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You know you're getting old when... 08:43 - Sep 8 with 1320 viewsblueasfook

You think you need a fart in bed but no, it's something else. Oh dear. Not a great way to start the day. Sheets in the wash lol.

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You know you're getting old when... on 09:03 - Sep 8 with 1244 viewsDeano69

Commonly known as a Shart.

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You know you're getting old when... on 09:07 - Sep 8 with 1238 viewsblueasfook

You know you're getting old when... on 09:03 - Sep 8 by Deano69

Commonly known as a Shart.


Lucky my GF wasn't staying over last night, it could have been the end of the relationship!

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You know you're getting old when... on 11:42 - Sep 8 with 1130 viewsDeano69

You know you're getting old when... on 09:07 - Sep 8 by blueasfook

Lucky my GF wasn't staying over last night, it could have been the end of the relationship!




At least you were in the comfort of your own home!

My worst toilet related accident was being caught short while sorting IT out for the owner of a company at his house. It was exactly the dumb & dumber moment when having done as required the toilet cistern had something snap. Now, the fear from the odour was the least of my worries.

I basically dissembled the toilet and found a vessel to fill with water and do a sort of 'manual flush' which took ages. A clean up and open window and just about got away with it. Then had to confess the toilet had broken after he was wondering if I was ok as I had been in there for so long.

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You know you're getting old when... on 11:49 - Sep 8 with 1107 viewsnodge_blue

ummmm no! Think that's just you lol

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You know you're getting old when... on 14:32 - Sep 8 with 1015 viewsPerublue

I started that in the last 5 years or so...quite the shock age isn't it.

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You know you're getting old when... on 08:41 - Sep 9 with 884 viewsGrandpa

See link to parody song lyrics written after a similar experience (& partly inspired by Top Gear Specials where Mr Hammond, well, he doesn't travel well!)...

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/rorygallagher4.shtml
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You know you're getting old when... on 08:47 - Sep 9 with 874 viewsChurchman

The ‘follow through’. Bad idea.
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You know you're getting old when... on 09:00 - Sep 9 with 855 viewsZapers

You know you're getting old when... on 09:07 - Sep 8 by blueasfook

Lucky my GF wasn't staying over last night, it could have been the end of the relationship!


Let's hope she doesn't read about it on here, i wish i hadn't;)
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You know you're getting old when... on 10:30 - Sep 9 with 784 viewsPinewoodblue

Could have been worse.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12477397/This-biohazard-issue-Delta-fli


Sorry about it being a DM link but couldn’t find where I read it so googled.

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You know you're getting old when... on 10:38 - Sep 9 with 760 viewsHorsham

See also when you stop falling over and have a fall. You’re really old when it’s a nasty fall.
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