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Reply		Coronavirus, Stupidity and Religion are a dangerous mix
at 09:26 6 Apr 2020

They'll see their deaths as the start of the rapture.
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Reply		I want to break the interweb
at 09:10 6 Apr 2020

Although the conversation that starts with you replying 'I'm driving with these three young people to a local beauty spot, officer' isn't going to end well.
Particularly as you're wearing lycra.
[Post edited 6 Apr 9:12]
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Reply		Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown.
at 09:02 6 Apr 2020

Badgering her?
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Reply		That was a superb speech by Her Maj
at 23:00 5 Apr 2020

See also 'speeding' and 'cyclists at traffic lights'.
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Reply		Lord Bath dead
at 22:27 5 Apr 2020

He was an absolute shower.
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Reply		Can anyone remember a drier sunnier spring?
at 22:18 5 Apr 2020

1347
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Reply		Lord Bath, The Loin of Longleat, RIP
at 14:08 5 Apr 2020

I used to work with somebody who reckoned they were related to him. I wasn't convinced.
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Reply		Just been house partying with the Oz relo's*
at 13:15 5 Apr 2020

Here's an early instance of the Taking Back Control mob in action

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/aug/30/childprotection.society
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Reply		Hancock threatening stricter measures
at 11:59 5 Apr 2020

I'd have had them locked in the park and left to live off squirrels and daffodil bulbs.
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Reply		Going out on my skateboard
at 11:57 5 Apr 2020

There is now a word for people who ignore 'stay at home' advice.

Covidiots.
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Reply		Really decent footy quiz question below.
at 10:53 5 Apr 2020

David Batty rejected his League winners medal at Blackburn because he didn't think his contribution to the win was sufficient to warrant it.
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Reply		Really decent footy quiz question below.
at 10:48 5 Apr 2020

Is it L'Oreal's finest, Monsieur David Ginola?

Edit

No, it isn't.
[Post edited 5 Apr 10:50]
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Reply		Just been house partying with the Oz relo's*
at 10:47 5 Apr 2020

They do like words with 'o' at the end, don't they?

I was particularly struck by restaurants etc advertising for people with good 'hospo' skills.
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Reply		Trump just said on live TV he’ll take the anti-malarial drug
at 23:36 4 Apr 2020

I'm sure we all have our fingers crossed.
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Reply		Mick or Lambert?
at 19:04 4 Apr 2020

You say 'signed letter', everybody else says 'banning order'.
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Reply		Mick or Lambert?
at 18:56 4 Apr 2020

That's because you wanted a return ticket.
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Reply		Mick or Lambert?
at 18:51 4 Apr 2020

Hurst.
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Reply		Barbeque
at 17:25 4 Apr 2020

Have they invited you round?
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Reply		Starmer and Rayner elected
at 17:10 4 Apr 2020

It was amusing that when he was chairing the evening presser a journalist asked hancock by which criterion he'd qualified for a covid-19 test. At the precise moment he was about to answer, the BBC cut from the presser to the 6.00pm news.

You wouldn't get that sort of thing on TWTV.
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Reply		Current Lockdown until end of May at the earliest
at 15:11 4 Apr 2020

Is one of those reasons that you've had a vasectomy?
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