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Mick or Lambert?
at 18:56 4 Apr 2020

That's because you wanted a return ticket.
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Mick or Lambert?
at 18:51 4 Apr 2020

Hurst.
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Barbeque
at 17:25 4 Apr 2020

Have they invited you round?
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Starmer and Rayner elected
at 17:10 4 Apr 2020

It was amusing that when he was chairing the evening presser a journalist asked hancock by which criterion he'd qualified for a covid-19 test. At the precise moment he was about to answer, the BBC cut from the presser to the 6.00pm news.

You wouldn't get that sort of thing on TWTV.
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Current Lockdown until end of May at the earliest
at 15:11 4 Apr 2020

Is one of those reasons that you've had a vasectomy?
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Excellent article about how to mentally handle the pandemic
at 15:08 4 Apr 2020

Wire you thinking like that?
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If this season is voided...
at 15:07 4 Apr 2020

I'll get back to you once I know what the Peterborough chairman's view is.
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Starmer and Rayner elected
at 14:54 4 Apr 2020

They're continuing it at the moment, by keeping boris out of view.
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Current Lockdown until end of May at the earliest
at 14:17 4 Apr 2020

Has Some Bloke tweeted it though?
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Newcy has just disembarked.
at 13:21 4 Apr 2020

Speak truth unto power.

Just not in trump's America.
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Funny yet tragic at the same time.
at 13:16 4 Apr 2020

Fortunately stupidity knows no boundaries

https://www.connexionfrance.com/French-news/Pets-do-not-need-disinfecting-after-

(So far as I can tell, it isn't an April Fool, despite the date. The vet exists and practices in Sciez)
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Songs or Musicians that describe your job or career.
at 13:12 4 Apr 2020

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Songs or Musicians that describe your job or career.
at 10:55 4 Apr 2020

Lovely to see you back

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Songs or Musicians that describe your job or career.
at 10:50 4 Apr 2020

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Corbyn supporting MPs worried they might be purged by Starmer
at 21:51 3 Apr 2020

Not unlike the ERG then.
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Anyone think of any Old TV series that you'd like to watch
at 17:10 3 Apr 2020

When Things Were Rotten

Moonstrike

The Six Proud Walkers

Telford's Change

Manhunt (The 1970s series with Alfred Lynch)
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Dr William Frankland RIP
at 15:16 3 Apr 2020

He invented hay fever.

Or possibly the pollen count.

One or the other.

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Prem clubs are meeting for a new season commence date today
at 13:21 3 Apr 2020

If the Premier League haven't got a force majeure clause they can invoke, they deserve to be bankrupted by sky.
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Premier League Club suggesting completing the season in China
at 13:17 3 Apr 2020

I'm sure fergalsharkey has a spare aircraft carrier or two.
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How GCSEs and A Levels are going to be awarded
at 13:15 3 Apr 2020

I was doing Animal Husbandry at university.

Until they caught me at it one day.


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