| Crap presents anyone? 10:55 - Dec 27 with 8405 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
The missus's mum never fails to disappoint.
I got a cologne called Extreme Sky which smells like something I would've doused myself in in the 80's, while she got a perfume called "I Am Girl" or something - covered in flowers and looking like it's for a teenager.
She also got us towels. My GF asked for either mustard or black, to go with our bathroom. We got bright yellow and navy blue.
Also, all of this is from Debenhams closing down sale, so can't be returned! |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:03 - Dec 27 with 3575 views | catch74 |
TKMaxx vouchers from the same source, over the moon. |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:06 - Dec 27 with 3568 views | hoppy |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:03 - Dec 27 by catch74 |
TKMaxx vouchers from the same source, over the moon. |
Why is Dolly’s girlfriend’s mum buying you Christmas presents? |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:06 - Dec 27 with 3567 views | footers |
Mother got me a lint roller, because I always look scruffy, apparently.
I haven't been able to put it down. Hours of fun. |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:14 - Dec 27 with 3547 views | farkenhell |
Also from the in-laws, I got a bathing set containing bath salts (I never bath, always shower), shampoo and conditioner (for my bald head) and aftershave (for my beard). Very useful. Can't say anything though - that would be ungrateful! |  | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:14 - Dec 27 with 3539 views | Eireannach_gorm |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:06 - Dec 27 by footers |
Mother got me a lint roller, because I always look scruffy, apparently.
I haven't been able to put it down. Hours of fun. |
Will it get the bellybutton fluff? |  | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:18 - Dec 27 with 3523 views | catch74 |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:06 - Dec 27 by hoppy |
Why is Dolly’s girlfriend’s mum buying you Christmas presents? |
It’s a long story. (Cougar) | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:46 - Dec 27 with 3417 views | Keno |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:06 - Dec 27 by hoppy |
Why is Dolly’s girlfriend’s mum buying you Christmas presents? |
Is Catchy dolly girlfriend? |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:47 - Dec 27 with 3413 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:06 - Dec 27 by footers |
Mother got me a lint roller, because I always look scruffy, apparently.
I haven't been able to put it down. Hours of fun. |
The mind boggles dear boy.
I got no socks this year. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:47 - Dec 27 with 3407 views | Keno |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:47 - Dec 27 by StochesStotasBlewe |
The mind boggles dear boy.
I got no socks this year. |
Are you feet cold?? | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:48 - Dec 27 with 3409 views | hoppy |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:46 - Dec 27 by Keno |
Is Catchy dolly girlfriend? |
One way to find out... check out the price of sausages and mash on his pub menu... | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:50 - Dec 27 with 3399 views | Keno |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:48 - Dec 27 by hoppy |
One way to find out... check out the price of sausages and mash on his pub menu... |
Euphemism of the day “check out the price of sausages and mash on his pub menu”. | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:52 - Dec 27 with 3383 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:47 - Dec 27 by Keno |
Are you feet cold?? |
Socks don't look good with sandals. | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:56 - Dec 27 with 3370 views | Keno |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:52 - Dec 27 by StochesStotasBlewe |
Socks don't look good with sandals. |
You are very wise Piney | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:59 - Dec 27 with 3355 views | catch74 |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:50 - Dec 27 by Keno |
Euphemism of the day “check out the price of sausages and mash on his pub menu”. |
He doesn’t have to pay (giggles and blushes) | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 12:00 - Dec 27 with 3353 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:56 - Dec 27 by Keno |
You are very wise Piney |
Only occasionally  | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 12:39 - Dec 27 with 3247 views | eireblue |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:06 - Dec 27 by footers |
Mother got me a lint roller, because I always look scruffy, apparently.
I haven't been able to put it down. Hours of fun. |
Did you also get some cats to go with it? |  | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 13:21 - Dec 27 with 3143 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:47 - Dec 27 by StochesStotasBlewe |
The mind boggles dear boy.
I got no socks this year. |
That's just wrong! |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 13:25 - Dec 27 with 3123 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:14 - Dec 27 by farkenhell |
Also from the in-laws, I got a bathing set containing bath salts (I never bath, always shower), shampoo and conditioner (for my bald head) and aftershave (for my beard). Very useful. Can't say anything though - that would be ungrateful! |
Yo were never good enough for her! | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 17:50 - Dec 27 with 2791 views | BlueBadger |
Booze and sweets mostly .
Oh, and some comics from the in-laws. So actually, pretty good, on reflection. |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 17:59 - Dec 27 with 2769 views | snudge27 |
My dad got me a bottle of Glenfiddich from 1981. Bloody thing's probably gone off by now! |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 18:24 - Dec 27 with 2711 views | footers |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:47 - Dec 27 by StochesStotasBlewe |
The mind boggles dear boy.
I got no socks this year. |
I hate to say it as it is a very drastic step, but perhaps you should consider divorce at this point. The judge would be extremely generous I'm sure.
No man should go without socks on Christmas. In fact, I'm pretty sure you can't get socks any other time of the year. Shameful. | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 18:28 - Dec 27 with 2701 views | fergalsharkey |
Stop being so ungrateful u pric |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 18:35 - Dec 27 with 2678 views | farkenhell |
| Crap presents anyone? on 13:25 - Dec 27 by BanksterDebtSlave |
Yo were never good enough for her! |
Sorry mum! | | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 18:38 - Dec 27 with 2667 views | DropCliffsNotBombs |
| Crap presents anyone? on 18:28 - Dec 27 by fergalsharkey |
Stop being so ungrateful u pric |
Christ, no wonder you're a fantasist if your daughter is going out with Dollers. |  | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 18:44 - Dec 27 with 2661 views | Blue12345 |
Maybe instead of whinging about how “crap” your presents are you should appreciate how fortunate you are to get anything. If these things aren’t to your taste donate to charity then it’s a win win and you’ve done something good.
You sound like a spoilt kid. | | | |
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