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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective 12:34 - Mar 18 with 2559 viewsSteve_M

What a hard life this woman has lived:

https://www.standard.co.uk/escapist/i-left-london-for-the-countryside-and-it-was


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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:42 - Mar 18 with 1534 viewshype313

I've had enough reading about these sanctimonious woe betided me stories of folk leaving London for the countryside and finding that er it's not London.

Hopefully they will all crawl back to their Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino before you can say Giles, tie your brogues properly please.

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:46 - Mar 18 with 1512 viewsfactual_blue

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:42 - Mar 18 by hype313

I've had enough reading about these sanctimonious woe betided me stories of folk leaving London for the countryside and finding that er it's not London.

Hopefully they will all crawl back to their Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino before you can say Giles, tie your brogues properly please.


She's patently trying to put the riff-raff off from following her, Giles, Tarquin, Olivia and their Range Rover to the countryside, and clogging up the parking at the Farmers' Market.

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:47 - Mar 18 with 1493 viewsDubtractor

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:42 - Mar 18 by hype313

I've had enough reading about these sanctimonious woe betided me stories of folk leaving London for the countryside and finding that er it's not London.

Hopefully they will all crawl back to their Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino before you can say Giles, tie your brogues properly please.


That sounds tasty - where can I get one?

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:47 - Mar 18 with 1494 viewshomer_123

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:49 - Mar 18 with 1488 viewshype313

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:46 - Mar 18 by factual_blue

She's patently trying to put the riff-raff off from following her, Giles, Tarquin, Olivia and their Range Rover to the countryside, and clogging up the parking at the Farmers' Market.


The one positive is that she has upped sticks to the Cotswolds, as opposed to Suffolk.

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:51 - Mar 18 with 1481 viewshype313

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:47 - Mar 18 by Dubtractor

That sounds tasty - where can I get one?


All good Coffee shops in and around West Ken, a snip at £12.50 too, and you get a complimentary napkin.

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:52 - Mar 18 with 1480 viewsEwan_Oozami

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:49 - Mar 18 by hype313

The one positive is that she has upped sticks to the Cotswolds, as opposed to Suffolk.


There are plenty of insufferable ex-Londoners in Suffolk, I should know, I'm one of them!

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:53 - Mar 18 with 1472 viewshype313

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:52 - Mar 18 by Ewan_Oozami

There are plenty of insufferable ex-Londoners in Suffolk, I should know, I'm one of them!


Thankfully they all seem to base themselves in and around Aldeburgh and Southwold, I trust you have followed suit and are now residing in Brittans land....

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:02 - Mar 18 with 1436 viewsEwan_Oozami

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:53 - Mar 18 by hype313

Thankfully they all seem to base themselves in and around Aldeburgh and Southwold, I trust you have followed suit and are now residing in Brittans land....


Couldn't afford them! And anyway I don't like Range Rovers...

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:02 - Mar 18 with 1435 viewsRyorry

The poor gormless drivelling thing. She also has her allergy to doing a few minutes of basic research & thinking to put up with as well.

Never mind, I'm sure she'll find the sales of the book she plugged at the end will compensate her

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:03 - Mar 18 with 1432 viewsGuthrum

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:49 - Mar 18 by hype313

The one positive is that she has upped sticks to the Cotswolds, as opposed to Suffolk.


There is a magazine, "Cotswold Life" which is full of people like that, insanely expensive health spas and twee, rustic decorating tips for your cottage. Doesn't cover much agriculture.

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:04 - Mar 18 with 1424 viewshype313

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:02 - Mar 18 by Ryorry

The poor gormless drivelling thing. She also has her allergy to doing a few minutes of basic research & thinking to put up with as well.

Never mind, I'm sure she'll find the sales of the book she plugged at the end will compensate her


Judging by the comments in the article below her drivel, I very much doubt it will hit the bestseller list!

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:06 - Mar 18 with 1409 viewshype313

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:03 - Mar 18 by Guthrum

There is a magazine, "Cotswold Life" which is full of people like that, insanely expensive health spas and twee, rustic decorating tips for your cottage. Doesn't cover much agriculture.


