| Rommers 17:10 - Dec 28 with 7572 views | Lord_Lucan |
You are at Uni in the prime of your life.
Rather than post "Evans Out" after every defeat you should be up to your balls in flange. |  |
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| Rommers on 17:12 - Dec 28 with 5903 views | Keno |
maybe he prefers sausage to taco? |  |
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| Rommers on 17:12 - Dec 28 with 5910 views | uefacup81 |
Rommers, you’re 18 years old and you’re spending your Friday afternoon posting on a low-traffic internet forum. You could be in bed with a girl, not wasting your life. It’s a beautiful day. Take her out to a local fort or a Victorian folly.
I'm sure your mum and dad, believe me, did it everywhere. You know, in the lounge, in the hall. Behind a large boulder on Helvellyn for your dad's birthday. Actually, that might have been where you were conceived.
Perhaps they left a tartan flask up there. One of those very fragile ones with a screw-on cup-stroke-cap. These days, they’re much more resilient. Sort of, they took the technology from NASA, basically, which is extraordinary. Modern flasks today are directly linked with the Apollo 11 space mission. [Post edited 28 Dec 2018 17:18]
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| Rommers on 17:24 - Dec 28 with 5837 views | The_Romford_Blue |
I’m home for Christmas
I barely posted at all in the 13 weeks I was gone. |  |
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| Rommers on 17:26 - Dec 28 with 5816 views | Keno |
| Rommers on 17:24 - Dec 28 by The_Romford_Blue |
I’m home for Christmas
I barely posted at all in the 13 weeks I was gone. |
have been away?
Is it you that's sailing round Africa? | |
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| Rommers on 17:40 - Dec 28 with 5774 views | badadski |
| Rommers on 17:26 - Dec 28 by Keno |
have been away?
Is it you that's sailing round Africa? |
Maybe Rommers is double tapping, or typing and tapping at the same time?
who knows, could be a person of many talents - notice the gender neutral "person."
It could be to some that nothings better than a good after shag Evans out Whinge. |  | | |
| Rommers on 17:45 - Dec 28 with 5734 views | Keno |
| Rommers on 17:40 - Dec 28 by badadski |
Maybe Rommers is double tapping, or typing and tapping at the same time?
who knows, could be a person of many talents - notice the gender neutral "person."
It could be to some that nothings better than a good after shag Evans out Whinge. |
Evans out Whinge
is that you young people are called 'doing sex' nowadays? | |
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| Rommers on 17:47 - Dec 28 with 5718 views | m14_blue |
| Rommers on 17:24 - Dec 28 by The_Romford_Blue |
I’m home for Christmas
I barely posted at all in the 13 weeks I was gone. |
You don’t need to explain yourself mate.
How was your first term? | | | |
| Rommers on 17:49 - Dec 28 with 5709 views | RoyKeanesDog |
| Rommers on 17:24 - Dec 28 by The_Romford_Blue |
I’m home for Christmas
I barely posted at all in the 13 weeks I was gone. |
How is uni going? |  |
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| Rommers on 17:50 - Dec 28 with 5707 views | footers |
| Rommers on 17:47 - Dec 28 by m14_blue |
You don’t need to explain yourself mate.
How was your first term? |
If it was any good he shouldn't really remember. But he did say he smashed two of his modules, whatever that means. |  |
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| Rommers on 17:53 - Dec 28 with 5681 views | homer_123 |
| Rommers on 17:12 - Dec 28 by uefacup81 |
Rommers, you’re 18 years old and you’re spending your Friday afternoon posting on a low-traffic internet forum. You could be in bed with a girl, not wasting your life. It’s a beautiful day. Take her out to a local fort or a Victorian folly.
I'm sure your mum and dad, believe me, did it everywhere. You know, in the lounge, in the hall. Behind a large boulder on Helvellyn for your dad's birthday. Actually, that might have been where you were conceived.
Perhaps they left a tartan flask up there. One of those very fragile ones with a screw-on cup-stroke-cap. These days, they’re much more resilient. Sort of, they took the technology from NASA, basically, which is extraordinary. Modern flasks today are directly linked with the Apollo 11 space mission. [Post edited 28 Dec 2018 17:18]
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Victorian folly?
Why would he take her to see Facters? |  |
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| Rommers on 18:24 - Dec 28 with 5595 views | factual_blue |
| Rommers on 17:50 - Dec 28 by footers |
If it was any good he shouldn't really remember. But he did say he smashed two of his modules, whatever that means. |
I think it's slightly more serious than a broken metatarsal, but less serious than an anterior cruciate ligament injury. I'm sure that with some ointment and a course of manipulation from a bona fide health professional, he'll make an almost full recovery. |  |
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| Rommers on 18:45 - Dec 28 with 5546 views | The_Romford_Blue |
Really good.
Passed both of my first term modules, done some actual sports coaching and passed that assessment. Made some new mates (two of which have been coming to Town games) and even met a girl I’m fond of - albeit we aren’t together. She has a boyfriend. Though she told me on Christmas Eve she’s finally split up with him that afternoon. So who knows what will happen next term.
To be honest, uni was the best decision I’ve ever made. | |
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| Rommers on 18:49 - Dec 28 with 5512 views | agentp |
| Rommers on 18:45 - Dec 28 by The_Romford_Blue |
Really good.
