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Torch/flashlight.
at 00:15 26 Jun 2022

The Imalent MS18 looks like it fits the bill

https://www.imalentstore.com/products/imalent-ms18-100000-lumen-flashlight

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Went to the game today....
at 00:10 26 Jun 2022

I'd say 99% of 'songs sung at matches about other football clubs' are somewhere between 'just plain naff' and 'downright offensive'.

In the 'just plain naff' category - a song about Delia Smith. In the latter - the Fashanu song, 'Who's that lying on the runway'. If you're not old enough to remember the latter (which was a Liverpool song more than anything), then that's perhaps as well.

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He’s going to carry on being a selfish incompetent charlatan.
at 20:34 25 Jun 2022

Corrective vote applied.

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"Armed Forces Day"
at 19:36 25 Jun 2022

I'm glad you're happy that at least some public sector workers are paid something approaching their worth.

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"Armed Forces Day"
at 14:51 25 Jun 2022

They've no time for a day off. They should be job seeking 35 hours a week.

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"Armed Forces Day"
at 14:09 25 Jun 2022

Yes. We should do more to recognise the efforts of vets. They do sterling work looking after the nation's pets.

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"Armed Forces Day"
at 14:07 25 Jun 2022

It should be expanded to become Public Sector Workers' Day, recognising the thankless efforts of all public sector workers, uniformed or otherwise, who do their utmost to look after us all in more ways than you could imagine.

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The Tories Bill to replace the Human Rights Act
at 13:08 25 Jun 2022

No need to call Legendofthephoenix 'fat fingers'.

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"Armed Forces Day"
at 13:08 25 Jun 2022

Just remember to dress as a poppy from mid-October to the end of November to show how much you care.

That actually looks like a very distressing skin disease.

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Supreme Court confirms Roe vs Wade is overturned
at 00:18 25 Jun 2022

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Have we had a Glasto thread?
at 20:40 24 Jun 2022

I once contracted a stomach bug at a rock festival.

The doctor told me it was Glasto-enteritis .

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Supreme Court confirms Roe vs Wade is overturned
at 18:13 24 Jun 2022

I think it's already been pointed out the the nra convention going on in Texas at the same time as the last shootings had a ban on guns in the conference hall.

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End of season fun
at 18:12 24 Jun 2022

morrissey

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Robinson's have ended their 86 year association with Wimbledon.
at 18:11 24 Jun 2022

But not with such panaché.*

*French drink-based pun.

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Supreme Court confirms Roe vs Wade is overturned
at 18:09 24 Jun 2022

You can't destroy foetuses. They have to be allowed to grow into teenagers.

And then shot in their school classrooms.

Common senses innit?

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Robinson's have ended their 86 year association with Wimbledon.
at 17:42 24 Jun 2022

That's barley believable.

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How do you get a hashtag key on a MacBook?
at 17:41 24 Jun 2022

Just draw # on the key of your choice, using a green marker pen.

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Caption anyone
at 17:38 24 Jun 2022

'Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the thickest of us all?'

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Covid vaccines cut the global death toll by up to 20m in one year
at 17:25 24 Jun 2022

There isn't a disease, so why do we have a vaccine, eh?
Eh?

It's to implant a microchip so Bill Gates can control us and make us think there's a war in The Ukraine.

FACT

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QT is infuriating tonight
at 23:52 23 Jun 2022

They're certainly a waste of space.

And boris is a total onanist.

And a plague on anybody who, since at least 1979, has done anything to advance the tory cause.

If you're looking to implement a Madagascar Plan, but using Rwanda, those are the people who should be given a one-way ticket. Every last man jack of them.

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