| Am I a bad parent? 20:42 - Sep 27 with 2131 views | sparks |
Just spent 15 minutes teaching my 9 year old to pick padlocks... |  |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 20:48 - Sep 27 with 1836 views | Bluefish |
Not a bad parent just a bit weird |  |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 21:13 - Sep 27 with 1785 views | BloomBlue |
Yes, teaching them how do use an electric key reading device for pinching cars with keyless entry would be much more profitable for them in the future |  | | |
| Am I a bad parent? on 21:14 - Sep 27 with 1774 views | dickie |
Why? |  | | |
| Am I a bad parent? on 21:14 - Sep 27 with 1772 views | jeera |
Depends.
What's their quickest time? |  |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 21:16 - Sep 27 with 1766 views | wkj |
I would say that is more constructive than most 9 year olds that focus on picking noses |  |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 21:20 - Sep 27 with 1763 views | Pinewoodblue |
No but don't try and help him with his maths homework you will show him the wrong way and get into trouble |  |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 21:29 - Sep 27 with 1749 views | solemio |
Why? | | | |
| Am I a bad parent? on 21:30 - Sep 27 with 1746 views | jeera |
| Am I a bad parent? on 21:29 - Sep 27 by solemio |
Why? |
Because those combination types are a nightmare.
Best to focus on one speciality. | |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 21:31 - Sep 27 with 1742 views | BLUEBEAT |
| Am I a bad parent? on 21:20 - Sep 27 by Pinewoodblue |
No but don't try and help him with his maths homework you will show him the wrong way and get into trouble |
Truth. |  |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 22:17 - Sep 27 with 1695 views | sparks |
| Am I a bad parent? on 21:31 - Sep 27 by BLUEBEAT |
Truth. |
Mum does the maths...
Lockpicking is intriguing fun. 
She failed but shes going to have another go in the morning. | |
| The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.
(Sir Terry Pratchett) | | Poll: | Is Fred drunk this morning? |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 22:24 - Sep 27 with 1676 views | Swansea_Blue |
There’s no problem with her learning how to pick locks, as long as she prays for redemption after any breaking and entering. I think that’s how it works. |  |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 23:03 - Sep 27 with 1627 views | sparks |
| Am I a bad parent? on 22:24 - Sep 27 by Swansea_Blue |
There’s no problem with her learning how to pick locks, as long as she prays for redemption after any breaking and entering. I think that’s how it works. |
In what way would any kind of prayer be a relevant consideration? | |
| The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.
(Sir Terry Pratchett) | | Poll: | Is Fred drunk this morning? |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 23:04 - Sep 27 with 1625 views | MVBlue |
| Am I a bad parent? on 22:17 - Sep 27 by sparks |
Mum does the maths...
Lockpicking is intriguing fun.
She failed but shes going to have another go in the morning. |
Or just use a bumper key |  |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 23:11 - Sep 27 with 1612 views | BrixtonBlue |
You weren't doing this in the Soho area perchance?
True story - I got back to my locker at the gym tonight to see, with horror, that the lock had been removed (somehow). The weirdest thing is nothing was stolen. Wallet with credit cards and cash still there, expensive leather jacket and DMs.
It seems like someone took the trouble to pick my lock... only to steal the lock. I'm grateful... but baffled. |  |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 23:42 - Sep 27 with 1588 views | Superblue95 |
| Am I a bad parent? on 23:11 - Sep 27 by BrixtonBlue |
You weren't doing this in the Soho area perchance?
True story - I got back to my locker at the gym tonight to see, with horror, that the lock had been removed (somehow). The weirdest thing is nothing was stolen. Wallet with credit cards and cash still there, expensive leather jacket and DMs.
It seems like someone took the trouble to pick my lock... only to steal the lock. I'm grateful... but baffled. |
Maybe they felt sorry for you after seeing your wallet only contained a crumpled fiver and an out of date condom? |  |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 00:27 - Sep 28 with 1559 views | BrixtonBlue |
| Am I a bad parent? on 23:42 - Sep 27 by Superblue95 |
Maybe they felt sorry for you after seeing your wallet only contained a crumpled fiver and an out of date condom? |
How dare you! What would Bully's child want with an out of date condom?!
Also, when I first read "crumpled" I read "crumpet"... and now I fancy a crumpet. | |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 00:49 - Sep 28 with 1539 views | Superblue95 |
| Am I a bad parent? on 00:27 - Sep 28 by BrixtonBlue |
How dare you! What would Bully's child want with an out of date condom?!
Also, when I first read "crumpled" I read "crumpet"... and now I fancy a crumpet. |
A crumpet in a wallet would be very interesting, | |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 01:39 - Sep 28 with 1514 views | BrixtonBlue |
| Am I a bad parent? on 00:49 - Sep 28 by Superblue95 |
A crumpet in a wallet would be very interesting, |
That would be a pikelet.
Congrats if you know that reference. | |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 01:41 - Sep 28 with 1511 views | textbackup |
not in the slightest, I teach mine loads of random sht. |  |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 01:47 - Sep 28 with 1503 views | jeera |
| Am I a bad parent? on 01:39 - Sep 28 by BrixtonBlue |
That would be a pikelet.
Congrats if you know that reference. |
If they don't do wallets for those then they should. | |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 02:35 - Sep 28 with 1490 views | Ryorry |
| Am I a bad parent? on 00:27 - Sep 28 by BrixtonBlue |
How dare you! What would Bully's child want with an out of date condom?!
Also, when I first read "crumpled" I read "crumpet"... and now I fancy a crumpet. |
Be honest, the indefinite article was superfluous there wasn't it ... |  |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 02:40 - Sep 28 with 1486 views | Ryorry |
This was subliminally inspired by my jammed padlock thread wasn't it?
I feel bad now :( | |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 09:00 - Sep 28 with 1379 views | BrixtonBlue |
| Am I a bad parent? on 02:35 - Sep 28 by Ryorry |
Be honest, the indefinite article was superfluous there wasn't it ... |
Blimey, I've not heard the word crumpet used in that way for YEARS! | |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 10:28 - Sep 28 with 1317 views | agentp |
Pathetic parent. Get with the times. Internet fraud is where it's at you should be training her up to be a Thomas Cook refund manager. | |
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| Am I a bad parent? on 12:09 - Sep 28 with 1278 views | artsbossbeard |
| Am I a bad parent? on 23:11 - Sep 27 by BrixtonBlue |
You weren't doing this in the Soho area perchance?
True story - I got back to my locker at the gym tonight to see, with horror, that the lock had been removed (somehow). The weirdest thing is nothing was stolen. Wallet with credit cards and cash still there, expensive leather jacket and DMs.
It seems like someone took the trouble to pick my lock... only to steal the lock. I'm grateful... but baffled. |
Please tell us that the backpack was stolen? |  |
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