To be fair, we also have a Suffolk Life magazine, which caters for these unpleasant souls.

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:10 - Mar 18 with 1381 viewsronnyd

She sounds like an entitled rich bitch who is now p!ssed off because she didn't do her research and is now paying the price. Who cares.
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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:14 - Mar 18 with 1353 viewsSwansea_Blue

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:03 - Mar 18 by Guthrum

There is a magazine, "Cotswold Life" which is full of people like that, insanely expensive health spas and twee, rustic decorating tips for your cottage. Doesn't cover much agriculture.


It should have a section on how to handle your serfs, at the very least.

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:17 - Mar 18 with 1342 viewsRyorry

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:14 - Mar 18 by Swansea_Blue

It should have a section on how to handle your serfs, at the very least.


Here's just the chap they could ask to write it -

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:22 - Mar 18 with 1330 viewsDarth_Koont

Thoughts and prayers.

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:27 - Mar 18 with 1309 viewsgiant_stow

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:52 - Mar 18 by Ewan_Oozami

There are plenty of insufferable ex-Londoners in Suffolk, I should know, I'm one of them!


Imo, the success of Londoners moving to or being in the sticks depends on their attitude. If they come in hoity toity and try to bring the city with them, they'll get shot down very quickly.

If however, your take the same approach as my dad did, you're welcomed: being a boozing Christian, he was always either in the pub or the church, so everyone got to know him and they drank/prayed/sang together and no one thought him a London tosspot.
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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:35 - Mar 18 with 1266 viewsfooters

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:52 - Mar 18 by Ewan_Oozami

There are plenty of insufferable ex-Londoners in Suffolk, I should know, I'm one of them!


And vice versa.

You can tell us apart on the Tube because we're chewing bits of straw.

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:35 - Mar 18 with 1270 viewsSteve_M

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:42 - Mar 18 by hype313

I've had enough reading about these sanctimonious woe betided me stories of folk leaving London for the countryside and finding that er it's not London.

Hopefully they will all crawl back to their Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino before you can say Giles, tie your brogues properly please.


I thought it telling that she hated living in London and hated living in the country. Odd that.

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:38 - Mar 18 with 1254 viewsfooters

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:35 - Mar 18 by Steve_M

I thought it telling that she hated living in London and hated living in the country. Odd that.


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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:38 - Mar 18 with 1258 viewsPendejo

She sets out the hardships they'd had in London and as a flat dweller I can empathise... But she says she moved to a cottage from a four-bedroom detached Victorian villa near Kingston-upon-Thames to a former housekeeper’s cottage, a downsize that pocketed a cool £1m+?

Her reasons for moving are stated as
I had grown tired of the sheer mass of people, weary of battling the daily commute and the long hours associated with a job that required breakfast brainstorms and client dinners.

But then says
Even with my new three-hour round commute to London four days a week, I felt true contentment.

I can't help think banking a cool million was their motivation

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:39 - Mar 18 with 1253 viewshype313

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:35 - Mar 18 by Steve_M

I thought it telling that she hated living in London and hated living in the country. Odd that.


Clearly someone who can't find happiness, or is looking for it in all the wrong places. Also places such value on materialist things.

Imagine being married to the her, you would feel like Richard from Keeping Up Appearances.

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:40 - Mar 18 with 1250 viewsDanTheMan

"Had we simply swapped one set of problems in London for another in the countryside?"

Christ.

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This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 13:43 - Mar 18 with 1234 viewsjaykay

This puts ITFC's troubles into perspective on 12:42 - Mar 18 by hype313

I've had enough reading about these sanctimonious woe betided me stories of folk leaving London for the countryside and finding that er it's not London.

Hopefully they will all crawl back to their Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino before you can say Giles, tie your brogues properly please.


if banksy had said this, some posters would be calling it reverse snobbery. i remember when he got called this, when on about the aldeburgh set

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