Passed both of my first term modules, done some actual sports coaching and passed that assessment. Made some new mates (two of which have been coming to Town games) and even met a girl I’m fond of - albeit we aren’t together. She has a boyfriend. Though she told me on Christmas Eve she’s finally split up with him that afternoon. So who knows what will happen next term.
To be honest, uni was the best decision I’ve ever made. |
Did you tie a large bedsheet outside her accommodation saying Boyfriend out? | |
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| Rommers on 18:49 - Dec 28 with 5508 views | bluelagos |
| Rommers on 18:45 - Dec 28 by The_Romford_Blue |
Really good.
Passed both of my first term modules, done some actual sports coaching and passed that assessment. Made some new mates (two of which have been coming to Town games) and even met a girl I’m fond of - albeit we aren’t together. She has a boyfriend. Though she told me on Christmas Eve she’s finally split up with him that afternoon. So who knows what will happen next term.
To be honest, uni was the best decision I’ve ever made. |
Life is downhill all the way afterwards so make the most of it. |  |
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| Rommers on 18:53 - Dec 28 with 5493 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Rommers on 18:45 - Dec 28 by The_Romford_Blue |
Really good.
Passed both of my first term modules, done some actual sports coaching and passed that assessment. Made some new mates (two of which have been coming to Town games) and even met a girl I’m fond of - albeit we aren’t together. She has a boyfriend. Though she told me on Christmas Eve she’s finally split up with him that afternoon. So who knows what will happen next term.
To be honest, uni was the best decision I’ve ever made. |
Can I give you some advice on girls?
There are two sure fired ways of pulling the bird in question that you want.
1/ Talk absolute filth - they can't get enough of it. Make sure you mention that you are curious about bondage.
2/ Go for a drink with her and suggest she brings a friend along. The friend she chooses will definitely be fat (don't ask Rommers, I know these things), make a point of being nice to the girl that you fancy but largely ignore her and spend most of the night talking to her fat friend.
Trust me. | |
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| Rommers on 18:54 - Dec 28 with 5484 views | footers |
| Rommers on 18:45 - Dec 28 by The_Romford_Blue |
Really good.
Passed both of my first term modules, done some actual sports coaching and passed that assessment. Made some new mates (two of which have been coming to Town games) and even met a girl I’m fond of - albeit we aren’t together. She has a boyfriend. Though she told me on Christmas Eve she’s finally split up with him that afternoon. So who knows what will happen next term.
To be honest, uni was the best decision I’ve ever made. |
Be wary of a bird who'll dump someone on Christmas Eve, Rommers! Poor barsteward probably had a miserable crimbo... | |
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| Rommers on 18:59 - Dec 28 with 5447 views | RoyKeanesDog |
| Rommers on 18:45 - Dec 28 by The_Romford_Blue |
Really good.
Passed both of my first term modules, done some actual sports coaching and passed that assessment. Made some new mates (two of which have been coming to Town games) and even met a girl I’m fond of - albeit we aren’t together. She has a boyfriend. Though she told me on Christmas Eve she’s finally split up with him that afternoon. So who knows what will happen next term.
To be honest, uni was the best decision I’ve ever made. |
Glad to hear it. Don't get too hung up on the girl, you'll miss out on what else is out there! | |
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| Rommers on 19:12 - Dec 28 with 5393 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Rommers on 18:53 - Dec 28 by Lord_Lucan |
Can I give you some advice on girls?
There are two sure fired ways of pulling the bird in question that you want.
1/ Talk absolute filth - they can't get enough of it. Make sure you mention that you are curious about bondage.
2/ Go for a drink with her and suggest she brings a friend along. The friend she chooses will definitely be fat (don't ask Rommers, I know these things), make a point of being nice to the girl that you fancy but largely ignore her and spend most of the night talking to her fat friend.
Trust me. |
A sure fire way for young Rommers to indulge in a menage a trois. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Rommers on 19:20 - Dec 28 with 5356 views | agentp |
| Rommers on 19:12 - Dec 28 by StochesStotasBlewe |
A sure fire way for young Rommers to indulge in a menage a trois. |
Hang on a minute.... is that with the boyfriend or the fat girl? | |
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| Rommers on 19:20 - Dec 28 by agentp |
Hang on a minute.... is that with the boyfriend or the fat girl? |
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| Rommers on 20:01 - Dec 28 with 5222 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| Rommers on 18:54 - Dec 28 by footers |
Be wary of a bird who'll dump someone on Christmas Eve, Rommers! Poor barsteward probably had a miserable crimbo... |
Don’t worry I’ve met him.
He’s a controlling pr1ck. | |
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| Rommers on 20:06 - Dec 28 with 5201 views | PJH |
| Rommers on 20:01 - Dec 28 by The_Romford_Blue |
Don’t worry I’ve met him.
He’s a controlling pr1ck. |
He is not a billionaire that want's to buy a football club is he?
Could be your new best mate. |  | | |
| Rommers on 20:08 - Dec 28 with 5193 views | agentp |
| Rommers on 20:01 - Dec 28 by The_Romford_Blue |
Don’t worry I’ve met him.
He’s a controlling pr1ck. |
Are you from a really wealthy background Rommers? | |
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| Rommers on 20:28 - Dec 28 with 5128 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| Rommers on 20:08 - Dec 28 by agentp |
Are you from a really wealthy background Rommers? |
Unfortunately not. Why? | |
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