's all a load of ..."


I thought that was something Karl Pilkington came up with on Ricky Gervais' radio show. Didn't think it was a real thing!

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Funny names of things on 15:21 - Sep 12 with 1270 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Funny names of things on 10:48 - Sep 12 by fabian_illness

Do they come in pairs?


I'd love to go into the shop and ask for a pair of bollekes.

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Funny names of things on 16:36 - Sep 12 with 1201 viewsjaykay

Funny names of things on 10:56 - Sep 12 by ronnyd

Bet that website name made Trevor Whymark wince.


maybe David Johnson Whymark would be over the moon as he scored all 4 goals

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Funny names of things on 17:54 - Sep 12 with 1148 viewsfactual_blue

Funny names of things on 13:23 - Sep 12 by Keno

This sold well in Norfolk



I think you'll find the so-called 'economy of norfolk' works solely on a system of barter.

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Funny names of things on 20:26 - Sep 12 with 1080 viewsjontysnut

Funny names of things on 15:21 - Sep 12 by The_Flashing_Smile

I'd love to go into the shop and ask for a pair of bollekes.


In Antwerp De Koninck beer is served in a bowl shaped glass called a bolleke - and that's what you ask for.
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Funny names of things on 10:39 - Sep 13 with 964 viewsNthQldITFC

Funny names of things on 13:01 - Sep 12 by Tangledupin_Blue

How do you switch it on... With a big knob?


The same way that anybody else does. It doesn't make any difference.

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Funny names of things on 11:01 - Sep 13 with 946 viewsblueasfook

Funny names of things on 13:16 - Sep 12 by PhilTWTD

I seem to recall that the Nova didn't sell well in Spain.


"No va" literally translates to "wont go". Hence, in Europe it was known as the Corsa.

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